Hot tubs
it’s all because of hot tubs
giant fucking kettles being left on up and down the land so tens of thousands of lower middle class spacks can sit in each other’s churning fluids, sweating and pretending they’re having a great time before realising after 5 minutes that it’s complete goose shit, so they take a selfie for Facebook and get out.
But they leave the thing bubbling away, soaking up supplies and shoving the prices up.
You awful, hideous, product-sponge wankers.
I’d have every hot tub owner fined their entire earnings for a year, and made to cycle on exercise bikes for 10 hours a day to generate the electricity they’ve fucking wasted on having a bastard fucking bath outside. Like wankers.