MancWanderer Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Aquacel 👍 Aye we’ve had this “silver” conversation before. Get it packed 41 minutes ago, MickyD said: Or so dangerous. Lads, if you get one, don’t treat it like a spot on your nose, “Oh, it’ll fuck off on its own!” type of thing. Believe me, it won’t. Eldest daughter had it. Collected her from Chester uni and drove her back to Bolton face down on the back seat of the car screaming in agony. She’d ignored it. Took about 6 months of treatment packing silver ribbons into a hole the size of a walnut to heal it. Aye. Don’t fucking ignore anything down there for Christ’s sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 9 hours ago, MickyD said: Or so dangerous. Lads, if you get one, don’t treat it like a spot on your nose, “Oh, it’ll fuck off on its own!” type of thing. Believe me, it won’t. Sound advice  Micky[M]D 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2021 I'm still none the wiser about what my prostate should feel like, but I'm having a great time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Spider said: I'm still none the wiser about what my prostate should feel like, but I'm having a great time. You need a fella! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Spider said: I'm still none the wiser about what my prostate should feel like, but I'm having a great time. Was there movement? If it moved you might entertain gaylordism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 I've had another bloke's finger up my ringer. A Doctor. It wasn't the best thing for either party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Was there movement? If it moved you might entertain gaylordism. I had to change my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 Just now, Spider said: I had to change my pants Try bummin' then? Not with me. Give it a go - no pushback or eye contact, that's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Try bummin' then? Not with me. Give it a go - no pushback or eye contact, that's gay. I'm too old for changing my ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: I'm too old for changing my ways. A tranny bummin' - a chick with a dick? That definitely isn't gay. Ask RW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: A tranny bummin' - a chick with a dick? That definitely isn't gay. Ask RW. To be honest, my initial worry was that rather than pressing my prostate, I was simply fingering a solid turd. Its a minefield up there, so I don’t really want some over eager trans disrupting the delicate eco-balance of my lower colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spider said: To be honest, my initial worry was that rather than pressing my prostate, I was simply fingering a solid turd. Its a minefield up there, so I don’t really want some over eager trans disrupting the delicate eco-balance of my lower colon. Bran Flakes ffs. Don't finger your bottom. Get some fibre in on a daily basis, failing that get some tranny to force it out - don't push back or make eye contact. That isn't cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 I’d forgot about the fingering. Always a plus side ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 20 hours ago, MickyD said: Or so dangerous. Lads, if you get one, don’t treat it like a spot on your nose, “Oh, it’ll fuck off on its own!” type of thing. Believe me, it won’t. There’s no way I could ignore it - boffins bridge swelled up like a balloon and I couldn’t sit down. Only place I could get relief was in the bath.  Agony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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