Sweep Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 11 hours ago, Rudy said: Too many threads on here about politics, religion, bollocks so Rudy is bringing it back so the age old question Are you a tits, legs or arse man? I like my women to have at least one of each Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 4, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2021 All 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 4, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Sweep said: I like my women to have at least one of each Weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 4, 2021 Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Weirdo Niche market that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Also I'm quite leg specific, I like more petite ladies, not into amazonian legs with massive plates of meat. Just perfectly proportioned, and no feet larger than a size 3/4 please. In fact can I just have Zooey Deschanel, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 4, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: Also I'm quite leg specific, I like more petite ladies, not into amazonian legs with massive plates of meat. Just perfectly proportioned, and no feet larger than a size 3/4 please. In fact can I just have Zooey Deschanel, please? She’s a size 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: She’s a size 6 American size 6 - that's a UK 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 4, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: American size 6 - that's a UK 4. American size 8 that’s a uk 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: American size 8 that’s a uk 6 Hmmm, if that is the case - and trust me I'm not googling Zooey Deschanel's feet size - then I'll sick with my mrs. But she'd get a pass if she worn shoes well, as I'm a forgiving type of gent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 48 minutes ago, Sweep said: I like my women to have at least one of each So you're a tit, man? 😀 A tit-man into Amazonian birds, unlike Crawley, the small foot fetishist. Dannii Minogue and Little Boots have size 2 feet apparently, NiC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Good Knee Posted May 4, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2021 I like em fat,I like em tall, some skinny some small. I've got to get to know them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 4, 2021 Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 If I was a bloke I'd want a woman with a decent arse and tits. Not one that goes straight up and down. More fun finding your destination on a windy road than a straight one innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: So you're a tit, man? 😀 A tit-man into Amazonian birds, unlike Crawley, the small foot fetishist. Dannii Minogue and Little Boots have size 2 feet apparently, NiC. What can I say, I like a turn of the ankle. Being ultra picky here, but Little Boots is blonde.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Bottle blonde. She was on Youtube before fame playing with her toys on her bed. Brunette. She was a wiz with her Tenori-On. I pissed-upply bid on one once. Never been as relieved as when my max bid was outbid. Not so lucky with the OM-Flyer Cruiser BMX in the same drunken spending spree. I had to blame my nephew and pay the seller restitution for having to relist. I'd probably have took it but it was collect only and in Portsmouth or somewhere daft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emus wig Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Long legs skinny arse and I’m with Crawley on small feet can’t do with clod hoppers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Big fat fucking tits and a growler that could suffocate a small village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted May 4, 2021 Moderators Share Posted May 4, 2021 Not fussed as long as they aren't a cut and shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 4, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 46 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: If I was a bloke I'd want a woman with a decent arse and tits. Not one that goes straight up and down. More fun finding your destination on a windy road than a straight one innit? What about a fella? Big purple headed yoghurt slinger that looks like a tripod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, emus wig said: Long legs skinny arse and I’m with Crawley on small feet can’t do with clod hoppers . Me, you and Alan Partridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emus wig Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Don’t forget fat Jimmy in the Sopranos .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 4, 2021 Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rudy said: What about a fella? Big purple headed yoghurt slinger that looks like a tripod? Know any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 4, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Know any? Nah. Back to the subject of feet, not into them per se but they have to be nice. Can’t be seeing a woman in flip flops like she’s stood on a land mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 4, 2021 Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Nah. Back to the subject of feet, not into them per se but they have to be nice. Can’t be seeing a woman in flip flops like she’s stood on a land mine You'd love all the curly quaver toenails I see on patients. Best when I take their stockings off and you get a cloud of dry skin in your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 big natural knockers all the way, no implants are allowed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 4, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: You'd love all the curly quaver toenails I see on patients. Best when I take their stockings off and you get a cloud of dry skin in your face. When you’re down there do you ever see Doris’s mott? i know you don’t look wink wink Ever catch a whiff of scampi fries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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