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Tits legs or arse?


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11 hours ago, Rudy said:

Too many threads on here about politics, religion, bollocks 

so Rudy is bringing it back so the age old question

Are you a tits, legs or arse man? 
 

 

 

I like my women to have at least one of each

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1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Also I'm quite leg specific, I like more petite ladies, not into amazonian legs with massive plates of meat. Just perfectly proportioned, and no feet larger than a size 3/4 please.

In fact can I just have Zooey Deschanel, please?

 

 

She’s a size 6 

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20 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

So you're a tit, man? 😀 A tit-man into Amazonian birds, unlike Crawley, the small foot fetishist.

Dannii Minogue and Little Boots have size 2 feet apparently, NiC.

 

What can I say, I like a turn of the ankle.

Being ultra picky here, but Little Boots is blonde....

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Bottle blonde.

She was on Youtube before fame playing with her toys on her bed.

Brunette.

She was a wiz with her Tenori-On.

I pissed-upply bid on one once.

Never been as relieved as when my max bid was outbid.

Not so lucky with the OM-Flyer Cruiser BMX in the same drunken spending spree.

I had to blame my nephew and pay the seller restitution for having to relist. I'd probably have took it but it was collect only and in Portsmouth or somewhere daft.

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46 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

If I was a bloke I'd want a woman with a decent arse and tits. Not one that goes straight up and down. 

More fun finding your destination on a windy road than a straight one innit? 

What about a fella? Big purple headed yoghurt slinger that looks like a tripod? 

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1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Know any? 

Nah. 
 

Back to the subject of feet, not into them  per se but they have to be nice. Can’t be seeing a woman in flip flops like she’s stood on a land mine 

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Just now, Rudy said:

Nah. 
 

Back to the subject of feet, not into them  per se but they have to be nice. Can’t be seeing a woman in flip flops like she’s stood on a land mine 

You'd love all the curly quaver toenails I see on patients. Best when I take their stockings off and you get a cloud of dry skin in your face. 

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12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

You'd love all the curly quaver toenails I see on patients. Best when I take their stockings off and you get a cloud of dry skin in your face. 

When you’re down there do you ever see Doris’s mott?

i know you don’t look wink wink 

Ever catch a whiff of scampi fries?

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