Members bolton_blondie Posted March 23, 2021 Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 Anyone wanna give me a job? I've just been pissed on at work. I don't get paid enough for this 😫😫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 @little whittwill pay you For this you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 (edited) If you can just sit on that couch over there... Rudy will see you shortly Edited March 23, 2021 by jmjhb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 23, 2021 Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 As days at work go, that’s a shocker 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Anyone wanna give me a job? I've just been pissed on at work. I don't get paid enough for this 😫😫 Did you writhe about in it and rub it all over your boobs like they do in the films? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 23, 2021 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, DazBob said: Did you writhe about in it and rub it all over your boobs like they do in the films? Funnily enough old lady piss doesn't really turn me on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 What about younger ladies' piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 23, 2021 Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Funnily enough old lady piss doesn't really turn me on. Prude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 23, 2021 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 42 minutes ago, Rudy said: Prude Virgin Mary me pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2021 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Anyone wanna give me a job? I've just been pissed on at work. I don't get paid enough for this 😫😫 We've all been shat on at some time during employment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Was it just a sprinkle or a full on gush Asking for a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 I had some mentally deranged bloke threatening to fill me in the other week cos I'd upset him while going about my business. I wondered then if I should start think about doing something different for a living. I'd take that all day long over being pissed on though! Just console yourself with the thought you've got a whole 1% pay increase on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Duck Egg said: I had some mentally deranged bloke threatening to fill me in the other week cos I'd upset him while going about my business. I wondered then if I should start think about doing something different for a living. I'd take that all day long over being pissed on though! Just console yourself with the thought you've got a whole 1% pay increase on the way. No I just asked what you were doing 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 23, 2021 Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, 1969 said: Was it just a sprinkle or a full on gush Asking for a friend I hope it was a full gush and sounded like a deep fat fryer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2021 Was it definitely urine? She wasn’t looking at old black and white pictures of men in shorts riding penny farthings was she? Might have just been lady ejaculate. Has a more musky smell. I’m told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, Escobarp said: No I just asked what you were doing 😎 Psycho! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 2 hours ago, DazBob said: What about younger ladies' piss? Little Whitt Likes This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 23, 2021 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: I hope it was a full gush and sounded like a deep fat fryer It was bad enough I had to sit on a apron and go home and get changed. Bastard work mates have no sympathy and all think it's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: It was bad enough I had to sit on a apron and go home and get changed. Bastard work mates have no sympathy and all think it's hilarious To be fair it is not just your work mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2021 Are we allowed to ask, how does an old trout manage to get herself close enough to you in order that her piss gets you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 23, 2021 Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 28 minutes ago, MickyD said: Are we allowed to ask, how does an old trout manage to get herself close enough to you in order that her piss gets you? She was shaving her fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 They offer that free of charge on the NHS now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 23, 2021 Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 Just now, jmjhb said: They offer that free of charge on the NHS now? Gotta make that money somehow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 23, 2021 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, Rudy said: Gotta make that money somehow Want yours trimming? Just don't piss on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Want yours trimming? Just don't piss on me again Efa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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