Not in Crawley Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Just now, Escobarp said: No I really didn’t You did, sonny. Oh come on, I know you don't have those sort of smarts, but you aren't that dull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Just now, Not in Crawley said: You did, sonny. Oh come on, I know you don't have those sort of smarts, but you aren't that dull. I’ve told you. If I’m as thick as you make out you need to have a long hard look at yourself. End of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 10 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I’ve told you. If I’m as thick as you make out you need to have a long hard look at yourself. End of You aren't thick, but you do need have a bit of a word with yourself, precious x I do know some decent dry out places in Edinburgh. Stop being so aggressive, it'll help cocker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: You aren't thick, but you do need have a bit of a word with yourself, precious x I do know some decent dry out places in Edinburgh. Stop being so aggressive, it'll help cocker Aggressive? You confuse me with someone else I’m afraid. and I need not do anything but thank you anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Aggressive? You confuse me with someone else I’m afraid. and I need not do anything but thank you anyway OK, then let's just continue being friends (albeit sometimes combative) on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: OK, then let's just continue being friends (albeit sometimes combative) on here. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 22, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2021 You reach an age, I think, where pretty much any kind of trip/adventure is based entirely around the toilet arrangements. When drinking, I’m like most blokes - I can sup the first 5-6 pints without having a piss, but once the seal is broken, my bladder turns into a panicky, useless golf ball-sized storage unit with a 30 second warning gun. The thought of being a 20 minute barge through a crowd to the nearest yoorinal fills me with horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 22, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Traf said: four finger Kit Kat is 50p, two finger is worse value at 35p, buyer wants a Kit Kat and only has 40p. Sorry, could you explain in twixes please?..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Sorry, could you explain in twixes please?..... At Tesco, Twix Kingsize (75g) are £0.80 (£1.07/100g), but regular Twix (50g) are £0.60 (£1.20/100g) It makes more sense to buy the kingsize, but if you've only got 70p, you have to settle for less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 22, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Traf said: At Tesco, Twix Kingsize (75g) are £0.80 (£1.07/100g), but regular Twix (50g) are £0.60 (£1.20/100g) It makes more sense to buy the kingsize, but if you've only got 70p, you have to settle for less. Thank you, no idea why you had to complicate it with kit kats in the 1st place though. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Thank you, no idea why you had to complicate it with kit kats in the 1st place though. 😁 I'm trying to diversify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Just read this and still not sure what it’s about other than @Rudywas camp but now is glam and @Not in Crawleyis looking for his new @bolty58 with @Escobarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 22, 2021 Members Share Posted April 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, tomski said: Just read this and still not sure what it’s about other than @Rudywas camp but now is glam and @Not in Crawleyis looking for his new @bolty58 with @Escobarp Look right I needed glasto tickets I did what needed to be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 21 minutes ago, Traf said: At Tesco, Twix Kingsize (75g) are £0.80 (£1.07/100g), but regular Twix (50g) are £0.60 (£1.20/100g) It makes more sense to buy the kingsize, but if you've only got 70p, you have to settle for less. Makes sense now. Even Diddledees mam and Buffon (the black bin) would understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: A once friend, now acquaintance, confessed sometimes if he was going directly in the shower after a shit he often didn't bother wiping his arse... Not had a toilet habits thread on here for a while. Wtf !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 12 hours ago, fatty said: Wtf !!! that's common practice isn't it? - what's the point in wasting toilet paper, as you're going to wash your arse anyway. I'm not sure I've used toilet roll after my first shit of the day for ages, as I usually jump straight into the shower afterwards. If in a real rush, then one can have a shit in the shower at the same time that you're washing your hair......obviously this isn't something to do if you're blessed with proper solid logs, but as I've been pretty much shitting liquid for the last 20 years, then it makes sense to go in the shower. It saves time and water Sweep = Ecowarrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 23, 2021 Moderators Share Posted April 23, 2021 I see no issue with that practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2021 14 hours ago, Traf said: At Tesco, Twix Kingsize (75g) are £0.80 (£1.07/100g), but regular Twix (50g) are £0.60 (£1.20/100g) It makes more sense to buy the kingsize, but if you've only got 70p, you have to settle for less. Thank you, no idea why you had to complicate it with kit kats in the 1st place though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2021 Gemma Collins doing a 7 gig tour apparently, tickets £41!.... I'm sure she will fill every venue 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Sweep said: that's common practice isn't it? - what's the point in wasting toilet paper, as you're going to wash your arse anyway. I'm not sure I've used toilet roll after my first shit of the day for ages, as I usually jump straight into the shower afterwards. If in a real rush, then one can have a shit in the shower at the same time that you're washing your hair......obviously this isn't something to do if you're blessed with proper solid logs, but as I've been pretty much shitting liquid for the last 20 years, then it makes sense to go in the shower. It saves time and water Sweep = Ecowarrior 2 hours ago, Zico said: I see no issue with that practice The issue I have is that I have an over-bath shower. That in itself is fine but my shower head and plug are at opposite ends of the bath. It’s one thing being able to ‘toe’ the occasional lump into the plug hole but another if such ‘toeing’ requires one to walk out of the water stream. Advice welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 23, 2021 Members Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Gemma Collins doing a 7 gig tour apparently, tickets £41!.... I'm sure she will fill every venue 😁 Doing what ? Pie eating ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 Stand in one of those giant plastic lunchbox things povos buy to hoard stuff in. Then tip the water and turds into the pan at the end, or the cistern if on a water meter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, Rudy said: Doing what ? Pie eating ? Fucked if I know... Watching Pablo wank over her maybe? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 23, 2021 Members Share Posted April 23, 2021 15 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Fucked if I know... Watching Pablo wank over her maybe? 😁 Fucking hell. Forgot WW was full of adonises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2021 Shitting in the shower. The sooner this planet-busting meteor rips through the earth the better. Shameless, total scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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