leigh white Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 In my early teens, it was the one about Nottingham, the girls outnumber the men three to one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Only one of these is a Myth. Student Girls outnumber guys in Nottingham 3-1 Farmer cut of a cows head to avoid cutting a 5 bar gate There was a tank at the bottom of the hundred foot. Frank Worthington was 10yrds inside Boltons half when he scored at QPR. If a new model motorcycle is put on sale midweek , on Sunday morning one will be at Rivington Barn There is a underground tunnel from Deane Clough leading into the church . Plus another that ran from the Church into the Stags Head cellar . There were over 25000 Bolton fans at Ewood when Frank Worthington scored. Over to you Mikkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Myths? Britain's Got Talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) Anty Go-Go - A G/L bogeyman. 'Jesus' wanted an indoor swimming pool so prised his floorboards up and filled the crawlspace with water. Edited April 15, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Ducks can't digest lard - it goes straight through, so it's possible to make a string of ducks with erm...string, and lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Ducks can't digest lard - it goes straight through, so it's possible to make a string of ducks with erm...string, and lard. How many pints ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Aside from periods of being totally abstinent, I've probably supped less (whilst still partaking) in the last month and a half than I have since my teenage years. Nine and a half pints' worth of bottles/cans in 48 days. It's probably more than six months since my last pub pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Aside from periods of being totally abstinent, I've probably supped less (whilst still partaking) in the last month and a half than I have since my teenage years. Nine and a half pints' worth of bottles/cans in 48 days. It's probably more than six months since my last pub pint. Every credit to you. Ducks n Lard !! , you can understand why I asked the question. Must admit I have yet to Google the subject Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 John Lukic was in the Munich air crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 16, 2021 Members Share Posted April 16, 2021 Steve Bruce never played for England because they thought he was Scottish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Billy crellin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 16, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2021 7 hours ago, embankment said: Only one of these is a Myth. Student Girls outnumber guys in Nottingham 3-1 Farmer cut of a cows head to avoid cutting a 5 bar gate There was a tank at the bottom of the hundred foot. Frank Worthington was 10yrds inside Boltons half when he scored at QPR. If a new model motorcycle is put on sale midweek , on Sunday morning one will be at Rivington Barn There is a underground tunnel from Deane Clough leading into the church . Plus another that ran from the Church into the Stags Head cellar . There were over 25000 Bolton fans at Ewood when Frank Worthington scored. Over to you Mikkey The only one i know was false is the 100ft lodge had a tank in it. I'd heard about girls in Nottingham and doubt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 49 minutes ago, royal white said: John Lukic was in the Munich air crash Haha remember that one. Air Stewardess was Keith Cheggers .....Bolton is the biggest town in England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 The one about the lad giving his girlfriend one up the wrong un on the white sofa and her having an accident then blaming it on the dog to his parents so they got the dog put down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 16, 2021 Moderators Share Posted April 16, 2021 Marc Almond had his stomach pumped and they found several different lots of semen in his stomach a local prostitute had her stomach pumped and they found several different lots of semen in her stomach someone random had a curry from local takeaway, fell ill, had to have their stomach pumped and they found several different lots of semen in their stomach prince had a rib removed so he could suck himself off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 This the 100ft in lostock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 16, 2021 Members Share Posted April 16, 2021 (edited) That black men have big Willie's. It's not true. Edited April 16, 2021 by bolton_blondie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fellman Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 You’ve seen them all ! wow 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 16, 2021 Members Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, fellman said: You’ve seen them all ! wow 😀 Edited it 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 For a short while I believed @L/H White was a Liverpool fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I genuinely believed there was this amazing chippy up Scout Road till I was about 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 16, 2021 Members Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, kent_white said: I genuinely believed there was this amazing chippy up Scout Road till I was about 13 Same. Found out the hard way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 25 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: That black men have big Willie's. It's not true. They do on Blacked.com. Some of them on there can’t possibly be healthy for any of 7+ normally involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Razor blades in the slides at the Water Place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, DazBob said: Razor blades in the slides at the Water Place. I believed the same thing about the outdoor pool at Exmouth 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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