Members Rudy Posted March 19, 2021 Author Members Share Posted March 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I don't think I'm naive but initially thought he was off his cock (obviously not) and had been bombing (that's with an 'o') into too shallow water... Anyhow, up the arse, cecil that is... Apparently him off the Nescafe advert used to dust his nob with it then do Joanna Lumley up her gary with it. Eventually her poor old ringer gave up the ghost (like a Westbrook septum) - to this day she has a plastic valve in place of a sphincter, like a bottle of squeezy Heinz ketchup. Stevie Nicks too (ching up the ring, plastic ringpiece status unknown) - to preserve her voice. A roadie did the deed, nice work if you can get it. The Charlatans read this and started blowing it up each other - always thought they were lavender, especially Burgess. (where's that 'Mystic Meg' hiya love pic of him in a syrup, leggings and many necklaces?) Yon mon at The Charlatans does he still have shit hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 He wears the shittest bargain bin syrups surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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