DirtySanchez Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 At uni there was always a storey about a lad who knobbed about 20 women in freshers week, but nobody ever knew who it was And a lad who blew all his loan in the first couple of weeks then spent the rest of the term eating potatoes and ended up in hospital, but nobody ever knew who it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 (edited) 38 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: And a lad who blew his trunk then spent the rest of the term eating potatoes and ended up in hospital, but nobody ever knew who it was John Merrick. Edited April 16, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 On 16/04/2021 at 08:11, fatty said: This the 100ft in lostock? Beaumont Rd , Bridge. Chorley New Road side . Is that Lostock ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, embankment said: Beaumont Rd , Bridge. Chorley New Road side . Is that Lostock ? According to tinterweb , its boundaries are Deane & Markland Hill . So it must be. Keep meaning to park up and have look what remains of it. Was it completely drained ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Women can breath under water. Try it with your missus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 18, 2021 Members Share Posted April 18, 2021 Neil Buchanan of art attack had died of a heart attack Turns out he binned it off to play in a band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 54 minutes ago, Rudy said: Neil Buchanan of art attack had died of a heart attack Turns out he binned it off to play in a band Watched him play at the railway Bromley Cross about 8 or 9 years ago not a bad night except ale was always shite in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 3 hours ago, embankment said: Beaumont Rd , Bridge. Chorley New Road side . Is that Lostock ? That’s the one. Were you daft enough to jump in it off the cliff ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 That wanking makes you go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 18, 2021 Moderators Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Rudy said: Neil Buchanan of art attack had died of a heart attack Turns out he binned it off to play in a band Marseille, with a well known wanderer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 As a kid we were told on good authority that a mound on the north side of the A6 between Four lane Ends and Chequerbent had the remains of thousands of animals buried under it from the last outbreak of foot and mouth or summat. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Underpants said: Women can breath under water. Try it with your missus. This is a myth😔 Morizio, Cell 1564, West Wing, HMP Strangeways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 hour ago, SatanGreavsie said: As a kid we were told on good authority that a mound on the north side of the A6 between Four lane Ends and Chequerbent had the remains of thousands of animals buried under it from the last outbreak of foot and mouth or summat. ? Highly illegal for the obvious reasons of pollution, disease etc but this has gone on probably still does on the more remote farms and it causes all manner of problems when the skeletons are unearthed. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/fallen-stock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 hours ago, fatty said: That’s the one. Were you daft enough to jump in it off the cliff ? No - bottled it every time. Did swim in it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 hour ago, SatanGreavsie said: As a kid we were told on good authority that a mound on the north side of the A6 between Four lane Ends and Chequerbent had the remains of thousands of animals buried under it from the last outbreak of foot and mouth or summat. ? That's the slag heap from the debri from when the victorian railway was built. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Casino said: Marseille, with a well known wanderer NR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 There was a works at the intersection of Weston Street, Crescent Road and Bradford Road - diagonal from the foundry opposite and still intact on that old aerial photo of Burnden on the 'model' thread. Anyhow the story goes that the subterranean floors are still intact, the area has never been developed as they're full to the brim with arsenic and all sorts of other toxic industrial shit. Growing up we were told The Brooklyn was the home of the Walkers, and Walkers Institute (Southfields) was the home of the family who owned the aforementioned foundry. Dunno who lived in Lever Grange, probably an idiot son of Lord Lever. The big spooky house, now with horrid white UPVC windows next to Southfields was the home of the heiress to Johnston's Paints, she was a bonafide ragged recluse, Howard Hughes style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 Elvis chomping a burger on the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 hour ago, leigh white said: Elvis chomping a burger on the shitter. Thought it was a bacon and peanut butter butty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, MickyD said: Thought it was a bacon and peanut butter butty. Watched the Eminem vid and thought it was a full blown half pounder with the works plus grits being a southern boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyStardust Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurels son. Paul McCartney is dead, and a doppleganger is standing in for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 If you never bought heather off a pikey on your doorstep, your luck would take a dramatic downturn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 4 hours ago, embankment said: No - bottled it every time. Did swim in it though. I remember the corpse of a dog being in there for a full summer. Swelled up and we used to shoot it with air pistols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 18, 2021 Members Share Posted April 18, 2021 That if you took the head off a dandelion you'd piss the bed. What the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 18, 2021 Members Share Posted April 18, 2021 Used to believe my Dad when I asked where Mum was 'Ran off with a black man' Racist bastard 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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