Site Supporter Spider Posted March 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: Is this a euphemism??? I imagine so. Bin = White tin bucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 i gave my new neighbours a card and a bottle of wine, also photocopied the bin days for them, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 I try my best to ignore my neighbours......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Escobarp said: First thing I think ive ever agreed with you on. Like your style here cheese 😎 my neighbour has spent all weekend repairing our fence. Done a cracking job he has tbf. Might even speak to him next time I see him now Which side did they do? Kent is spot on, always make friends, make sure they are 0k with your loud nights and help them out. Makes life so much easier. Just don't let them.become friends. That's a bit odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 We moved into this new place 4 months ago - within a few days of moving in, we had cards from about 6 of the neighbours. They seem to be a friendly bunch, and I think under normal times, they're quite a sociable bunch. They're always stood in the street (socially distanced of course) - the fact that no traffic ever drives past, apart from the odd tractor maybe, means they can happily stand around drinking tea and yakking away to each other for hours on end it seems They also have a WhatsApp group apparently, but I'll be refraining from joining that, in case I accidently forward on one of Gonzo's videos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Have they planted a Pampas Grass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, freds dad said: Have they planted a Pampas Grass? I looked, none to be seen...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 We're getting a load of very tall conifers cut right back tomorrow, that could be a test of neighbor tolerance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 One of my neighbours is a (furloughed) air hostess for Virgin and I am no longer allowed to speak to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 8, 2021 Members Share Posted March 8, 2021 20 minutes ago, Spider said: One of my neighbours is a (furloughed) air hostess for Virgin and I am no longer allowed to speak to her. Restraining order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 14 hours ago, jeep said: I try my best to ignore my neighbours......... The lesser known verse to the soap theme tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 47 minutes ago, Spider said: One of my neighbours is a (furloughed) air hostess for Virgin and I am no longer allowed to speak to her. RULES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 Just now, dave2980 said: RULES! 5ft 6" blonde, ace body (34C or thereabouts), very VERY pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 56 minutes ago, Spider said: One of my neighbours is a (furloughed) air hostess for Virgin and my wife says I am no longer allowed to speak to her. EFA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: EFA It goes back to December. I saw her and the girl she lives with struggling to put her xmas tree out the back of her house. I'd just chopped mine up so had my axe dangling menacingly. I approached them both and offered to dispose of the tree in the same way. A conversation began and about 5 minutes into it my missus appeared and asked for "a word". Apparently, in an Everybody Loves Raymond-type mix up, she'd only heard me discussing my wood with these girls and they were "flirting" with me. Truth was that I think they were a bit scared and were humouring me and my chopper/wood based banter. The result was that they wave to me and I have to pretend I haven't seen them from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 Girl she lives with? Have you asked if you can watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Girl she lives with? Have you asked if you can watch? I think my missus detected that I was leading the conversation in that direction and intervened. They offered to walk my dog, said it was cute. I was taking that as some sort of lesbian code for me getting involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 8, 2021 Members Share Posted March 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, Spider said: It goes back to December. I saw her and the girl she lives with struggling to put her xmas tree out the back of her house. I'd just chopped mine up so had my axe dangling menacingly. I approached them both and offered to dispose of the tree in the same way. A conversation began and about 5 minutes into it my missus appeared and asked for "a word". Apparently, in an Everybody Loves Raymond-type mix up, she'd only heard me discussing my wood with these girls and they were "flirting" with me. Truth was that I think they were a bit scared and were humouring me and my chopper/wood based banter. The result was that they wave to me and I have to pretend I haven't seen them from now on. You’ve not got a bunny have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: You’ve not got a bunny have you? I'd happily boil my own dog for an hour with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Spider said: It goes back to December. I saw her and the girl she lives with struggling to put her xmas tree out the back of her house. I'd just chopped mine up so had my axe dangling menacingly. I approached them both and offered to dispose of the tree in the same way. A conversation began and about 5 minutes into it my missus appeared and asked for "a word". Apparently, in an Everybody Loves Raymond-type mix up, she'd only heard me discussing my wood with these girls and they were "flirting" with me. Truth was that I think they were a bit scared and were humouring me and my chopper/wood based banter. The result was that they wave to me and I have to pretend I haven't seen them from now on. 😃😃 Brilliant mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 8, 2021 Members Share Posted March 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spider said: I'd happily boil my own dog for an hour with her. Think your Mrs will beat you to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Continue the 'dance' on the sly, get a plain sheet of a4, scissors, newspaper and a pritt-stick... Cut out letters from headlines to make a cheeky anonymous note then deliver it late at night. Sommat like: 'I'M WATCHING YOU - YOU SLAGS" If there's no comeback up the ante a bit... Steal underwear off their line and ejaculate on it, then post it back through the letterbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Continue the 'dance' on the sly, get a plain sheet of a4, scissors, newspaper and a pritt-stick... Cut out letters from headlines to make a cheeky anonymous note then deliver it late at night. Sommat like: 'I'M WATCHING YOU - YOU SLAGS" If there's no comeback up the ante a bit... Steal underwear off their line and ejaculate on it, then post it back through the letterbox. I sometimes run my fingertips along the side of her car when I walk past it. It has occurred to post a dog lead through the door with a note just saying "ready when you are" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Aerosol this in (green not black) in four foot letters on the road in front of their house... Your missus may even approve of your actions if she finds out, only you and the girls will know the reality and cheeky nature of the game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Aerosol this in (green not black) in four foot letters on the road in front of their house... Your missus may even approve of your actions if she finds out, only you and the girls will know the reality and cheeky nature of the game... Green is the colour that Harlots do wear, my lord. I'd like to go with a more traditional approach of just squashing my junk against the glass panel on their front door, but your idea is more subtle. I'll give it a whirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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