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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Spider

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Banned off facebook

Dont do instagram 

This place is down

Ive just got Twitter, which is full of massive wankers.

I’m 2 days away from talking to my wife.

Whoever is responsible wants a right good fucking kick up the yeehaw

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I got stuck in a traffic jam on the M60 for two fucking hours earlier on.

I ended up talking to a bloke in a van next to me for about 20 minutes when everyone started getting out of their cars.

He was an odd fella, but seemed harmless enough.

When we eventually started moving, I noticed through the windows of his van that he had at least 20 decapitated Henry Hoovers. All thrown in and stacked up, just the top bits with the sad eyes.

It was utter fucking carnage. Like some sort of vacuum Holocaust as they were transported to god knows where for purposes I daren’t even think about.

Seriously, there must have been 20 minimum, and the twisted bastard had made sure they could all see out of the window.

It was harrowing.

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On 11/06/2021 at 23:18, Spider said:

I got stuck in a traffic jam on the M60 for two fucking hours earlier on.

I ended up talking to a bloke in a van next to me for about 20 minutes when everyone started getting out of their cars.

He was an odd fella, but seemed harmless enough.

When we eventually started moving, I noticed through the windows of his van that he had at least 20 decapitated Henry Hoovers. All thrown in and stacked up, just the top bits with the sad eyes.

It was utter fucking carnage. Like some sort of vacuum Holocaust as they were transported to god knows where for purposes I daren’t even think about.

Seriously, there must have been 20 minimum, and the twisted bastard had made sure they could all see out of the window.

It was harrowing.

I’ll post the picture later

its haunted me all week

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