Youri McAnespie Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) If one saves their own number in their contacts as MESSAGE one can send oneself bogus 'results tested negative' texts from the clap clinic. I had to go once for a non-clap reason, I was most put out being forced to rub shoulders with slatterns and men of low character (on that visit). Edited April 15, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Size of her plates... I'd be checking her for an Adam's apple, or a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 We’ve ALL had worse than that. In my case much much worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 That 3rd one is rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Just now, Traf said: That 3rd one is rank. Agreed. But you would yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Never say never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 15, 2021 Members Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) That second one she looks dead. Edited April 15, 2021 by bolton_blondie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 15, 2021 Members Share Posted April 15, 2021 40 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: That second one she looks dead. She might be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 15, 2021 Moderators Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) 42 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: That second one she looks dead. I call this one "When your bird tries to wait up for you but passes out after two bottles of wine" Edited April 15, 2021 by Zico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 15, 2021 Members Share Posted April 15, 2021 The third one she looks more dead than the second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 15, 2021 Members Share Posted April 15, 2021 19 minutes ago, Rudy said: The third one she looks more dead than the second GET DEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 15, 2021 Members Share Posted April 15, 2021 23 minutes ago, Zico said: I call this one "When your bird tries to wait up for you but passes out after two bottles of wine" 2? Fuck me, that's me after 1 these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 25 minutes ago, Zico said: I call this one "When your bird tries to wait up for you but passes out after two bottles of wine" I suspect the one dead on the couch is more likely to be you than mrs Zico 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 15, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 15, 2021 Bloody hell who's that? Get my heart racing late at night with pictures like that! Better pop off for a cold shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 15, 2021 Members Share Posted April 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, only1swanny said: Bloody hell who's that? Get my heart racing late at night with pictures like that! Better pop off for a cold shower. Are you taking the piss right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 15, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 15, 2021 Anyway, men crying.. Speaking to someone today and they spoke about something which seems to common. They mentioned that their Dad used to be in the pub from 6pm till 10pm every night, drinking away and escaping the world. I know this doesn't happen now, so could this escapism be the reason why so many blokes are commiting suicide? Did the evening at the pub work in a way that blokes could talk and be themselves to other half pissed blokes? Personally i reckon that we are trying to take too much on and there is something there in that our brains simply cannot cope with the amount of shit we deal with day to day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 15, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 15, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Are you taking the piss right now? shh showers on... extra cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, only1swanny said: Anyway, men crying.. Speaking to someone today and they spoke about something which seems to common. They mentioned that their Dad used to be in the pub from 6pm till 10pm every night, drinking away and escaping the world. I know this doesn't happen now, so could this escapism be the reason why so many blokes are commiting suicide? Did the evening at the pub work in a way that blokes could talk and be themselves to other half pissed blokes? Personally i reckon that we are trying to take too much on and there is something there in that our brains simply cannot cope with the amount of shit we deal with day to day. Drugs and social media have a lot to answer for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 15, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 15, 2021 Just now, royal white said: Drugs and social media have a lot to answer for Social media is one of those things that I wish could be un-invented. I spend a lot of time on facebook and a lot of work etc comes through it, but it's too predominant. People show their best lives through it and it's away from the harsh realities. Increased communication has led to a development of "now" culture. Businesses need profit yesterday which leads to increased pressure and workload on staff resulting in a poorer work/life balance etc. Work that was previously undertaken by several people is now done by just one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I’d wheelbarrow it around the house, she’s got a decent Nicky Hunt on her if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Getting back to the crying bit. I was at the dentist today and it seems I’m grinding my knashers whilst asleep, I’ve got a guard to put in at night. Apparently it’s got very common now during this pandemic, mad isn’t it. I explained I’m not married so not a clue why I’d be stressed, Wanderers are winning, alls well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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