Youri McAnespie Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Buying them that is. They've a deal on at Lidl where I usually get them. Buying a year's worth at once. Discuss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 22, 2021 Author Share Posted April 22, 2021 A once friend, now acquaintance, confessed sometimes if he was going directly in the shower after a shit he often didn't bother wiping his arse... Not had a toilet habits thread on here for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 I assumed it was about not having Glastonbury tickets again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 22, 2021 Author Share Posted April 22, 2021 Not unrelated... I'd never go to a festival again solely because I'm not not having a shit for 48+ hours ever again. One might argue for going during the day and going back to civilisation for sleep and ablutions but that sort of defeats the object. How can you have shit tickets for a festival btw, aside from those of the 24 rolls for £4.99 variety? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 22, 2021 Members Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Not unrelated... I'd never go to a festival again solely because I'm not not having a shit for 48+ hours ever again. One might argue for going during the day and going back to civilisation for sleep and ablutions but that sort of defeats the object. How can you have shit tickets for a festival btw, aside from those of the 24 rolls for £4.99 variety? Baby wipes are festival essentials, as are decoy crisp packets filled with weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Not unrelated... I'd never go to a festival again solely because I'm not not having a shit for 48+ hours ever again. One might argue for going during the day and going back to civilisation for sleep and ablutions but that sort of defeats the object. How can you have shit tickets for a festival btw, aside from those of the 24 rolls for £4.99 variety? Tickets for a shit festival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 22, 2021 Author Share Posted April 22, 2021 I'm sure there's some jazz corner... I'd be surprised if there wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 22, 2021 Author Share Posted April 22, 2021 Get a hologram of Miles Davis doing the 'legends' slot... Or his ghost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 22, 2021 Members Share Posted April 22, 2021 23 minutes ago, Rudy said: Baby wipes are festival essentials, as are decoy crisp packets filled with weed. Next time I go to a festival it will be with a proper fucking bed and showers. Too old for tents and all over washes with wet wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: A once friend, now acquaintance, confessed sometimes if he was going directly in the shower after a shit he often didn't bother wiping his arse... Not had a toilet habits thread on here for a while. I think it was @Spider who said the other day that he shits in the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 22, 2021 Author Share Posted April 22, 2021 Yeah, but he lives in a nursing home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 22, 2021 Members Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Next time I go to a festival it will be with a proper fucking bed and showers. Too old for tents and all over washes with wet wipes. Been to Glasto twice, first one roughed it, second one glamped it. It was fuckin luxury never camping again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Been to Glasto twice, first one roughed it, second one glamped it. It was fuckin luxury never camping again Camping is all some folk can afford sadly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 22, 2021 Members Share Posted April 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Camping is all some folk can afford sadly It’s all I could afford at the time the next year I glamped up and strutted around like I was Ric Flair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 My hero Al Shepard (he who smuggled a golf club on board) went to the moon and back without having a shit. When in orbit he pretended to have a dump and launched a sausage he had put in his pocket at breakfast and let it go it in zero G to freak his crew mates out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: Camping is all some folk can afford sadly Explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 (edited) One of the Shittest things about the pandemic is that I can never get completely paid to have a shit. I now have to have a skive from work but it's in my own bog that needs cleaning by me and wiping my arse with my own bog roll. It's one of life's little wins that I feel will never return. Edited April 22, 2021 by stevieb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, stevieb said: One of the Shittest things about the pandemic is that I can never get completely paid to have a shit. I now have to have a skive from work but it's in my own bog that needs cleaning by me and wiping my arse with my own bog roll. It's one of life's little wins that I feel will never return. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: It’s all I could afford at the time the next year I glamped up and strutted around like I was Ric Flair I don’t fancy festivals not my scene. I certainly wouldn’t go camping. But then again I wouldn’t pay the silly money they ask for anything of the glamping options 7 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Explain. Ok here goes. When somebody has x to spend on something. Let’s call it a piece of fruit . An orange costs x + 1 but they can have an apple at x so they choose the apple as it’s all they can afford that from their purse of x. You get it now? Not sure how else I can explain something so simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Just now, Escobarp said: I don’t fancy festivals not my scene. I certainly wouldn’t go camping. But then again I wouldn’t pay the silly money they ask for anything of the glamping options Ok here goes. When somebody has x to spend on something. Let’s call it a piece of fruit . An orange costs x + 1 but they can have an apple at x so they choose the apple as it’s all they can afford that from their purse of x. You get it now? Not sure how else I can explain something so simple. four finger Kit Kat is 50p, two finger is worse value at 35p, buyer wants a Kit Kat and only has 40p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I don’t fancy festivals not my scene. I certainly wouldn’t go camping. But then again I wouldn’t pay the silly money they ask for anything of the glamping options Ok here goes. When somebody has x to spend on something. Let’s call it a piece of fruit . An orange costs x + 1 but they can have an apple at x so they choose the apple as it’s all they can afford that from their purse of x. You get it now? Not sure how else I can explain something so simple. Missed the point literal boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Fucking hell. 🤣 Bet you've had some la de da work bogs in your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Missed the point literal boy No I really didn’t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Just now, stevieb said: 🤣 Bet you've had some la de da work bogs in your time. Yes, it's all very rich, sanitised and nice.... That's why I like my job, la de da toilets... Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 22, 2021 Members Share Posted April 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, stevieb said: One of the Shittest things about the pandemic is that I can never get completely paid to have a shit. I now have to have a skive from work but it's in my own bog that needs cleaning by me and wiping my arse with my own bog roll. It's one of life's little wins that I feel will never return. I’m with you there pal, especially after a night on the beers, pebble dashing the old armitage and getting paid for it, nothing is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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