Members bolton_blondie Posted May 7, 2021 Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 Just had an email from a well known sex company telling me its national masturbation day lads. Its half 6 I best get cracking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Just had an email from a well known sex company telling me its national masturbation day lads. Its half 6 I best get cracking. fuck me you should have had 4 by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, little whitt said: fuck me you should have had 4 by now You silver tongued lothario you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 7, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: You silver tongued lothario you He ain't wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Just had an email from a well known sex company telling me its national masturbation day lads. Its half 6 I best get cracking. Milk Marketing Board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 7, 2021 Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 I’m waiting for @gonzo to supply some material for a special occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 7, 2021 I’ve mentioned it before But one of the best wanks I ever had (with some help from the girl I was with) was on a Little Gem bus going up Halliwell Road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted May 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Spider said: I’ve mentioned it before But one of the best wanks I ever had (with some help from the girl I was with) was on a Little Gem bus going up Halliwell Road getting off on pot holes , each to their own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 When I was a useless teenage wastrel I used to pretend to go to college but in reality I'd merely slope into the grounds of The Brooklyn and smoke dope in the bowling hut... I was so priapic back then I had more than one wank in there, 'tenting' with T-Shirt... Simpler times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 7, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 22 minutes ago, Rudy said: I’m waiting for @gonzo to supply some material for a special occasion What genres does he supply? I have ran out of search ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 23 minutes ago, victor meldrew said: getting off on pot holes , each to their own Even worse here. I sit on the Parish Council and debate potholes... and dog shit 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 7, 2021 Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: What genres does he supply? I have ran out of search ideas. Tentacle prolapse chicken nugget docking skat The usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 7, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Tentacle prolapse chicken nugget docking skat The usual What the fuck is chicken nugget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Mate of mine once sent me some porn with just one man and one woman having sex in the missionary position, sick bastard got blocked straight away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 7, 2021 Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 45 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: What the fuck is chicken nugget? Google it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 7, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 31 minutes ago, Rudy said: Google it Sick bastard 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: What the fuck is chicken nugget? Hotel guest to desk clerk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." Desk clerk: "No, it's just regular porn you sick fucker." The old ones are the best! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 7, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, kent_white said: Hotel guest to desk clerk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." Desk clerk: "No, it's just regular porn you sick fucker." The old ones are the best! 😁 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, kent_white said: Hotel guest to desk clerk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." Desk clerk: "No, it's just regular porn you sick fucker." The old ones are the best! 😁 😂😂Best i've heard for a while, Bravo Kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 8, 2021 14 hours ago, kent_white said: Hotel guest to desk clerk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." Desk clerk: "No, it's just regular porn you sick fucker." The old ones are the best! 😁 I was delayed flying home from Boston, Mass and had a stay-over at Amsterdam (Schipol) Hilton. TV stations were general shite (in Dutch) for first 5 or 6 channels then about ten or so channels of soft porn. Always said I’d go back but never have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 On 07/05/2021 at 21:30, Rudy said: Tentacle prolapse chicken nugget docking skat The usual And that’s just naked Martin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.