Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, royal white said: Not amateur surgery but an amateur surgeon. I had been really ill for a few days in Iraq with a sore arse (ended up being a perianal abscess). Got flown to the main hospital in Baghdad, lads all around me with war wounds and I had a sore arse 🤦♂️ Anyway at this stage I’m going in and out of consciousness, the Drs had no idea what was wrong with me so decided to take my appendix out, just Incase it was that. Which it wasn’t, and which then became infected. It’s was another 24hrs before they found the abscess. They’re not much fun! Had a couple of perianal abscesses. I think they’re often due to in growing arse hairs. Mate of mine died when he ignored it and just put it down to having a big spot on his arse. The spot was expected to erupt outwards like spots do. His carried on digging and ended up bursting inside his anal cavity which resulted in blood poisoning due to shit getting into the wound. He was admitted to hospital but there was nothing they could do for him. It was a lesson to me in not “toughing it out” and going seeing my GP each time. Both times resulted in surgery. Last one I had my post-op dressing changes done at Bolton Blondies’ place of work. I wonder if she’s dressed my arse. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, MickyD said: . Both times resulted in surgery. Last one I had my post-op dressing changes done at Bolton Blondies’ place of work. I wonder if she’s dressed my arse. 🤣 you could post a picture and see if she recognises it 🙂 Although that tattoo of Derek Scott that you have on your right cheek is probably enough of a giveaway to trigger her memory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Sweep said: that should be more than adequate for the job, but I think using a bit of "no nails" would be better, as it's a lot stronger, and will dry quicker Hippo Pro 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Sweep said: you could post a picture and see if she recognises it 🙂 Although that tattoo of Derek Scott that you have on your right cheek is probably enough of a giveaway to trigger her memory If I knew how to post pictures... And now you’ve guaranteed nobody teaches me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 2 hours ago, gonzo said: Hippo Pro 3. Was that straight to DVD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emus wig Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Had loads of immunity problems over the years due to having to take imuno suppressant drugs once got an infection in a cut in my finger it swelled up with yellow puss to about the size of three fingers stuck together . Had to go and get it lanced doctor who did it was newly qualified said it was too badly swollen to give me an anaesthetic . The Mrs heard me scream in the waiting room 😐yellow puss all over the doc 🤢was like ghost busters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 11, 2021 Members Share Posted May 11, 2021 5 hours ago, MickyD said: Had a couple of perianal abscesses. I think they’re often due to in growing arse hairs. Mate of mine died when he ignored it and just put it down to having a big spot on his arse. The spot was expected to erupt outwards like spots do. His carried on digging and ended up bursting inside his anal cavity which resulted in blood poisoning due to shit getting into the wound. He was admitted to hospital but there was nothing they could do for him. It was a lesson to me in not “toughing it out” and going seeing my GP each time. Both times resulted in surgery. Last one I had my post-op dressing changes done at Bolton Blondies’ place of work. I wonder if she’s dressed my arse. 🤣 I don't do treatment room unluckily for you. I do like a good bum abcess that needs packing. One of my favourite jobs 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: I don't do treatment room unluckily for you. I do like a good bum abcess that needs packing. One of my favourite jobs 👍 Did you say you’re already married? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 11, 2021 Members Share Posted May 11, 2021 14 minutes ago, Spider said: Did you say you’re already married? Asking for a friend. I'm not married. Don't plan on being either 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 7 hours ago, MickyD said: Had a couple of perianal abscesses. I think they’re often due to in growing arse hairs. . I've had that twice, fucking hurts like hell when they pack it as it has to heal from the inside > out, doctor said it is a life threatening occurrence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 10 hours ago, MickyD said: Had a couple of perianal abscesses. I think they’re often due to in growing arse hairs. Mate of mine died when he ignored it and just put it down to having a big spot on his arse. The spot was expected to erupt outwards like spots do. His carried on digging and ended up bursting inside his anal cavity which resulted in blood poisoning due to shit getting into the wound. He was admitted to hospital but there was nothing they could do for him. It was a lesson to me in not “toughing it out” and going seeing my GP each time. Both times resulted in surgery. Last one I had my post-op dressing changes done at Bolton Blondies’ place of work. I wonder if she’s dressed my arse. 🤣 Not pleasant are they! Mine became infected, I had to get it seen to properly at Bolton Royal when I got home, they said it was a fkin mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, royal white said: Not pleasant are they! Mine became infected, I had to get it seen to properly at Bolton Royal when I got home, they said it was a fkin mess. Fucking hell Did you sit on a landmine or summert? Edited May 11, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 @athywhite1958& @royal white, was the Dutch geezer in charge when you had your abscesses done? He wasn’t the most gentle when he tried feeling for the inside bit of the abscess. Talk about “brace yourself, I’m coming in!” On the positive side, he did report back that my Prostate was in fine fettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 (edited) On a slightly serious note, us chaps are encouraged to check our walnuts for signs of any issues regularly Is there a technique? And what exactly should I expect to feel? Last time a tried it I just got sidetracked by making my Johnson move around without touching it, then had a wank. Is it supposed to feel like a golf ball? Edited May 11, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 11, 2021 Members Share Posted May 11, 2021 42 minutes ago, royal white said: Not pleasant are they! Mine became infected, I had to get it seen to properly at Bolton Royal when I got home, they said it was a fkin mess. What are you military lot like eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 34 minutes ago, MickyD said: @athywhite1958& @royal white, was the Dutch geezer in charge when you had your abscesses done? He wasn’t the most gentle when he tried feeling for the inside bit of the abscess. Talk about “brace yourself, I’m coming in!” On the positive side, he did report back that my Prostate was in fine fettle. I can’t remember who it was, but I did remember going to the clinic in Walkden for my daily cleanse/packing and the nurse asking if she could show all the other nurses my tattoos on my arse (eyes) this happened most days for a week or 2 with them all popping in and a few taking pictures (one being my mates missus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 11, 2021 Members Share Posted May 11, 2021 Exfoliate your arses lads. Stops me having to pack it with a metal probe.👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Exfoliate your arses lads. Stops me having to pack it with a metal probe.👍 Name your price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 40 minutes ago, MickyD said: @athywhite1958& @royal white, was the Dutch geezer in charge when you had your abscesses done? He wasn’t the most gentle when he tried feeling for the inside bit of the abscess. Talk about “brace yourself, I’m coming in!” On the positive side, he did report back that my Prostate was in fine fettle. I had the first one done at Wigan, I went to the Walk In centre at Leigh and they said to get to Wigan Infirmary ASAP for a life threatening operation, the second time I was in Bolton, both times I was in for 2 days then the district nurse came round every day to change the dressing for a week then I had to go to my doctor's every day for it to be changed I can't remember a Dutch geezer, it always seemed to be women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Exfoliate your arses lads. Stops me having to pack it with a metal probe.👍 I was told it was 'dried seaweed' they packed it with as it softened when moistened by bodily fluids which helped the healing process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 11, 2021 Members Share Posted May 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: I was told it was 'dried seaweed' they packed it with as it softened when moistened by bodily fluids which helped the healing process Aquacel 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: I was told it was 'dried seaweed' they packed it with as it softened when moistened by bodily fluids which helped the healing process May have been 50 years ago but they’ve come on a bit since. From memory it was kaltostat rope they packed it with. 39 minutes ago, Spider said: On a slightly serious note, us chaps are encouraged to check our walnuts for signs of any issues regularly Is there a technique? And what exactly should I expect to feel? Last time a tried it I just got sidetracked by making my Johnson move around without touching it, then had a wank. Is it supposed to feel like a golf ball? Here’s a thing; last summer I lost the tip of my middle right finger in a lawnmower accident. One thing I’ve noticed is, throughout life you’re told to check your bollocks for any changes in shape and stuff like that. Problem is, this ability to detect changes is very reliant on your fingers remaining in-tact and the same shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 11, 2021 Members Share Posted May 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Spider said: Name your price Desperate times when I'm gonna be on mat leave soon, I will consider it. Either that or sell my used tights to perverts 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Had one of those arse abscesses also. Right next to the bullet hole. Didn’t realise they were so common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, fatty said: Had one of those arse abscesses also. Right next to the bullet hole. Didn’t realise they were so common. Or so dangerous. Lads, if you get one, don’t treat it like a spot on your nose, “Oh, it’ll fuck off on its own!” type of thing. Believe me, it won’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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