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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

If you had a minge for a day


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6 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said:

Doing what anyone with a minge should be doing - cooking, ironing, washing up then driving very badly to the supermarket

On the behalf of her indoors:

I'd sneeze too loudly, tread shit through the house, drink Guinness, fart and snore, ramble on when pissed and do shit decorating

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1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Yeah one numbs for catheter changes. That would be no fun. 

I had a load of both and binned em. 

I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉

Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣

 

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44 minutes ago, Morizio said:

I had a load of both and binned em. 

I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉

Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣

 

My Mrs uses Espa massage oils. 

Given the price of them and the infrequency of the event its about £300 a time! 🤣 

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1 hour ago, Morizio said:

I had a load of both and binned em. 

I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉

Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣

 

Hjs are more effort than a bjs. Take twice as long too. I'm out. 

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