Youri McAnespie Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Retrieving buttplugs? Re-implanting teeth? Re-setting noses? I've taken out stitches a few times, nail clippers and witch hazel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 I got a manky toenail a few years back so filed the entire lot off with a drill and a small angle grinder attachment. Bloodbath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 I decided to take a small skin-tag off with a soldering iron once, when I was pissed, that fucking hurt more than I thought it would, and it melted a fucking big hole in my arm that took about 6 months to heal up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Hit it wrong? Always use sandpaper first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Sweep said: I decided to take a small skin-tag off with a soldering iron once, when I was pissed, that fucking hurt more than I thought it would, and it melted a fucking big hole in my arm that took about 6 months to heal up Sounds clever, pissed-up Doctor, just whip it off... What can go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 Had a ganglion in my hand, no balls told me to hit it with a book. Pissed up I grabbed the biggest book I could find, smashed it as hard as I could, ended up with a small fracture and a trapped nerve that had to be operated on because I couldn’t bend my middle finger. Learned whilst studying how to stitch, split my arm open replacing a clutch pedal so stitched it back myself. Did a good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 Took my own bloods once. Now that was a skill in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 I seem to get skin tags under my arms, I tied one off then used a pair of sterilised leather scissors to snip if off, felt wierd and still bled like crazy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 28 minutes ago, Sweep said: I decided to take a small skin-tag off with a soldering iron once, when I was pissed, that fucking hurt more than I thought it would, and it melted a fucking big hole in my arm that took about 6 months to heal up you might need to narrow the time frame down for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 I had one skin tag, was nothing but just seem.to.grow massive, anyway, booked an appointment and was whipped off two weeks later without the blood, guts and gore. Perhaps try this.method in future? Sorted out ingrowing toenails a few times from me and the kids, small stitch (which was rubbish, still.have a scar bigger than the cut and again best go to the drs) I generally like to trust those that know what they are doing. I'm an expert fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 Skin tags are a piece of piss to sort it. Tie cotton into a loop, pull it tight, wait. It'll drop off. Sorted my own ingrown toenails out and ended up needing a partial avulsion. That was fun once the anaesthetic wore off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I generally like to trust those that know what they are doing. I'm an expert fan. A whole new subject Things you've said to a professional which was funny as fuck in your head... While seeing medical staff for a pre- operation chat prior to my vasectomy they asked if i wanted a general. Quick as a flash I replied I'd rather have a surgeon. Tumbleweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, MickyD said: A whole new subject Things you've said to a professional which was funny as fuck in your head... While seeing medical staff for a pre- operation chat prior to my vasectomy they asked if i wanted a general. Quick as a flash I replied I'd rather have a surgeon. Tumbleweed I had a cock-related op once, nipping a few inches off, I made the joke it was cold out, it regressed into My body, terrified, this is my protege and some asian kid stepped up - no more than 25. Started stabbing my old man - reet in the Jap's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 thought i had blocked Ear's full of Wax so used a Calpol Syringe full of boiling water out the Kettle to melt it DO NOT DO THIS KIDS fuck me the pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Took my own bloods once. Now that was a skill in itself. Did you just wring out a fanny rag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Did you just wring out a fanny rag? Funnily enough no. Hit the vein first time. Make a right good smack head I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 15 minutes ago, little whitt said: thought i had blocked Ear's full of Wax so used a Calpol Syringe full of boiling water out the Kettle to melt it DO NOT DO THIS KIDS fuck me the pain 😁😁😁😁 Im lost for words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 20 minutes ago, little whitt said: thought i had blocked Ear's full of Wax so used a Calpol Syringe full of boiling water out the Kettle to melt it DO NOT DO THIS KIDS fuck me the pain Use olive oil next time ya tit 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Use olive oil next time ya tit 🤣🤣 Won't that knacker his kettle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 26 minutes ago, little whitt said: thought i had blocked Ear's full of Wax so used a Calpol Syringe full of boiling water out the Kettle to melt it DO NOT DO THIS KIDS fuck me the pain Explains a lot this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Reset a dislocated finger once. Think that one Kevin Davies had. It's fucked now though, there's basically no knuckle on the back to stop it bending backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: Had a ganglion in my hand, no balls told me to hit it with a book. Pissed up I grabbed the biggest book I could find, smashed it as hard as I could, ended up with a small fracture and a trapped nerve that had to be operated on because I couldn’t bend my middle finger. Learned whilst studying how to stitch, split my arm open replacing a clutch pedal so stitched it back myself. Did a good job. Quite Rudymentary😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 22 minutes ago, DazBob said: Won't that knacker his kettle? Boil on stove then use a funnel straight into your ear 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, little whitt said: thought i had blocked Ear's full of Wax so used a Calpol Syringe full of boiling water out the Kettle to melt it DO NOT DO THIS KIDS fuck me the pain :lol: You know when people type :lol: on forums like this and in actual fact, they barely raised a smile? Well this is different, I actually did laugh, loudly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, MickyD said: You know when people type on forums like this and in actual fact, they barely raised a smile? Well this is different, I actually did laugh, loudly. it was up there with the pain i felt when i tride to put a SPARKLER out in my MOUTH twice cause it didn't go out first time nor the Second that Fucking Hurt Too let me tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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