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If you had a minge for a day


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Guaranteed, is what they are. <clicks fingers, walks off with an 80's gigolo shuffle>

I'd probably end up having a period

Doing what anyone with a minge should be doing - cooking, ironing, washing up then driving very badly to the supermarket

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I’d be straight onto nifkins bridge with a wet finger to see if one of my failsafe’s actually works that well.

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6 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said:

Doing what anyone with a minge should be doing - cooking, ironing, washing up then driving very badly to the supermarket

On the behalf of her indoors:

I'd sneeze too loudly, tread shit through the house, drink Guinness, fart and snore, ramble on when pissed and do shit decorating

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1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Yeah one numbs for catheter changes. That would be no fun. 

I had a load of both and binned em. 

I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉

Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣

 

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44 minutes ago, Morizio said:

I had a load of both and binned em. 

I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉

Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣

 

My Mrs uses Espa massage oils. 

Given the price of them and the infrequency of the event its about £300 a time! 🤣 

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1 hour ago, Morizio said:

I had a load of both and binned em. 

I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉

Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣

 

Hjs are more effort than a bjs. Take twice as long too. I'm out. 

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11 hours ago, Winchester White said:

I would frig myself into oblivion but frankly without the tits to go with it I wouldn't feel full satisfaction. 

I've already got a pair er them.

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