Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 18 minutes ago, Spider said: Was it not just a close up of Daniella Westbrook being nose-bummed? I assume copious amounts of Cecil was done before filming so quite possibly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 Gooch is a miles better term. I'm going to write to The Lancet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 They don't legalise drugs because drug money ultimately filters into the 'straight' economy. I read somewhere it's up there with all the big industries in terms of turnover when counts include 'black' economies. When Mephedrone was banned bing peddlers cracked open the Cristal, the arse had fell out of their business during that brief period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Gooch is a miles better term. I'm going to write to The Lancet. It’s just perfect, almost as good as balloon knot or coin purse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Spider said: I know a woman who had a baby a few years back, and it split the internal dividing fence between vagina and the dirt track, with its head trying to penetrate the anal sphincter. Much to the annoyance, by all accounts, of the mother who felt like - and I quote directly - “a landmine had gone off” I’m just saying. Errr yeah cheers for that. This baby is already measuring 2 weeks bigger than what he should be. My poor vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Errr yeah cheers for that. This baby is already measuring 2 weeks bigger than what he should be. My poor vagina. Indeed. If the baby can’t map read, you might end up with an arsehole like that monsters face off Stranger Things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Errr yeah cheers for that. This baby is already measuring 2 weeks bigger than what he should be. My poor vagina. Might come out sideways as well End up walking like Yosemite Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyldesley_white Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 Free Suez Canal Ship Is Free (msn.com) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, tyldesley_white said: Free Suez Canal Ship Is Free (msn.com) Someone somewhere is getting an almighty invoice on their desk later this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted March 29, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 If you fancy having a go at steering a ship through the canal to see how easy it is have a go at this... https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2021/03/cnnix-steership/ PS you need to be full steam ahead to get the genuine effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Errr yeah cheers for that. This baby is already measuring 2 weeks bigger than what he should be. My poor vagina. start having a bash at FISTING Little Whitt always her to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 12 minutes ago, little whitt said: start having a bash at FISTING Little Whitt always her to help He’s probably right. A thrice-weekly session of wrist-deep lovemaking will set you up a treat. Kid’ll come out like it’s on a water slide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Spider said: He’s probably right. A thrice-weekly session of wrist-deep lovemaking will set you up a treat. Kid’ll come out like it’s on a water slide. You lot should set up a anti-natal class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: You lot should set up a anti-natal class. There’s no need for all that stretching and breathing and paddling pool shit. All you need is a load of butter, some Adriana Chechik videos and a willing attitude. You’ll barely feel a scratch by the time you’re calving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: There’s no need for all that stretching and breathing and paddling pool shit. All you need is a load of butter, some Adriana Chechik videos and a willing attitude. You’ll barely feel a scratch by the time you’re calving. I reckon her fanny whistles when the wind catches it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: I reckon her fanny whistles when the wind catches it right Adriana or Blondie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spider said: Adriana or Blondie? Adriana, blondies will echo like a Chilean mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Adriana, blondies will echo like a Chilean mine You're a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Errr yeah cheers for that. This baby is already measuring 2 weeks bigger than what he should be. My poor vagina. Your poor fella. It'll be like a needle in a bin bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, DazBob said: Your poor fella. It'll be like a needle in a bin bag. You do now how vaginas work don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: You do now how vaginas work don't you? They're basically a big stretchy,damp fleshy mitten aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: You do now how vaginas work don't you? I've seen one or two. ... you keep kidding yourself it'll still be like a mouse's ear. He'll be saying different down the pub though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 29 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: You do now how vaginas work don't you? Can we stop calling it a vagina it’s disgusting. Its a minge/fanny/clam/fadge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 29, 2021 Members Share Posted March 29, 2021 15 minutes ago, DazBob said: I've seen one or two. ... you keep kidding yourself it'll still be like a mouse's ear. He'll be saying different down the pub though. Thats fine. He can go find another one. Really not arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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