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Madison shouldve played. Rashford is shit and shouldve scored 7, he needs to concentrate on football not feeding kids. Southgate was way too defensive and shouldve played with no defenders and put a corner flag in nets. Southgate should stick to coaching instead of virtue signalling and being a puppet for the FA. He was clearly reading BAME weekly during that second half and the players rainbow laces made us kick the ball wrong. We are shit. Football is shit. Southgate is shit. Everything is fucking shit. Apart from gammon. Served by Alf Ramsey and Enoch Powel.

It's '..your little wheeze' not 'you're' I presume you missed it when reading it back?

Take Pickford off for a striker

Then she'd look like sloth or mask you weird bastard

Fight, and win.

Being born in a stable does not make you a horse

He's criminally underrated

Would of Should of Just burn em alive, but only after poking their eyes out

Bloody hell! A bit of lippy is all she needs.

Yes

Why's Tom Kerridge commentating?

Fair enough, sounds like you have a blast which is all that matters.

So meeting birds, being able to drink, going on lads holidays, passing your diving test watching a great Wanderers side etc etc “sounded dreadful” and you then post this 🤦🏻 I bet your geography teacher got a full fist in you!

I bet hoovers were better in the 60’s

It was Coleman's debut - I was talking to him about it at the 25 year anniversary dinner. Anyway, back to the 'who would you twat with a corner flag' question - John fuckin Aldridge

To have actually lived in and truly experienced the 60s you'd have to be 75 ish. You'd want to be 23 ish in 1969 to gets the arse end of the cultural phenomenon of the 60s under your belt. Whitesince63's user name suggests he was born in 1963 (I may be totally wrong here) so he was 6 years old in 1969. Hardly the age to have experienced all the the 60s had to offer unless primary school was fucking brilliant. Same goes for our Aussie bullshitter.

Duck egg had the fastest fingers.

I prefer the updated version

Come on England. Get the job done today. Style and beautiful football can come in the knock outs for me. Any win to top this group and no messing please. I have been nervous about this game since the draw but the dynamics of it and how Wales have to go for it now make me think we can pick them off, when they are exposed.

Sir, you are dealing here with a bloke who wanted to vote remain but inexplicably voted to leave. Even the simplest diagram on a piece of paper apparently confuses him. I am sure that with this knowledge, you won't be lectured by him on such things as editing and the like.

I've got you covered pal 👍

May as well leave it Pabbers but yes, you are correct on almost everything you've said on this subject.

And that my friend is what is referred to as a compromise

The first one- that was the game when SJM didn't return the ball and we scored iirc. Which leads me onto a little tale. Couple of weeks ago I was having surgery on my thumb. I asked for a local anaesthetic which the surgeon was happy about. During the event we got chatting about football and he said he was a Burnley fan, which led onto talk of games between our sides. Then he spoke about SJM not giving the ball back, and his tone changed ever so slightly. Clearly, it still wrankles, but I thought better of pursuing it as he was in the process of stitching my tendon back together!🤣

Diouf blinded Adrian De Zuw. Nobody knew at the time but Diouf is part of a witch doctor tribe and his spit is laced with time activating poison from a dart frog. It kicked in last year and the bloke is now fully blind.

think we need to start making some amends here - starting with this

Of course not, they never are when the usual clichés get rolled out Gentle giant - likes a fight Life and soul of the party - gets pissed and annoys people Loveable rogue - a cunt

Indeed. Not like one of those lovely heart-warming murders.

Well I didn’t think it would be post from me that brought you out of your urinal filled hole - hope you don’t go telling anyone to hang themselves this time

Nah, that's not Casino. We all know who that'll be ...

Fucking hell, when he’s finally able to take the kids on a summer holiday he’ll have to set off for security at Christmas.