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8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Will you take your litter with you next time I’m sick of picking it up 

Off topic a bit but I’ve been impressed by the local community litter pickers who have been picking up the shit others have discarded. My sister has just joined the scheme in Farnworth. 

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6 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

Off topic a bit but I’ve been impressed by the local community litter pickers who have been picking up the shit others have discarded. My sister has just joined the scheme in Farnworth. 

whats she putting in the green bag FARNWORTH 

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6 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

Off topic a bit but I’ve been impressed by the local community litter pickers who have been picking up the shit others have discarded. My sister has just joined the scheme in Farnworth. 

Me too, there’s loads at it in Horwich which means all my takeaway wrappers and shit I chuck out of my car window is bagged up and binned within a day now. It used to just blow around the streets for weeks.

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16 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Will you take your litter with you next time I’m sick of picking it up 

Lies, I saw you scurrying into the shrubbery the moment I left and emerging with that Razzle...

Sorry about the centrefold, poor aim, if you hold her over a steaming kettle she should open unscathed.

14 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Al fresco wank. Did you have to book ahead? 

I didn't, my left hand was all booked up so I had to make do with my right.

Very poor service, gave it a bad review on TripAdvisor.

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2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Lies, I saw you scurrying into the shrubbery the moment I left and emerging with that Razzle...

Sorry about the centrefold, poor aim, if you hold her over a steaming kettle she should open unscathed.

I didn't, my left hand was all booked up so I had to make do with my right.

Very poor service, gave it a bad review on TripAdvisor.

Service was slow and inadequate. Wouldn't come again. 

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9 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

Off topic a bit but I’ve been impressed by the local community litter pickers who have been picking up the shit others have discarded. My sister has just joined the scheme in Farnworth. 

Whoever did the part of the Loop that runs from Highfield Road to Cleggs Lane did a belting job - loads of green bags and tyres, mattresses and allsorts cleared.

Good job.

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1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Whoever did the part of the Loop that runs from Highfield Road to Cleggs Lane did a belting job - loads of green bags and tyres, mattresses and allsorts cleared.

Good job.

You put the mattress on Gumtree?

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4 minutes ago, Spider said:

Me too, there’s loads at it in Horwich which means all my takeaway wrappers and shit I chuck out of my car window is bagged up and binned within a day now. It used to just blow around the streets for weeks.

This is the problem they have. It is what it is.👍

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2 minutes ago, little whitt said:

do Bolton not have street cleaners no more 

all the Work Shy Cunts On Benefits 

should be made to pick litter for at least 10hrs a week 

and it would get them fit too 

Totally agree with that.

Kills several birds with one stone.

LW for PM

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1 minute ago, little whitt said:

do Bolton not have street cleaners no more 

all the Work Shy Cunts On Benefits 

should be made to pick litter for at least 10hrs a week 

and it would get them fit too 

Probably infringe their human rights to make them earn a living.
You can’t infringe someone’s human rights these days without someone complaining. (It’ll be repeated)

 

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4 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

Probably infringe their human rights to make them earn a living.
You can’t infringe someone’s human rights these days without someone complaining. (It’ll be repeated)

 

Pick up litter or we’ll deport you in the immigrant exchange programme

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51 minutes ago, Spider said:

Me too, there’s loads at it in Horwich which means all my takeaway wrappers and shit I chuck out of my car window is bagged up and binned within a day now. It used to just blow around the streets for weeks.

That's the good thing about these litter picking schemes, you don't feel guilty about chucking stuff out of the car window anymore, as you know someone will pick it up for you pretty quickly. Everyone's a winner, your car is clean, and they feel like they're some sort of eco-warrior

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7 minutes ago, Sweep said:

That's the good thing about these litter picking schemes, you don't feel guilty about chucking stuff out of the car window anymore, as you know someone will pick it up for you pretty quickly. Everyone's a winner, your car is clean, and they feel like they're some sort of eco-warrior

Gives the retired baby boomers an objective in life away from Parish Councils and Community Speed Watch.

Even the local vicar is leading a squad to pick up my dog's turds this weekend... I feel like royalty

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1 hour ago, little whitt said:

do Bolton not have street cleaners no more 

all the Work Shy Cunts On Benefits 

should be made to pick litter for at least 10hrs a week 

and it would get them fit too 

They don’t like the mad max 

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2 hours ago, Spider said:

You put the mattress on Gumtree?

Covered in moss and mud and fuck know's what else...

Stuck it on Freecycle, gone in ten minutes, some Horwich trogg.

I added a bit extra to my run recently to take it up to 12km. Just a loop of a few streets in New Bury.

One house, council or former council had a big Jeep 4x4 in the drive.

Fair enough.

Next time they've obviously had the 5 o' clock 'knock.

Time after the house is empty with loads of their stuff in a skip out front, including a brand new looking 'Dreamcloud' mattress, probably cost around £600...

Today all the front windows have been tished.

I might run a different route in future.

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