Moderators Zico Posted January 17, 2021 Moderators Share Posted January 17, 2021 9 minutes ago, MickyD said: Just out of curiosity, what happens to all sorts if the clock strikes 12 and they’re still inserted? Hoping they turn into something of pumpkin proportion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 imagine if we could all just have a minge in the top drawer next to the bed that isnt going to end well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Just out of curiosity, what happens to all sorts if the clock strikes 12 and they’re still inserted? You go to the hospital and have some difficult questions to answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, crawshawbooth said: imagine if we could all just have a minge in the top drawer next to the bed that isnt going to end well Is Buffalo Bill an inspiration of yours 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 buffalo bill ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, crawshawbooth said: buffalo bill ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 🤢 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted January 17, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2021 35 minutes ago, crawshawbooth said: imagine if we could all just have a minge in the top drawer next to the bed that isnt going to end well Flesh light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Anyone accepting a blowy off a bloke must be at least a bit gay. Same as bumming a ladyboy. Gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 18, 2021 Members Share Posted January 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Traf said: Same as bumming a ladyboy. Gay What about being the bumee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Rudy said: What about being the bumee? it's only gay if you push back, @Widnes Two Hatstold me that once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2021 Straight women will usually at least experiment with lezzing it up once because they expect another female will know exactly how to treat them. Im told that doesn’t always follow. Probably because at the end of the day there’ll always be that part of your brain telling you you’re just not gay. Similarly with blokes. You’d expect a bloke would understand the importance of giving the balls equal attention, if not more. But in the end I just don’t fancy looking down and seeing a chap with his gob wrapped round my chap. The fairer sex are probably more tempted into experimenting because the whole thing is less hairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 12 minutes ago, Spider said: Straight women will usually at least experiment with lezzing it up once because they expect another female will know exactly how to treat them. Im told that doesn’t always follow. Probably because at the end of the day there’ll always be that part of your brain telling you you’re just not gay. Similarly with blokes. You’d expect a bloke would understand the importance of giving the balls equal attention, if not more. But in the end I just don’t fancy looking down and seeing a chap with his gob wrapped round my chap. The fairer sex are probably more tempted into experimenting because the whole thing is less hairy. Not even if @Rudyhas a shave and makes himself all pretty for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2021 Just now, Sweep said: Not even if @Rudyhas a shave and makes himself all pretty for you? If he pays attention to the balls.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: If he pays attention to the balls.... I'm not sure why he wouldn't, he seems the sort who doesn't do things in a slapdash manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 18, 2021 Members Share Posted January 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Spider said: If he pays attention to the balls.... I’m not an amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 18, 2021 Members Share Posted January 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, Spider said: Straight women will usually at least experiment with lezzing it up once because they expect another female will know exactly how to treat them. Im told that doesn’t always follow. Probably because at the end of the day there’ll always be that part of your brain telling you you’re just not gay. Similarly with blokes. You’d expect a bloke would understand the importance of giving the balls equal attention, if not more. But in the end I just don’t fancy looking down and seeing a chap with his gob wrapped round my chap. The fairer sex are probably more tempted into experimenting because the whole thing is less hairy. The thing with balls is if they are hairy no woman wants to be Gipping because they swallowed half your Bush. At least trim them and she will suck on them like a pair of ever lasting gob stoppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: The thing with balls is if they are hairy no woman wants to be Gipping because they swallowed half your Bush. At least trim them and she will suck on them like a pair of ever lasting gob stoppers. Us modern men are well groomed you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 18, 2021 Members Share Posted January 18, 2021 34 minutes ago, Spider said: Us modern men are well groomed you know... You'd be surprised. Some right mingers about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Spider said: Us modern men are well groomed you know... one of my mates, is hairless, he shaves himself totally - even gets a Gillette to his bawbag when he's in the bath. He reckons if you nick it though, it bleeds like fuck edit: to add, by "hairless" I mean on his body - he's still got eyebrows and eyelashes and hair on his head 🙂 - he just shaves his arms and legs and the rest of his body Edited January 18, 2021 by Sweep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 18, 2021 Members Share Posted January 18, 2021 Laser hair removal me. My coin purse is as smooth as eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 18, 2021 Members Share Posted January 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, Sweep said: one of my mates, is hairless, he shaves himself totally - even gets a Gillette to his bawbag when he's in the bath. He reckons if you nick it though, it bleeds like fuck edit: to add, by "hairless" I mean on his body - he's still got eyebrows and eyelashes and hair on his head 🙂 - he just shaves his arms and legs and the rest of his body Sack that. I'd love be a fella. You lot have it easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Sack that. I'd love be a fella. You lot have it easy. You're wrong. 2 words. Multiple orgasms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 18, 2021 Members Share Posted January 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: You're wrong. 2 words. Multiple orgasms. Whats those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2021 27 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Whats those? Guaranteed, is what they are. <clicks fingers, walks off with an 80's gigolo shuffle> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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