Site Supporter Spider 2,188 Posted January 18 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18 27 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Whats those? Guaranteed, is what they are. <clicks fingers, walks off with an 80's gigolo shuffle> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 9 minutes ago, Spider said: Guaranteed, is what they are. <clicks fingers, walks off with an 80's gigolo shuffle> Fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
little whitt 496 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 57 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Whats those? come to little Whitt Little Whitt ALL NIGHT they call me SIT ON MY FACE AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DOUGHUNT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,095 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 minutes ago, little whitt said: come to little Whitt Little Whitt ALL NIGHT they call me SIT ON MY FACE AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DOUGHUNT even I'm tempted with an invite like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,336 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 The phrase painters radio definitely came from @little whitt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Traf 2,708 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Like a plasterer's pants Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 47 minutes ago, little whitt said: come to little Whitt Little Whitt ALL NIGHT they call me SIT ON MY FACE AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DOUGHUNT How can I resist such a offer? RUINED. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DazBob 1,120 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 49 minutes ago, little whitt said: come to little Whitt Little Whitt ALL NIGHT they call me SIT ON MY FACE AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DOUGHUNT How's your pump these days? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,188 Posted January 18 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: How can I resist such a offer? RUINED. I won’t pretend I’m not upset. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
little whitt 496 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, DazBob said: How's your pump these days? still fooked that's y i can go all night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 8 minutes ago, Spider said: I won’t pretend I’m not upset. Don't worry Spider. You will always have @Rudy❤️❤️ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,095 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 minute ago, little whitt said: still fooked that's y i can go all night can you still RUIN a CUNTLUMP? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
little whitt 496 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 19 hours ago, crawshawbooth said: imagine if we could all just have a minge in the top drawer next to the bed that isnt going to end well you would want a nice tight one like a Mouse's Ear not one that has been hit with a Axe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,188 Posted January 18 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18 15 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Don't worry Spider. You will always have @Rudy❤️❤️ I was offering marriage guidance but if your preference is glazing dwarves then I cannot compete with that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 6 minutes ago, Spider said: I was offering marriage guidance but if your preference is glazing dwarves then I cannot compete with that Don't do less than 6ft. It's like a unwritten law. Soz @little whitt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS 672 Posted January 18 Site Supporter Share Posted January 18 6 hours ago, Sweep said: it's only gay if you push back, @Widnes Two Hatstold me that in bed once Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,336 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Don't do less than 6ft. It's like a unwritten law. Soz @little whitt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,188 Posted January 18 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 18 (edited) retard Edited January 18 by Spider Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Members MickyD 1,024 Posted January 18 Members Share Posted January 18 5 hours ago, Sweep said: one of my mates, is hairless, he shaves himself totally - even gets a Gillette to his bawbag when he's in the bath. He reckons if you nick it though, it bleeds like fuck Did anyone else’s legs do an involuntary tense-up in an effort to protect their bollocks from a triple-blade razor? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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