leigh white Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 12 minutes ago, fatty said: About 92. Did you enjoy the trip ? Ha ha, I went with a local travel agents in Leigh in 92 on a long trip to Blanes on a double decker coach, it took more than 2 hours to get over the Thelwall viaduct after pick up points all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 It was 1st lads holiday - I was 17 - can't remember much about the coach part, so it probably wasn't that bad! I vaguely recalling us stopping off in Orange on the way down, and the onboard rep had arranged some French geezer to attempt to sell us perfumes & aftershaves. We were in Lloret for 14 nights - got kicked out of our hotel after a week - ended up some hill at a lovely quaint hotel called the Hotel Manana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Youngest got a MRSA infection in thigh when 3 while in Spain. Having to hold him down at local clinic while "doctor" lanced and stuffed the infection was a bit of a downer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 My worst holiday memories/nightmares are refunding thousands of pounds to clients over the last year and essentially working for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 32 minutes ago, Traf said: My worst holiday memories/nightmares are refunding thousands of pounds to clients over the last year and essentially working for nothing. But what a advertisement for future bookings that is, folk will be bragging off about that. Might be pretty shit now, but could be your future goldmine that Traf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 My Mum, Aunty and Nan went on holiday with my Grandad. My Grandad had Alzheimer's but could be trusted alone. He used to go on massive walks with the dogs etc. Anyway he went for a walk one day, never saw him again. Found a couple of months later in a field somewhere. Cremated against my Nan's wishes, it took over a year to get his ashes returned for a funeral in the UK. Excuse after excuse from the Spanish authorities. Our Govt at high level are shysters but I like to think if the roles reversed we'd have shown far more compassion. I didn't go on this holiday so strictly speaking it doesn't comply with the thread so I'll nominate my Mum instead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane57 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Any holiday with the in-laws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 10 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: splitting up with a ex in Albina, Bulgaria after finding out she'd been texting her ex. Didnt have the cash for another room so had to spend another week with her, it was awful. i would have still RUINNED her the last week got my moneys worth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 27, 2021 Members Share Posted February 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, Kane57 said: Any holiday with the in-laws Sack that. Can think of nowt worse. I go on holiday to get away from people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 ive been lucky don't think ive had a bad holiday roll on 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 27, 2021 Members Share Posted February 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, little whitt said: ive been lucky don't think ive had a bad holiday roll on 2022 What? Even Germany? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2021 2 hours ago, jayjayoghani said: My Mum, Aunty and Nan went on holiday with my Grandad. My Grandad had Alzheimer's but could be trusted alone. He used to go on massive walks with the dogs etc. Anyway he went for a walk one day, never saw him again. Found a couple of months later in a field somewhere. Cremated against my Nan's wishes, it took over a year to get his ashes returned for a funeral in the UK. Excuse after excuse from the Spanish authorities. Our Govt at high level are shysters but I like to think if the roles reversed we'd have shown far more compassion. I didn't go on this holiday so strictly speaking it doesn't comply with the thread so I'll nominate my Mum instead! Not my holiday. This couple, my dad's aunt and uncle, my great aunt and uncle went to Benidorm and were both found dead in their hotel room. We have no clue if it wad a suicide pact, one died naturally and the other was reliant, any other combination of reasons. The Spanish don't do post mortem examinations. They cremated the bodies and THEN informed the families. We still don't have a clue what happened to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 (edited) Paying good money for a ladyboy in Thailand then realising it had had the full OP. fewwwwming Edited February 27, 2021 by royal white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted February 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2021 32 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: What? Even Germany? It's pronounced GERMANY 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Good Knee Posted February 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2021 12 hours ago, fatty said: So ..... 19 and very little money. Me, my girlfriend and a couple we were friends with wanted a holiday so off they went to look at the fluorescent signs in the town centre travel agent windows on a Saturday morning (I was working). The budget was around £100 each. Met them at the pub in the afternoon and they were pissing their sides... Pick up from the hen and chickens in a coach to a 2 star in loret de mar. Just being away with friends at 19 was brilliant and had a great time but that fucking coach journey .... hell Did a similar thing in 1976 cheapest holiday available 12 days in Corfu by fucking charabanc never gave the journey a second thought me and my mate got pissed in the Albion and chucked our bags in the boot, got on the bus every one else had shaving tackle and change of clothes didn't really know why, fuck me what followed nearly killed me four fucking days trapped on a wreck of a bus , I kept getting cramp and my legs swelled up I lay in the isle for 2 days . We had 3 fucking days in a tent and then back on the bastard bus home. Stopped at a service station in Italy and decided I was getting pissed to ease the pain brought a load of bottles and was well into them before we realised they were alcohol free fuck me naive or what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 27, 2021 Members Share Posted February 27, 2021 Mate of mine was with his girlfriend for 7 years, owned a house, pet the whole lot. Went to Florida on a 3 week holiday First night, they go to the magic kingdom in Disneyland at night, they go to the castle, the fireworks start going off he gets down on one knee, he asks her to marry him, she says err can we talk about this Have to awkwardly go back to the hotel he asks her what’s going on and she says she doesn’t want to do this anymore, and they break up Day 1 of 21 on the other side of the world with someone who doesn’t want to be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 1 hour ago, little whitt said: i would have still RUINNED her the last week got my moneys worth Didn’t want to speak or look at her, agreed for the kids sake that we’d try our best not to spoil their holiday so I kept my distance and didn’t speak much, if at all. No chance, once it’s over it’s over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 27, 2021 Members Share Posted February 27, 2021 12 minutes ago, Rudy said: Mate of mine was with his girlfriend for 7 years, owned a house, pet the whole lot. Went to Florida on a 3 week holiday First night, they go to the magic kingdom in Disneyland at night, they go to the castle, the fireworks start going off he gets down on one knee, he asks her to marry him, she says err can we talk about this Have to awkwardly go back to the hotel he asks her what’s going on and she says she doesn’t want to do this anymore, and they break up Day 1 of 21 on the other side of the world with someone who doesn’t want to be with you. Magical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 29 minutes ago, Rudy said: Mate of mine was with his girlfriend for 7 years, owned a house, pet the whole lot. Went to Florida on a 3 week holiday First night, they go to the magic kingdom in Disneyland at night, they go to the castle, the fireworks start going off he gets down on one knee, he asks her to marry him, she says err can we talk about this Have to awkwardly go back to the hotel he asks her what’s going on and she says she doesn’t want to do this anymore, and they break up Day 1 of 21 on the other side of the world with someone who doesn’t want to be with you. Yes. That can take my mantle. Fucking hell bet that was a proper shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 I won £500 on Lifeline and spent it on a 17 day holiday in Salou by coach in a static on a holiday park, Camping Sanguli, kids were 6 and 10, the journey there and back were nightmares, 30 hours on a coach full of skriking kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2021 55 minutes ago, Good Knee said: Did a similar thing in 1976 cheapest holiday available 12 days in Corfu by fucking charabanc never gave the journey a second thought me and my mate got pissed in the Albion and chucked our bags in the boot, got on the bus every one else had shaving tackle and change of clothes didn't really know why, fuck me what followed nearly killed me four fucking days trapped on a wreck of a bus , I kept getting cramp and my legs swelled up I lay in the isle for 2 days . We had 3 fucking days in a tent and then back on the bastard bus home. Stopped at a service station in Italy and decided I was getting pissed to ease the pain brought a load of bottles and was well into them before we realised they were alcohol free fuck me naive or what ? A coach to Corfu???? I just can’t get my head round that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 27, 2021 Members Share Posted February 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, stevieb said: Yes. That can take my mantle. Fucking hell bet that was a proper shitter. Worked out for the best in the end because she was a dick and he married someone else now but at the time it must have been horrendous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Rudy said: ...Day 1 of 21 on the other side of the world with someone who doesn’t want to be with you and has been polishing some other bloke's cock for fuck knows how long... EFA. Is he certain he's not on the spectrum and undiagnosed, to not have the foggiest what was coming? If not then refer to Item A. (above) - a bird 😀 won't miss (many, many) opportunities to let you know you're a shitbag and she's unhappy before the Spanish archer unless she's guilt-ridden and/or keeping her shenanigans under wraps... If she was shacked up about ten minutes after they got back - that's the giveaway. Never happened to me btw, I'm firmly a 'make my position untenable' type of coward 👍. In the past. 😉 Edited February 27, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Bad holidays/trips make good anecdotes, eventually, so as long as you come back with sommat curable or that therapy can erode over time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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