Traf Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 When they say they can help with your car accident, ask them if they can dispose of the bodies. They soon hang up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 i have the odd accident one calling and decide to play along, what type of accident have you had sir? i shit myself is often my reply , i very rarely answer the phone these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Got a call from China today. The bloody flag came up in my mobile. Probably Kim Jun asking for tickets to Mama Mia. Anyway, for those who like it, my little sideline is looking after a ABBA style night in the west end. Sounds fucking awful but folk seem to.like that stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Sorry, its a tour - ABBA Mania..... Tickets are available from.Ticket master. For freebies, let me know and I'll see how.many house seats we have. I mean you can have mine for starters.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 9, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 9, 2021 20 hours ago, Jol_BWFC said: The Bitcoin lady has asked the Nigerian Prince to process the payment. It will be with you very soon. You probably just need to provide a few standard details - bank acc number, sort code, mother’s maiden name, name of your first pet, first school, pet’s name etc. The Nigerian Prince can fuck off too. He's not sent the money for the lottery I won. $3,000,000 he said. Not a fucking penny have I seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 9, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 9, 2021 9 hours ago, Traf said: When they say they can help with your car accident, ask them if they can dispose of the bodies. They soon hang up. Perhaps time for this again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Had a cuntbag on the phone today, told him I was Detective Constable Dimron rom Lincoln CID and asked him for his name and address as I was going to arrest him over the telephone. Soft git hung up. Can I be done for impersonating a Police Officer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 I had one, Asian fella trying to sell me Virgin Media Remote Control insurance. Caller “£50 for the year, Virgin take two weeks to send out, but we can have a replacement remote at your door inside 24hrs” me “sounds ace, can I give you my bank details please” Caller ”just let me explain that” ( I interrupt ) me “no need to explain anything, sounds right up my street this, I need to give you my bank details” Caller ”ok ok, I’ll put you through to my supervisor” Me ”Wow, is he very important?, Supervisor eh, I better lose my accent and talk the Queens” Supervisor gives me all the same bollocks and I interrupt him a couple of times asking if I can give him my bank details and how reassuring having remote control insurance is. Supervisor “Ok Mr Breightmet, can you give me the long number across the front of your card” me “Hang on, do I really need this remote insurance”? Supervisor “What do you mean Mr Breightmet”? “Well, I work for Virgin Media and my job is to replace damaged or faulty remote controls in my van, we have to replace them within a 6hr timescale” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 On 09/04/2021 at 06:43, Not in Crawley said: It appears I've been involved in a car crash almost weekly at the moment. Only weekly? You lucky bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 (edited) I never answer the land line no one who knows me ever rings the landline, it’s just the route for the internet for me. Very rarely if ever get dodgy calls on my mobile. Edited April 11, 2021 by Mounts Kipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Note to self, ring MK's mobile next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2021 On 11/04/2021 at 08:15, Mounts Kipper said: I never answer the land line no one who knows me ever rings the landline, it’s just the route for the internet for me. Very rarely if ever get dodgy calls on my mobile. Get rid of it then- can still have broad band. My brother did precisely that, as he never used his landline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2021 47 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Get rid of it then- can still have broad band. My brother did precisely that, as he never used his landline. I’m with Virgin and have a broadband/landline package. Called them to cancel the landline because the only folk who phoned were PPI sales, ambulance chasers and my mum. (Mum now calls me on my mobile) Virgin informed me that my broadband would go up higher than the multi-package if I cancelled the phone. I ended up keeping the phone line but it hasn’t got a phone attached to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2021 29 minutes ago, MickyD said: I’m with Virgin and have a broadband/landline package. Called them to cancel the landline because the only folk who phoned were PPI sales, ambulance chasers and my mum. (Mum now calls me on my mobile) Virgin informed me that my broadband would go up higher than the multi-package if I cancelled the phone. I ended up keeping the phone line but it hasn’t got a phone attached to it. That's twatty. Time for a different provider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2021 16 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: That's twatty. Time for a different provider? Never had any issue with the broadband. I’m loathe to change and then be one of those on Facebook asking if <Insert ISP> is not working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 13, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2021 Keep getting a London number ringing, its apparently EE who need to speak to the Business owner for a free upgrade. Oh and 118 directory enquiries demanding that I give them all my details for their directory.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, MickyD said: I’m with Virgin and have a broadband/landline package. Called them to cancel the landline because the only folk who phoned were PPI sales, ambulance chasers and my mum. (Mum now calls me on my mobile) I ended up keeping the phone line but it hasn’t got a phone attached to it. Did the same but with BT as their BB speed is good. Landline is not needed. I also cancelled Sky last month (with a months notice) and you are hassled to death with discounts in the last week before the actual termination date, so hold your nerve. I now pay £51 PCM for sky signature, sky sports, multiscreen and UHD on an 18 month contract. Edited April 13, 2021 by captainmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 +447703 192053 Just took a call, I am involved in a Tax Fraud and if I do not press No.1 on my phone immediately I will be arrested. Bring me a cake with a file in it please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 22:07, bolton_blondie said: I have to block 2-3 numbers daily fucking mythering. Get yourself on the TPS register. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) Get all your phone numbers added to this. https://www.tpsonline.org.uk/register Anyone who ever rings, tell them you are on the TPS reg, straight away. After a few weeks, calls will stop. Edited April 14, 2021 by Pablo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 If I didn’t order the iPhone 7 from Amazon I have to press 1 to arrange a refund of £380. Who pays £380 for an iPhone 7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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