Members bolton_blondie Posted January 27, 2021 Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Spider said: Knew a woman who was a district nurse. Said she’d seen some colossal scrotums in her time I could write a book on them and the weird penises I've seen. Edited January 27, 2021 by bolton_blondie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Knew a woman who was a district nurse. Said she’d seen some colossal scrotums in her time I was very poorly once, had oedema everywhere. Including my sac. It was like sommat out of a textbook on rare tropical diseases. Easily the size and weight of a large cantaloupe, getting on for a honeydew before sommat kicked back into gear - back to normal in two days. My dead epidermis came off in the bath - favvered vine leaves off oversteamed dolma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 27, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 53 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said: There's never enough Carex or wipes to make you feel clean enough to have a biscuit. 😂😂 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 I was expecting the story to say that he filled the jiffy bag and sent it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Spider Posted January 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2021 23 minutes ago, deane koontz said: Must be a fucking long swab if they’re putting it in their mouths and scraping their anus. No wonder the chinks in that picture look upset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Why are spunk sample pots not available at your local gp? Had to go in the surgery to ask for a sample pot all sheepish only for the receptionist to bellow "you have to go to the hospital for them sample pots". No way was I having a Jodrell int disabled bogs at RBH. Put some mileage into that wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 A mate of mine was on a surgical ward once and had a bloke in who'd stuck an iceberg lettuce up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Spider said: Knew a woman who was a district nurse. Said she’d seen some colossal scrotums in her time Old men tend to have huge bollocks. What's all that about then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, kent_white said: Old men tend to have huge bollocks. What's all that about then? Mine are still relatively tight and walnut-esque But I have noticed that in very hot weather, or after a bath, they could be used as the band on a giant catapult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 27, 2021 Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, kent_white said: A mate of mine was on a surgical ward once and had a bloke in who'd stuck an iceberg lettuce up his arse. Whole or shredded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, kent_white said: A mate of mine was on a surgical ward once and had a bloke in who'd stuck an iceberg lettuce up his arse. But you could only see the tip of the iceberg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted January 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2021 24 minutes ago, stevieb said: Why are spunk sample pots not available at your local gp? Had to go in the surgery to ask for a sample pot all sheepish only for the receptionist to bellow "you have to go to the hospital for them sample pots". No way was I having a Jodrell int disabled bogs at RBH. Put some mileage into that wank. Can you fill that pot on the windowsill ? What, from here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Worked for a company in the wound care market for a few years. District Nurses and Tissue Viability Nurses can be evil witches. They can spot a newbie a mile off ”Come and have a look at this. Would your product work on this.......?” 🤮🤮 Its always the pensioners arsehole that they need you to have a close look at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 27, 2021 Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, MancWanderer said: Worked for a company in the wound care market for a few years. District Nurses and Tissue Viability Nurses can be evil witches. They can spot a newbie a mile off ”Come and have a look at this. Would your product work on this.......?” 🤮🤮 Its always the pensioners arsehole that they need you to have a close look at 😂😂😂 Where you a rep? We rank ours on of how nice the lunch is they bring us 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: 😂😂😂 Where you a rep? We rank ours on of how nice the lunch is they bring us 😂 I was the manager. My community rep round Bolton was Bobby K if you know/knew him? That lad spoiled the DN’s with the lunches. They all loved him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 27, 2021 Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, MancWanderer said: I was the manager. My community rep round Bolton was Bobby K if you know/knew him? That lad spoiled the DN’s with the lunches. They all loved him Is that the good looking one who brings us subway?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 34 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Whole or shredded? Whole. They couldn't do much so they just put a dressing on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2021 39 minutes ago, kent_white said: A mate of mine was on a surgical ward once and had a bloke in who'd stuck an iceberg lettuce up his arse. 25 minutes ago, DazBob said: But you could only see the tip of the iceberg? When asked why he'd done it he replied Cos I can 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 27, 2021 Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, kent_white said: Whole. They couldn't do much so they just put a dressing on it. Badum tish 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 27, 2021 Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Is that the good looking one who brings us subway?! Oh no sorry he's the catheter guy. I know who he is now! Deffo brought us M&S food. He was a good un 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Is that the good looking one who brings us subway?! Could be? He is related to the family who own BooHoo or Pretty Little Thing or summat like that. Indian(?) heritage. Always has a sharp suit and really chatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Oh no sorry he's the catheter guy. I know who he is now! Deffo brought us M&S food. He was a good un 😂 Yep. M&S was his go-to lunch. Did a bit with negative pressure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 27, 2021 Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, MancWanderer said: Could be? He is related to the family who own BooHoo or Pretty Little Thing or summat like that. Indian(?) heritage. Always has a sharp suit and really chatty Yeah I've met him a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 27, 2021 Members Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, MancWanderer said: Yep. M&S was his go-to lunch. Did a bit with negative pressure Sure he called us rowdy once. Boss tell us off afterwards for scaring all the male reps 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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