dave2980 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cheese said: My brother-in-law reopened his barbershop yesterday and some mad bastards queued outside for 4 fucking hours. Between him and his mate, they did 450 haircuts in one day. Mental. 450 between 2 of them? That's a haircut every 3 minutes for 24 hours. Either somebody can't count or that's a slight exaggeration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cheese said: My brother-in-law reopened his barbershop yesterday and some mad bastards queued outside for 4 fucking hours. Between him and his mate, they did 450 haircuts in one day. Mental. 450 haircuts a day? 225 each. If they worked a 12 hour day that would be one every 3 mins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Jol_BWFC said: 450 haircuts a day? 225 each. If they worked a 12 hour day that would be one every 3 mins... 450 Action Man haircuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 13, 2021 Members Share Posted April 13, 2021 I assume 45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, DazBob said: 450 Action Man haircuts. Or 450 sheep. Id probably take an action man hair cut. I look like a mop. Edited April 13, 2021 by Jol_BWFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 13, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jol_BWFC said: 450 haircuts a day? 225 each. If they worked a 12 hour day that would be one every 3 mins... Good point. I thought it sounded a bit much, but I didn't do the working out. I'll have to do some follow up clarification.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 I notice the usual suspects are quiet about Cheese's usual lies. They'd have to cut one person every 180 seconds including changeover and no pauses for food, sleep or bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 i think he ment £450 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 They're probably shutting again on the 27th an' all (Stephen Lawrence Day) 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) I notice MSN are making excuses yet again for this type of villain. Careful examination of his background however revealed he rented out Malcolm X on video TWICE, and he owns a copy of the hateful anti-white black power CD 'It takes a Nation of Millions...' (Source: Andyngâo/Twitter) http:/.TheRedPill.url/anothertroublesome/rightwingwankery.org Edited April 13, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 13, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2021 13 minutes ago, Rudy said: I assume 45 I just asked him again, and you're correct. Fuck knows why I thought he'd said 450. I'm a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cheese said: I just asked him again, and you're correct. Fuck knows why I thought he'd said 450. I'm a fucking idiot. To be fair last thing on my mind reading it was to go and multiply the number of minutes in a 12 hour day by 2 and then divide by 450. Nowt stranger than folk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 My mrs haircut yesterday took 6 hours and cost £400 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 My haircut tomorrow, it'll take 15 mins and he put it up to £12 after the last lockdown for "PPE". It'd better not cost any more this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 What's the difference between a £7 jobby and a three figure haircut? About two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 It isn't a premium at the moment but I didn't think haircuts could last as long as heart surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 I might keep my barber on a retainer just in case I want to grow it 'long'... I'm quite adept at doing my own number zero once every two or three weeks... Can't be arsed with all the waiting/faff just for this cut. I also give other areas a once over same time - used to have to that mesen and at home regardless (and did same day - it kept it uniform). I sing the 'shaving my shoulders' song too. The hours fly by - scintillating info being shared here I'm sure you'd all agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: It isn't a premium at the moment but I didn't think haircuts could last as long as heart surgery. Think she's not telling you summat. Accepting the path of nature and buying some clippers off Amazon in Lockdown Mk I was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Will have to take t'lad for his hair cut at some point this week and his will take about 3 hours. I have warned him to make the most of it as his genes dictate that within 15 years he'll be wanting to stick it back on rather than cut it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: It isn't a premium at the moment but I didn't think haircuts could last as long as heart surgery. Five of the hours were probably spent fondling it in the mirror with back and forth look of concern (via the mirror) and gasbagging about its condition (or lack of). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 13, 2021 Members Share Posted April 13, 2021 29 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: My mrs haircut yesterday took 6 hours and cost £400 I’m sorry. £400. Is this a wind up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter desperado Posted April 13, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: I’m sorry. £400. Is this a wind up? Think he meant £40. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 13, 2021 Members Share Posted April 13, 2021 35 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: My mrs haircut yesterday took 6 hours and cost £400 Fuck off 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 13, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2021 41 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: My mrs haircut yesterday took 6 hours and cost £400 That’s a fucking lie And if it isn’t, it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Is it not a London thing, this haircut price? I remember about 15 years ago or so a few of us went to London for the weekend and my mate decided he needed to get his cut, just ran in the first place that looked alright for a short back n sides and was relieved of £55 for the service. None of us could believe he didnt ask before getting in the chair. Dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Nope no wind up. Needed colour stripping, then cut and highlights. It actually only cost £315 but then I got fleeced into buying a range of products for her that I was adding to her birthday stuff. Thought it'd be about 50 maximum. It is an expensive place, had mine done there - wash and cut but it was still £60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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