Site Supporter Spider 2,188 Posted January 16 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16 What would be the first thing you’d do with it? And for the ladies, if you had a winkie, same question. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Zico 1,840 Posted January 16 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16 I'd probably end up having a period Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Francis Fogarty 52 Posted January 16 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16 Have as many winkies as I wanted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 If I had a winkie I think I'd use my bucket and half up within 12 hours. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,336 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 See how many things I could shove up it whilst shoplifting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,188 Posted January 16 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 16 I’d be straight onto nifkins bridge with a wet finger to see if one of my failsafe’s actually works that well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blondi 122 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Buy a dildo machine, some horny minges on xhamster. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Faustus 325 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Is be enquiring about one those fabled fistmasters; probably on ebay though (assuming I'm as thrifty as Maud) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Faustus 325 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Actually, Fuck that. I've this ginger bloke with a gash, and my toys are well bigger. Only Fans it is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morizio 168 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 22 minutes ago, Rudy said: See how many things I could shove up it whilst shoplifting Preparing for the progression to drug trafficking camel😉 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Biggish Dave 567 Posted January 16 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16 Doing what anyone with a minge should be doing - cooking, ironing, washing up then driving very badly to the supermarket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevieb 644 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 47 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: If I had a winkie I think I'd use my bucket and half up within 12 hours. That'd chafe a bit. Get some lube in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 minute ago, stevieb said: That'd chafe a bit. Get some lube in Litres of the stuff at work. Be reet. Like a bit of pain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dimron 79 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 6 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: Doing what anyone with a minge should be doing - cooking, ironing, washing up then driving very badly to the supermarket On the behalf of her indoors: I'd sneeze too loudly, tread shit through the house, drink Guinness, fart and snore, ramble on when pissed and do shit decorating Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Grey 808 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Ann Summers wouldn't have any toys left. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morizio 168 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Litres of the stuff at work. Be reet. Like a bit of pain. Is that the stuff in the sachets and small tubes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Just now, Morizio said: Is that the stuff in the sachets and small tubes? Yeah one numbs for catheter changes. That would be no fun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morizio 168 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Yeah one numbs for catheter changes. That would be no fun. I had a load of both and binned em. I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉 Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
little whitt 496 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 find a BBC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fatty 14 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 I wouldnt leave the house and would be walking like john Wayne afterwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket 1,634 Posted January 16 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16 (edited) Have a sit down piss. Wonder where my tits were. Start 97 jobs, complete a few, and leave the fucking mess for myself to tidy up the next day. Edited January 16 by Tonge moor green jacket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevieb 644 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 44 minutes ago, Morizio said: I had a load of both and binned em. I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉 Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣 My Mrs uses Espa massage oils. Given the price of them and the infrequency of the event its about £300 a time! 🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Winchester White 271 Posted January 16 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16 I would frig myself into oblivion but frankly without the tits to go with it I wouldn't feel full satisfaction. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 hour ago, Morizio said: I had a load of both and binned em. I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉 Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣 Hjs are more effort than a bjs. Take twice as long too. I'm out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Good Knee 72 Posted January 17 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17 11 hours ago, Winchester White said: I would frig myself into oblivion but frankly without the tits to go with it I wouldn't feel full satisfaction. I've already got a pair er them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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