leigh white Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Skipping a day off work and getting a good spot in the sun down Lytham St Anne's, back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 hour ago, leigh white said: Skipping a day off work and getting a good spot in the sun down Lytham St Anne's, back in the day. Thought you were coming out as a maspalomas lurker. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 27, 2021 Author Share Posted March 27, 2021 36 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Thought you were coming out as a maspalomas lurker. 😂 Ha ha, those dunes were for getting your body toned up In April and then the 18-30 jaunts in some Greek Island a couple of months later to shag Doris from Scunthorpe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 17 minutes ago, leigh white said: Ha ha, those dunes were for getting your body toned up In April and then the 18-30 jaunts in some Greek Island a couple of months later to shag Doris from Scunthorpe. Good lad. Are you sure it was Doris not Boris? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 27, 2021 Author Share Posted March 27, 2021 Just now, Mounts Kipper said: Good lad. Are you sure it was Doris not Boris? 😂 No she had normal hair at the time, her flat was cluttered to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted March 27, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 27, 2021 Getting caught short with bad guts when working in Ainsdale an upside down road cone pushed into the sand between two dunes made for the most scenic and draughty bathroom I’ve ever been in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 Wasn't allowed to play in the sand dunes as a kid because of the 'bad men' Not sure who these bad men where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Wasn't allowed to play in the sand dunes as a kid because of the 'bad men' Not sure who these bad men where? RUDY 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 minute ago, little whitt said: RUDY 😂 My Mum was right then 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Wasn't allowed to play in the sand dunes as a kid because of the 'bad men' Not sure who these bad men where? bummers 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 Just now, Morizio said: bummers 😂😂 So yet again @Rudy😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 It’s BADMON you uncultured swines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: It’s BADMON you uncultured swines Whatever you big bummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Whatever you big bummer Only gay if you’re the bummee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Only gay if you’re the bummee What if you don't push back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: What if you don't push back? That’s just helping out a mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 19 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: What if you don't push back? That’s rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said: Thought you were coming out as a maspalomas lurker. 😂 Ha. Me and the Mrs had our second holiday in Gran Can. Stayed in maspalomas and decided to walk to playa del ingles down the beach one day. Started hammering it down the only time we were there half way through the walk. Ran to the nearest beach bar and sun loungers to shelter under a brolly and it was only then we realised every other cunt was about 60+ and had their giblets out. That's the truth your honour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 minute ago, stevieb said: Ha. Me and the Mrs had our second holiday in Gran Can. Stayed in maspalomas and decided to walk to playa del ingles down the beach one day. Started hammering it down the only time we were there half way through the walk. Ran to the nearest beach bar and sun loungers to shelter under a brolly and it was only then we realised every other cunt was about 60+ and had their giblets out. That's the truth your honour! Swinging boobies and little Willie's everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, stevieb said: Ha. Me and the Mrs had our second holiday in Gran Can. Stayed in maspalomas and decided to walk to playa del ingles down the beach one day. Started hammering it down the only time we were there half way through the walk. Ran to the nearest beach bar and sun loungers to shelter under a brolly and it was only then we realised every other cunt was about 60+ and had their giblets out. That's the truth your honour! Me and the Mrs went to Corfu and we got a pedalo, I saw a island at the side of this cove in the distance and went for it, Got there and this fella came out with a stick with a flag, stuck it in the shallow water and said hello Left the pedalo on the sand and got out, walked over this sand dune and there must have been 20 old Greek couples in the buff, except one fella who had his socks on, T-shirt but no pants, with the biggest cock I’ve honestly ever seen, it was like when you see a police horse at an away day, ginormous. That big I was almost guilty of looking too much. The fella walked over to us with a tray of watermelon offered it is and said “2 hours” Not sure if he wanted to sign us up for a 2 hour sesh or the tide was changing, we got on our heels pretty lively and set the sea speed record on a pedalo back to shore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 37 minutes ago, Rudy said: Me and the Mrs went to Corfu and we got a pedalo, I saw a island at the side of this cove in the distance and went for it, Got there and this fella came out with a stick with a flag, stuck it in the shallow water and said hello Left the pedalo on the sand and got out, walked over this sand dune and there must have been 20 old Greek couples in the buff, except one fella who had his socks on, T-shirt but no pants, with the biggest cock I’ve honestly ever seen, it was like when you see a police horse at an away day, ginormous. That big I was almost guilty of looking too much. The fella walked over to us with a tray of watermelon offered it is and said “2 hours” Not sure if he wanted to sign us up for a 2 hour sesh or the tide was changing, we got on our heels pretty lively and set the sea speed record on a pedalo back to shore Amazing. You will never know what would have happened if you stayed for 2 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, stevieb said: Amazing. You will never know what would have happened if you stayed for 2 hours Our Maude would have been used as a bargaining chip to save myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Our Maude would have been used as a bargaining chip to save myself RUINED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 27, 2021 Members Share Posted March 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Escobarp said: RUINED Survival of the fittest mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Good Knee Posted March 28, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2021 12 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Wasn't allowed to play in the sand dunes as a kid because of the 'bad men' Not sure who these bad men where? We used to call em Freddie's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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