Site Supporter barryk32 Posted March 30, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2021 (edited) Right, so... I need some reassurance. Yesterday I bought a bottle of pop from the shop, it tasted a bit funny but I thought it was just me. After about a quarter I decided it wasn't me and looked inside to see fucking huge lumps of mould floating about. Fast forward to today, we're doing a flat move in Manchester and it's weird as the new tennant has already moved in at the weekend. They give us access and leave us to it to move the old tennants stuff out. Now my arse is struggling, upset stomach doesn't come close and I have a number of emergency explosive shits throughout the morning. Now I'm not a fucking scruff and make sure the loo is as I would expect to find it. Now..... Unfortunately I underestimate the power of the blowback and so the new tennant sends our customer WhatsApp of the underside of the seat which has splashback. I'm fucking mortified Edited March 30, 2021 by barryk32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 30, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2021 Where did you buy the pop from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted March 30, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2021 Shop across from my house, they took them all off the shelf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 30, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2021 Just now, barryk32 said: Shop across from my house, they took them all off the shelf Do they sell bog seats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 30, 2021 Members Share Posted March 30, 2021 Can we see the WhatsApp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted March 30, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Rudy said: Can we see the WhatsApp? If I knew how to post it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 30, 2021 Members Share Posted March 30, 2021 38 minutes ago, barryk32 said: Right, so... I need some reassurance. Yesterday I bought a bottle of pop from the shop, it tasted a bit funny but I thought it was just me. After about a quarter I decided it wasn't me and looked inside to see fucking huge lumps of mould floating about. Fast forward to today, we're doing a flat move in Manchester and it's weird as the new tennant has already moved in at the weekend. They give us access and leave us to it to move the old tennants stuff out. Now my arse is struggling, upset stomach doesn't come close and I have a number of emergency explosive shits throughout the morning. Now I'm now a fucking scruff and make sure the loo is as I would expect to find it. Now..... Unfortunately I underestimate the power of the blowback and so the new tennant sends our customer WhatsApp of the underside of the seat which has splashback. I'm fucking mortified Dirty sod 😂 I wanna hear the story of the Asian woman who sat up front with you and Jake in the van 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, barryk32 said: Right, so... I need some reassurance. Yesterday I bought a bottle of pop from the shop, it tasted a bit funny but I thought it was just me. After about a quarter I decided it wasn't me and looked inside to see fucking huge lumps of mould floating about. Fast forward to today, we're doing a flat move in Manchester and it's weird as the new tennant has already moved in at the weekend. They give us access and leave us to it to move the old tennants stuff out. Now my arse is struggling, upset stomach doesn't come close and I have a number of emergency explosive shits throughout the morning. Now I'm now a fucking scruff and make sure the loo is as I would expect to find it. Now..... Unfortunately I underestimate the power of the blowback and so the new tennant sends our customer WhatsApp of the underside of the seat which has splashback. I'm fucking mortified What has your company/boss said about it? It's obviously a mistake on your part but the thing i don't get is the pop having mould in it. The stuff must have been well out of date or wasn't sealed properly. I've never seen mould in a bottle of any drink before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 30, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 30, 2021 It's ok mate, I've shit myself at work too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 I'm still scrubbing the bathroom from when you moved us in! 😁😁😁 Is your customer pissed off or have they seen the funny side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted March 30, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said: What has your company/boss said about it? It's obviously a mistake on your part but the thing i don't get is the pop having mould in it. The stuff must have been well out of date or wasn't sealed properly. I've never seen mould in a bottle of any drink before. I'm the boss and it's my company. It was in date and the seal was in tact. Must've been a problem with it though. It wasn't carbonated if that makes a difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Not a fuck up but I once found a customers collection of sex toys and kinky gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 30, 2021 Members Share Posted March 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Underpants said: Not a fuck up but I once found a customers collection of sex toys and kinky gear. How kinky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 30, 2021 Members Share Posted March 30, 2021 19 minutes ago, Underpants said: Not a fuck up but I once found a customers collection of sex toys and kinky gear. Used ? Good condition? How much you want for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 30, 2021 Members Share Posted March 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Used ? Good condition? How much you want for them Back of the line... Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, Rudy said: Used ? Good condition? How much you want for them I didn't nick 'em. Anyway, rampant rabbit. Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 30, 2021 Members Share Posted March 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Underpants said: I didn't nick 'em. Anyway, rampant rabbit. Just sayin' Booo boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted March 30, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2021 Wouldn't worry, I make feck up's daily. Not much you can do really aside from pay for a cleaner and apologise. Send them a message like above and hope they see the funny side. I fck up on a daily basis at work, some big some small. Our works toilets are in the middle of the admin block, it's unisex toilets with a divider down the middle and it's pretty much open, so any "noises" travel.. I've been caught short during the day and had to use the flush about 3/4 times to disguise any noises that have been trumpeted by the bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 I approved an overspend of £170,000 on media once to get away early for a holiday. Didn't check if the client was payment up front. That was a sweaty meeting with finance when I returned. Thankfully my best mate ran the dept so he managed to lose most of it in other budgets. I think we got about £30k back. Moral of the story? Always be nice to finance, they'll cover up your fuck ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 looking at a job in a big house last week with the Builder was empty old dear in a home ( GETing DEAD ) soon he said i need a massive SHIT i said you cant in hear o i can next thing we hear a shout ...only the daughter coming up stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 13 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Booo boring. whats the going toy these days ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 31, 2021 Members Share Posted March 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, little whitt said: looking at a job in a big house last week with the Builder was empty old dear in a home ( GETing DEAD ) soon he said i need a massive SHIT i said you cant in hear o i can next thing we hear a shout ...only the daughter coming up stairs There is now real potential in this thread thanks to this absolute diamond of a post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 31, 2021 Members Share Posted March 31, 2021 29 minutes ago, Rudy said: There is now real potential in this thread thanks to this absolute diamond of a post Like a dodgy 70s porno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 31, 2021 Members Share Posted March 31, 2021 40 minutes ago, little whitt said: whats the going toy these days ??? Rabbits are rubbish. You just end up with numb lady bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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