leigh white Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 26 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: That if you took the head off a dandelion you'd piss the bed. What the fuck. Don't destroy your dandelions in the garden, all the bees will cease and die, and fucked for a jar of honey in Home Bargains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 18, 2021 Members Share Posted April 18, 2021 40 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Used to believe my Dad when I asked where Mum was 'Ran off with a black man' Racist bastard 😂 Let me know if she fancies a run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 18, 2021 Members Share Posted April 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: Let me know if she fancies a run I've told you before FUCK OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted April 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 18, 2021 If you put blotting paper in your shoes you’d faint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 A place I used to work we were having bacon buttys on a Friday and this lass was bemoaning the fact that the bread was warm. "Warm bread gives you really bad belly ache" she says. After a bit of questioning on this theory it turned out 30 years previously her dad was a Baker and she'd drop off some of his orders at local shops. He'd told her this so she wouldn't be tempted nibbling on some of the goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 Working in a blacksmiths shop sat on an anvil. An old geezer shouted, get the fuck off that, you will get piles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, leigh white said: Working in a blacksmiths shop sat on an anvil. An old geezer shouted, get the fuck off that, you will get piles. I always got told that when sitting on the big steel tubes as an apprentice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 minute ago, boogs said: I always got told that when sitting on the big steel tubes as an apprentice. It came true when I was 19, on a trip down to London, I was in agony with the Nobby Stiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, leigh white said: It came true when I was 19, on a trip down to London, I was in agony with the Nobby Stiles. I was also told as an apprentice that if you do get em then the best thing to do was push em back up with a ball peen hammer. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 minute ago, boogs said: I was also told as an apprentice that if you do get em then the best thing to do was push em back up with a ball peen hammer. 😂 Had suppositories up my shitter at the time in 73, never had any problems since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Mr Grey said: Carling was a good pint in 1998 Nobody ever believed that one, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 (edited) Butter on a burn 🥴 vinegar on a bee sting rub a gold ring on a stye dock leaf on a nettle sting Bread poultice on a boil and wash your hair in beer and vinegar to make it shine all courtesy of my neighbour Mrs Lowe who would now be 122 years old and the best of all which is not a myth but a fact peeling a hot boiled egg tap to crack shell peel under running cold water find the membrane then peel thru the membrane and running water works with all eggs , even quails eggs which are notoriously difficult not that I cook quails eggs chefs tip of the day Edited April 18, 2021 by Mona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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