Members bolton_blondie Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 51 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Rules Rules dont include WW members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Rules dont include WW members. @Spider thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2021 Just now, Escobarp said: @Spider thoughts? She's wrong about the rules. But right about retiring. She's got a serious brace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: She's wrong about the rules. But right about retiring. She's got a serious brace. Alright then, let's have new rules. I want knob measurements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Alright then, let's have new rules. I want knob measurements. metres or feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted March 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Alright then, let's have new rules. I want knob pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Spider said: metres or feet? Like a baby's arm holding a apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted March 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 hours ago, little whitt said: how big's 36F ??? It would cost £138.45 to send them to Brazil with DHL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted March 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2021 If they haven't discussed the redundancy package how have they worked out that it's Mrs. Faustus who's the extra person? It sounds like there's just one too many in the place and it's her. It happened to me about 15 years ago, they put it to me as ' If you just sign this and go, we'll pay you £xxx. The alternative is we issue everyone with a job at risk notice, it upsets everyone, it will still be you that goes, but we only pay you £xx' Me: lend us your pen. They also gave me money to pay for a solicitor to make sure it was fair and honest. Both me and the solicitor got a drink out of it. Hope it turns out ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Alright then, let's have new rules. I want knob measurements. Solid 6 inches. I will measure the length as well so you can make a model out of paper mache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 6 hours ago, Ani said: Lots of big companies still have a least a month per year of service plus payment in lieu of notice. So 10 years gets you 10 months plus 3 months so 13 months. Think packages are capped at most places to 24 months. Over £35k is taxable. My 'best' was 64weeks and 3 months in lieu of notice. So 77weeks. We had 3 weeks per year... Think that's rare as a new starter but haven't checked my new employer yet. It was capped at 80 weeks pay. One guy was 35 years in and literally 5 months from retirement anyway. Laughing his cock off! Loads of people at 20/25 years service too. It's over £30k redundancy payout becomes taxable. Any PILON and notice period is subject to usual tax and NI 5 hours ago, Big E said: At this point @steviebknew he was going to have a stay at home wife forever......... No dice. I've got eyes on her being main bread winner while I kick back for the next few years. Oh and @little whitt 36F is enough to smother you. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, stevieb said: We had 3 weeks per year... Think that's rare as a new starter but haven't checked my new employer yet. It was capped at 80 weeks pay. One guy was 35 years in and literally 5 months from retirement anyway. Laughing his cock off! Loads of people at 20/25 years service too. It's over £30k redundancy payout becomes taxable. Any PILON and notice period is subject to usual tax and NI No dice. I've got eyes on her being main bread winner while I kick back for the next few years. Oh and @little whitt 36F is enough to smother you. 😉 3ft6 is enough to smother him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 5 hours ago, little whitt said: how big's 36F ??? You & Jules could wear one of her bras as a hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted March 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Traf said: You & Jules could wear one of her bras as a hat and the RAF from bolton shot their load? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 Christ you can tell you fellas know nothing about tits. 36F isn't huge 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Dr Faustus said: Our Maude (36F) has been offered redundancy. She's been furloughed for a year, so no great surprise but she's still a bit cut up. Not been offered a package yet, but 41 and been there 10 years, with a 3 month notice period. Is she likely to better off looking at consultation (without knowing the offer)? Anyone got any experience of this? TIA I went through similar this summer. Bit like @stevieb and not @steviec says it will be sent to everyone and start of the process. Offer will come at consultation 1 I suspect. I suspect they will know who they want rid of already and this is a tick box exercise. Seems a daft way of doing it to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Christ you can tell you fellas know nothing about tits. 36F isn't huge 😂 My Mrs is 36FF Little whitt is 4ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, stevieb said: My Mrs is 36FF Little whitt is 4ft Balance her tits on his head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Balance her tits on his head 🤣 I don't let her hear him since he offered to paint the house only if he could have a rummage in the dirty washing basket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 minute ago, stevieb said: 🤣 I don't let her hear him since he offered to paint the house only if he could have a rummage in the dirty washing basket Deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 27 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Christ you can tell you fellas know nothing about tits. 36F isn't huge 😂 This. Though despite the bigger receptors, I still can't tune in to Radio 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted March 24, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2021 39 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Christ you can tell you fellas know nothing about tits. 36F isn't huge 😂 An F cup is pretty decent surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 38 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Christ you can tell you fellas know nothing about tits. 36F isn't huge 😂 We have 3 brackets of boobs Aspirin on an ironing board A Handful Fuck me she could breastfeed a crèche. Stop over complicating it with your hieroglyphics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Winchester White said: An F cup is pretty decent surely? Depends. There's a huge difference just depending on the band size. If I told you what my cup size was you'd think fucking hell, but you'd probably think I'm alot smaller than what I really am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 24, 2021 Members Share Posted March 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Depends. There's a huge difference just depending on the band size. If I told you what my cup size was you'd think fucking hell, but you'd probably think I'm alot smaller than what I really am. Woah hang on? You’re a bird? All this time I thought I’d been flirting with a fella! Ffs, back to the drawing board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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