fatty Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 (edited) So ..... 19 and very little money. Me, my girlfriend and a couple we were friends with wanted a holiday so off they went to look at the fluorescent signs in the town centre travel agent windows on a Saturday morning (I was working). The budget was around £100 each. Met them at the pub in the afternoon and they were pissing their sides... Pick up from the hen and chickens in a coach to a 2 star in loret de mar. Just being away with friends at 19 was brilliant and had a great time but that fucking coach journey .... hell Edited February 26, 2021 by fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2021 Staying in a caravan on the farm where we got our dogs from. They'd been due their worming tablets or some such, so got some from the vets where they were first jabbed as pups. Got up the morning after and one of then clearly hadn't "appreciated" the medication. Fuck me, liquid shit everywhere. Yards of it, soaked into the pile of the carpet. A miasma to match too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 16 years old. Corfu. The morning after discovering ouzo and blackcurrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 26, 2021 Members Share Posted February 26, 2021 I have a few. Last ever holiday with my mum and dad in Es Cana Ibiza when I was 15. Landing in Ibiza was like landing back in Manchester. Pissed it down solid for 2 weeks. Mum and dad ready for throwing themselves off the balcony (proper sun worshippers) When i was 10 went to Turkey with my Auntie and Uncle. Some Turkish fella probably about 25 stuck his tongue down my throat. I was traumatised. I know I looked older than 10 at the time but fuck me. Still makes me feel sick. Went to Malta when I was 11/12 with the same Auntie and Uncle. Had my first ever holiday romance. A scouser who was 14. Can't even remember his name now. Cried all the way home. Thought it was love didn't I? 😂 I cringe thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 splitting up with a ex in Albina, Bulgaria after finding out she'd been texting her ex. Didnt have the cash for another room so had to spend another week with her, it was awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 My mum and dad had called it time on their 21 years of marriage and were starting divorce proceedings when I was 13/14...they had a cheap week in benalmadena booked though with me in tow. Not to let the money go to waste we all went. Arguing every night. Win her back karaoke performances and passive aggressive snipey comments all week and more than one "swill" moment. I remember walking off and heading back to the apartment with no key on my own one night as I'd had enough. it was a good hour or so before they came back. And I heard em rumping one night. Fucking nightmare 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 26, 2021 Members Share Posted February 26, 2021 1 minute ago, stevieb said: My mum and dad had called it time on their 21 years of marriage and were starting divorce proceedings when I was 13/14...they had a cheap week in benalmadena booked though with me in tow. Not to let the money go to waste we all went. Arguing every night. Win her back karaoke performances and passive aggressive snipey comments all week and more than one "swill" moment. I remember walking off and heading back to the apartment with no key on my own one night as I'd had enough. it was a good hour or so before they came back. And I heard em rumping one night. Fucking nightmare 🤣 Fuckin hell mate you win 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2021 Cheap holiday at a villa up the mountains from Benidorm belonging to a friend of my dad’s. Me and girlfriend (now MrsD) and brother and his girlfriend (now not another MrsD) First night we went out round Benidorm bars and the first one was absolutely dead. Me, wife and brother necked our drinks, bro’s g/f took her time. Like really slow! I encouraged her to speed things up a bit and she tipped the whole drink over my head. No warnings or anything. As you can imagine, the rest of the fortnight was great fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2021 That's properly shit that stevie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, stevieb said: My mum and dad had called it time on their 21 years of marriage and were starting divorce proceedings when I was 13/14...they had a cheap week in benalmadena booked though with me in tow. Not to let the money go to waste we all went. Arguing every night. Win her back karaoke performances and passive aggressive snipey comments all week and more than one "swill" moment. I remember walking off and heading back to the apartment with no key on my own one night as I'd had enough. it was a good hour or so before they came back. And I heard em rumping one night. Fucking nightmare 🤣 11 minutes ago, Breightmet Boy said: splitting up with a ex in Albina, Bulgaria after finding out she'd been texting her ex. Didnt have the cash for another room so had to spend another week with her, it was awful. Could have been worse, Stevie, you could have been in Albena. Went there in 2006, what a fucking shithole that place was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Loosing one of my contact lenses on a water park in Majorca. It Was the last pair I had. Spent the rest of the holiday walking around like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: That's properly shit that stevie. Old enough to laugh at it now but scarred for life! 🤣 "I don't want you in my life anymore... But we've spent £300 on a week on Spain..." Absolute madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, Traf said: Could have been worse, Stevie, you could have been in Albena. Went there in 2006, what a fucking shithole that place was. not a lot to do is there, dress up in Little House On The Prairie outfits waving a plastic gun was the highlight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Just now, stevieb said: Old enough to laugh at it now but scarred for life! 🤣 "I don't want you in my life anymore... But we've spent £300 on a week on Spain..." Absolute madness. dreadful pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Breightmet Boy said: not a lot to do is there, dress up in Little House On The Prairie outfits waving a plastic gun was the highlight Violent thunderstorms and torrential rain for 5 of 7 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Just now, Traf said: Violent thunderstorms and torrential rain for 5 of 7 days holiday from hell, nothing to do at all, nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2021 35 minutes ago, stevieb said: My mum and dad had called it time on their 21 years of marriage and were starting divorce proceedings when I was 13/14...they had a cheap week in benalmadena booked though with me in tow. Not to let the money go to waste we all went. Arguing every night. Win her back karaoke performances and passive aggressive snipey comments all week and more than one "swill" moment. I remember walking off and heading back to the apartment with no key on my own one night as I'd had enough. it was a good hour or so before they came back. And I heard em rumping one night. Fucking nightmare 🤣 Fuck me Thats bleak And brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 9 minutes ago, Spider said: Fuck me Thats bleak And brilliant There’s a movie in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted February 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2021 Mine is Benalmadena based too. A cash machine took my card in and kept it. Our daughter DHL'ed some Euros out the next day (calling them important documents for signature) and they arrived the next day. I cancelled my card and calmed down immediately. For one evening only we had to have a 'slate' at a few bars. Hardly a disaster compared with Stevies Benal-madhouse but it was a pain at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted February 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2021 58 minutes ago, Underpants said: Loosing one of my contact lenses on a water park in Majorca. It Was the last pair I had. Spent the rest of the holiday walking around like this... Somebody somewhere has complained about getting a verruca at a waterpark in Majorca after getting your lens stuck to their foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Keep away from Spain, folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Spider said: Fuck me Thats bleak And brilliant I think we've had this thread before and it's been up there. Happy for someone else to take the mantle..... Please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 I once followed through in the queue for Pacha! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 3 hours ago, fatty said: So ..... 19 and very little money. Me, my girlfriend and a couple we were friends with wanted a holiday so off they went to look at the fluorescent signs in the town centre travel agent windows on a Saturday morning (I was working). The budget was around £100 each. Met them at the pub in the afternoon and they were pissing their sides... Pick up from the hen and chickens in a coach to a 2 star in loret de mar. Just being away with friends at 19 was brilliant and had a great time but that fucking coach journey .... hell What year was your coach to Lloret? I did the same trip in 1985! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted February 26, 2021 Author Share Posted February 26, 2021 About 92. Did you enjoy the trip ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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