Members Rudy Posted May 18, 2021 Members Share Posted May 18, 2021 Months back I was walking the dogs through the golf course and near a bench on the floor, was a empty bottle of wine and ky jelly lube. Last week my neighbour said to me he was gutted he can’t walk around the golf course in the day anymore because it was a nice walk, apart from the time he was wrestling a condom out of his dogs mouth This morning I was walking along the path, dogs in front of me and a couple out of nowhere had joined the path and were moving quite sharpish 😁 Two questions who on here was it ? is this club accepting new members? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Was it a hole in one ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 18, 2021 Members Share Posted May 18, 2021 Al fresco shagging. Shouldn't need KY for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Rudy said: Months back I was walking the dogs through the golf course and near a bench on the floor, was a empty bottle of wine and ky jelly lube. Last week my neighbour said to me he was gutted he can’t walk around the golf course in the day anymore because it was a nice walk, apart from the time he was wrestling a condom out of his dogs mouth This morning I was walking along the path, dogs in front of me and a couple out of nowhere had joined the path and were moving quite sharpish 😁 Two questions who on here was it ? is this club accepting new members? As the only witness, you must - under WW kangaroo court rules - join the list of suspects. And @bolton_blondie is right, you’re not warming her up right if you need KY. Unless you were going straight up the chimney. Edited May 18, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 18, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, Spider said: As the only witness, you must - under WW kangaroo court rules - join the list of suspects. And @bolton_blondie is right, you’re not warming her up right if you need KY. Unless you were going straight up the chimney. Of course I’m going straight up the chimney, I’m a gentleman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 18, 2021 Members Share Posted May 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, Rudy said: Of course I’m going straight up the chimney, I’m a gentleman Not what I've been told. Deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: Months back I was walking the dogs through the golf course and near a bench on the floor, was a empty bottle of wine and ky jelly lube. Last week my neighbour said to me he was gutted he can’t walk around the golf course in the day anymore because it was a nice walk, apart from the time he was wrestling a condom out of his dogs mouth This morning I was walking along the path, dogs in front of me and a couple out of nowhere had joined the path and were moving quite sharpish 😁 Two questions who on here was it ? is this club accepting new members? Get @Zicoon the case He's good at covert surveillance of couples shagging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 18, 2021 Members Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, DirtySanchez said: Get @Zicoon the case He's good at covert surveillance of couples shagging With his mac and marigolds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Sorry Rudy - you mention "months back" Can I please ask why this wasn't brought to our attention in a more timely manner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Be woofters if KY is involved Shirley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 dunno if its a super quick in n out, you want to be a considerate lover. Also, might be a lady of an older vintage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 18, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, kent_white said: Sorry Rudy - you mention "months back" Can I please ask why this wasn't brought to our attention in a more timely manner? Waiting for a bit of time to pass making sure arse raping didn’t appear in the local news. Don’t want to be a witness to that trial 9 minutes ago, gonzo said: Be woofters if KY is involved Shirley You seem to know a bit about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 18, 2021 Members Share Posted May 18, 2021 55 minutes ago, gonzo said: Be woofters if KY is involved Shirley Don't they just spit on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted May 18, 2021 Moderators Share Posted May 18, 2021 What's the par for this hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Don't they just spit on it? Only in porno's, so I'm told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Once had a shag on Longsight Golf Course after a night at The Crofters so got me a bit nostalgic this, might have to have a walk down to Regent Road to see what's going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said: Once had a shag on Longsight Golf Course after a night at The Crofters so got me a bit nostalgic this, might have to have a walk down to Regent Road to see what's going on. If there are any trannies going at it please let @Underpantsknow he will be along for his “lunch break” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 do i need a dog if i go for a walk down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, little whitt said: do i need a dog if i go for a walk down there Borrow one off @RudySure he will let you meet his wife too pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, little whitt said: do i need a dog if i go for a walk down there Rudy can just walk you next to his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, little whitt said: do i need a dog if i go for a walk down there You’ve misunderstood the term, ‘dogging’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 LW could just ride on Rudy's dog and save his energy in case they bump into any likely candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 18, 2021 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: Borrow one off @RudySure he will let you meet his wife too pal Not letting that deviant near my dogs. He can just have the wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted May 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just be cottagers most likely... Its par for the course apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2021 Maybe they're taking it in the bumker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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