Members bolton_blondie Posted May 9, 2021 Members Share Posted May 9, 2021 14 minutes ago, Rudy said: £500 to anyone who will pick me up and throw me down the nearest quarry £600 if you have massive cans and let me have a peak before my descent I'm on my way, do you want that catheter first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 9, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I'm on my way, do you want that catheter first? Of course. I’m not a weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 9, 2021 Members Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Of course. I’m not a weirdo Got a size 18 in the boot. It's like a hosepipe. You'd need to take a deep breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Jol_BWFC said: Sounds like Brian Harvey. Had to Google that. Completely forgot about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 (edited) Get on iT again you FANNY. No wonder those cockernees are gojng to win whenever. I am a Doctor. I prescribe; 660ml San Miguel x 2, 50cl Navy Rum, full sugar 330ml Coke, Coke. Jocelyn KING. MWSAAGE TO RUDY.E Edited May 9, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 I am not a medical doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Nah, kids are here so just few drinks during the game, and then ordered a takeaway. About to light up the BBQ, happy days, its finally warm enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Why not ritually slaughter that girl, yes, Greta Metro tosaer. Might as well live in Birmingham I hatw yoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Just had Carrs pasty and chips, beltin hangover cure, feel great now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: About to light up the BBQ, happy days, its finally warm enough. We did that last weekend in the pissing rain while suitably pissed off after the game. Ended up seriously pissed. And piss wet through. That’s more mentions of piss than Little Whitt’s all-time fantasy. Yesterday was three pints of lager top, a celebratory Prosecco and a glass of pink gin. Much more refined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 bacon and egg barms. Feeling less like death. Probably going to be one of those days where I wont stop eating 🤰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 9, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 9, 2021 Right one beer down. let’s have it you buncha woofters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 9, 2021 Members Share Posted May 9, 2021 Middlebrook is full of very ill looking fellas 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 56 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said: We did that last weekend in the pissing rain while suitably pissed off after the game. Ended up seriously pissed. And piss wet through. That’s more mentions of piss than Little Whitt’s all-time fantasy. Yesterday was three pints of lager top, a celebratory Prosecco and a glass of pink gin. Much more refined. Had the champagne in the fridge but as soon as I eat I just don't fancy another drink, so watched Liverpool and Southmapton with the middle kid and went to bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 In. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, deane koontz said: 2 bacon and egg barms. Feeling less like death. Probably going to be one of those days where I wont stop eating 🤰 Eating stuff I normally put down to giving up on life... I had dark dreams on Friday - can say them now. A sad estranged Wembley... I will love it when they get beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 And in...temple head. DEHYDRATION. Young 'uns - go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Hanging. Been the gym, didn’t work, back on the beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 31 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Eating stuff I normally put down to giving up on life... I had dark dreams on Friday - can say them now. A sad estranged Wembley... I will love it when they get beat. Just had my second meal - barbecued chicken and salad. I'm now drinking a gallon of water while sweating profusely Might have a takeaway later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 37 minutes ago, Big E said: Hanging. Been the gym, didn’t work, back on the beers Leg day? 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 40 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said: Leg day? 👀 Obviously ha ha ya cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Feel good now. Bacon and brown sauce on Warbies white sorted me out a treat. Time to crack a Malbec and watch a recording of the Grand Prix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 10, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 Still in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Present Getting too old for this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 Knew this would be a 3 dayer I can still taste bourbon every time I belch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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