Dr Faustus Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 So tomorrow I have the pleasure of meeting theldests (dunno, a bit meh; not like her mams) boyfriend. Things I already know; He's an Owl 22 (2 years older than her) A roofer (going off this site, ffs) They met via Instagram (wtf) He's 6ft 5... Obviously that last bit changes shit. Are they serious? She's got a year left at uni, they live miles apart, why so keen to meet? Any tips? I've been told not to borrow a shotgun, wear an elvis jumpsuit, tuxedo, pimp outfit etc Meeting at a chain pub, so can't even get the boys around for intimidation TIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted June 5, 2021 Members Share Posted June 5, 2021 He's 6ft 5? Good girl 👏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted June 5, 2021 Members Share Posted June 5, 2021 Roofer? Does he have a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 5, 2021 Moderators Share Posted June 5, 2021 6 5 not 5 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted June 5, 2021 Members Share Posted June 5, 2021 Ah my mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Ask him to turn his head 270° If he can't then he's not a owl he's a imposter So if he's lied about that what other fibs is he telling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Is he a season ticket holder? If not call him a shit fan and discount any of his football chat he tries to have with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted June 5, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 5, 2021 It’ll never last, make him buy the first and last pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Say little and just take it all in for later analysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Oh, and be the better person on the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted June 5, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 5, 2021 19 minutes ago, 1969 said: Ask him to turn his head 270° If he can't then he's not a owl he's a imposter So if he's lied about that what other fibs is he telling I laughed at this. 12 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: It’ll never last, make him buy the first and last pint Is this just the one pint? In a, “Buy me a pint and make it the first and last one you buy. Now fuck off!” kind of way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 Maude has kaiboshed everything so far... Apart from me asking a selection of questions from the good folk of wanderersways. Do your worst, they will be put on card and numbered. He can choose the questions. That way I'm not being a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 5, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 5, 2021 First time I met my wife's parents.. I showed up on my motorbike, proper loud pipes, shaved head, tattoo's.. beard...having met me working in a bar.. on paper probably more worrying than reality for her parents. Her dad's first question, what football team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted June 5, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Dr Faustus said: theldests (dunno, a bit meh; not like her mams) Fucking hell. Just pissed myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 What does he think of Kieran Lee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted June 6, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 6, 2021 If he loves Sheffield Wednesday which cities does he loves the rest of the week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: If he loves Sheffield Wednesday which cities does he loves the rest of the week? Sundayland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 What's his favourite washing machine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 6, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 6, 2021 2 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: If he loves Sheffield Wednesday which cities does he loves the rest of the week? Satleyday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 12 hours ago, Traf said: Say little and just take it all in for later analysis. good advice that, the less you say the more he'll say. Spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 6, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 6, 2021 Tell him to give you one of his shoes on arrival. Dont offer an explanation, just keep the shoe in a carrier bag for the duration of your time together. As he’s about to leave, give him back the shoe with a slightly menacing stare, nod slightly then go your separate ways. Always make them think you’re slightly unhinged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted June 6, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 6, 2021 Ask him what’s his favourite way to kill an elephant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 Dowters 17 & got a new boyfriend, but he’s a Man U fan from Bury and my daughters Bolton thru & thru. He watched our Crawley victory with us & he was jumping up & down every time we scored. She watched Man u’s defeat in the Europa cup final with him, she text me when Villareal scored first “haha lovin’ this” after the penalties she text me again “Get in!!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 25 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: Dowters 17 & got a new boyfriend, but he’s a Man U fan from Bury and my daughters Bolton thru & thru. He watched our Crawley victory with us & he was jumping up & down every time we scored. She watched Man u’s defeat in the Europa cup final with him, she text me when Villareal scored first “haha lovin’ this” after the penalties she text me again “Get in!!!” Sound's like you've brought your daughter up well.Excellent parenting skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted June 6, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted June 6, 2021 26 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: Dowters 17 & got a new boyfriend, but he’s a Man U fan from Bury and my daughters Bolton thru & thru. He watched our Crawley victory with us & he was jumping up & down every time we scored. She watched Man u’s defeat in the Europa cup final with him, she text me when Villareal scored first “haha lovin’ this” after the penalties she text me again “Get in!!!” You have raised her well 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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