Dimron Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 I love prangs like this, no one is seriously hurt or is going to die but the fuck up looks spectacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Bridgewater Boating Holidays come to an halt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 An ex-Coventry player has got a government grant to teach disaffected inner-city yoot nautical knot skills... George Boateng's Boating Bow-Tying Bo' Ting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 13 hours ago, leigh white said: Bridgewater Boating Holidays come to an halt. I did that the first time I went through a lock in a boat. I said to the missus after "that went well for the first time", she looked shocked as she thought I knew what I knew what I was doing... I'd read a book on how to do it 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted March 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2021 Company I work for insures and advises the operators of @ 30 of the vessels currently impeded. Not only does this have impact on shipping containers and the inevitable delays and port congestion but also for Black sea ore and US east coast coal and grain etc having to wait or round the cape. Will also lead to delays at bunker ports in Durban etc. Price of ore to rise and Clarksons estimate delays up to 3 weeks for Europe. There are hopes to get her shifted at least marginally on tonight’s tide. Plus suction dredgers. usually wind alone would not cause her to encounter the bank effect and lose steering to run aground. Often its also combined with either speeding causing squat effect (I know) but also poss temporary blackout. We’ve had two similar sized vessels ground in Suez this year alone due to loss of steering and we look after @13% of world’s merchant fleet so potentially many more. Just that normally they don’t do it in a narrow channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 27, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 27, 2021 On 26/03/2021 at 11:36, Whitestar said: Just sent wife into Greenhalghs in Westhoughton. 2 dinosaur pasties, 2 small meat and a meat & potato pie. £13odd, is that coz there is a boat stuck? We go in most saturdays and its always over 15 quid and gone within the hour Todays early kick off forced a rethink so finished last nights kebab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 21 hours ago, Spider said: Sticks and stones All our schools still show Charlie Hebdo cartoons and not a whisper from the local community. Envious eyes from down in the more proletariat BL postcodes. 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 On 26/03/2021 at 13:56, Mr Grey said: Yep, if your missus or boyfriend has ordered their clothes from Shien, the new cheap online clothes outlet based in China, they won't be delivered anytime soon ☺ On 26/03/2021 at 14:30, bolton_blondie said: Fucks sake. You’re in luck blondie. Shein are Mrs Manc’s client so she sorts out their shipping. As it’s clothes, and lightweight, it’s almost 100% done by air freight The numbers she deals with from China are frightening. Shein are the next ASOS. They are currently shipping 20 million units per year and each unit can contain anything from 5-10 items (mainly women’s clothes). That is minuscule to the amounts that they are predicting over the next couple of years Watch out for ‘Very’ as well. Another of her clients. Amazon should be extremely worried. Them over in the Far East are massively cunning and extremely ruthless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Isn't Very the catalogue stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 28, 2021 Members Share Posted March 28, 2021 @Sweep How are the fistmater 3000x customers coping with the delays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Traf said: Isn't Very the catalogue stuff? Yep. Backed by the Chinese. They are gunning for Amazon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: @Sweep How are the fistmater 3000x customers coping with the delays? One of them spontaneously set off within a container. Next thing an international shipping crisis. Customers are drooling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Be better than F 1 juggling for positions when it opens again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 12 hours ago, Rudy said: @Sweep How are the fistmater 3000x customers coping with the delays? badly, second had ones are going for big bucks, especially if you've got one a of the limited edition ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Sweep said: badly, second had ones are going for big bucks, especially if you've got one a of the limited edition ones Putting mine up for sale, seat is a bit orange after cleaning all the blood off but still in perfect working order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Sweep said: badly, second had ones are going for big bucks, especially if you've got one a of the limited edition ones 🤔 I could be tempted to flog my Marvel limited edition model with the "Hulk Smash" feature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 Piece of piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Rudy said: Putting mine up for sale, seat is a bit orange after cleaning all the blood off but still in perfect working order Your arse isn't anymore though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Your arse isn't anymore though. I know a woman who had a baby a few years back, and it split the internal dividing fence between vagina and the dirt track, with its head trying to penetrate the anal sphincter. Much to the annoyance, by all accounts, of the mother who felt like - and I quote directly - “a landmine had gone off” I’m just saying. Edited March 29, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 The Perineum. 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 If it's too big to shift it why not just blow it up, like they do with hapless whales? Paint an offensive caricature of the Prophet Mohammed (SAW, PBUH) on the side and someone else may do the job for them... If they have to dismantle it they should disseminate invoices to every fucker that bought the unneeded chinese rubbish most of these containers will erm...contain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 There's probably several tons of cocaine on every container ship. That's one supply chain that a pandemic, clogged canals or world wars will never break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 49 minutes ago, Spider said: I know a woman who had a baby a few years back, and it split the internal dividing fence between vagina and the dirt track, with its head trying to penetrate the anal sphincter. Much to the annoyance, by all accounts, of the mother who felt like - and I quote directly - “a landmine had gone off” I’m just saying. Saw a porn once and she had a wafer thin gooch, it was almost one giant hole. Difficult wank that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Saw a porn once and she had a wafer thin gooch, it was almost one giant hole. Difficult wank that Was it not just a close up of Daniella Westbrook being nose-bummed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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