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"Oh Mr Darcy" she gasped. Do you think this tiara suits me?" "Aye love, but best put it back, we'd make nowt on that. As I say, it's the sweetcorn amongst the shit that wins Bargain Hunt. Aye up, Dickinson's coming back - switch them price tickets." "Oh Mr Darcy" she gasped. A duel, how romantic! But - my swift beating heart has to ask - do you know how to use that sword?" "Course I do love, Sammi down the kebab shop showed me with his skewers" "But beloved, this is not Hag Fold, it is Monte Carlo - and the gentleman there seeks honour or death" "It'll be reet, Sammi and his brother are behind them curtains. If it kicks off they've got cleavers and a dog" "Oh Mr Darcy" she gasped. "Given the intimacy of what's just happened between us, may I suggest that your marriage has run its course? Perhaps it has lingered too long, and like a leaf on an Autumn branch it needs to fall so that new life can burst through?" "Aye love. But I best get back to the reception; she'll be after the first dance or summat. And you need to fettle the other bridesmaids"

FAO @bolty58 Few of your mates wishing you a merry Christmas

https://chattanoogawhiskey.com/experimental-batches/ Batch 25 was the one I had. Sold out now but the produced some crackers

And repeat (see what I did there @bolty58 😀) Some folk must set their alerts to go mental whenever you post As ever I’ll debate with you some of the stuff that you post that I think is shite eg Lewis Hamilton, taking the knee, etc But the juvenile, personal ,clickbait, look at me I’m jumping on the anti-bolty bandwagon shite is a sad reflection of todays social media society

WTF you on about knob head

Best keep drinking

I stopped drinking back in April, I was drinking far too much, I was at a wedding and was drinking 2 pints to everyone else's one and just thought "what the fuck am I doing"....From that point ive been sober as a judge, the cravings took about 6 weeks to disappear now It doesnt even bother me going out with mates and not drinking.....I wish losing weight was this easy but that's my next challenge.

Ah. Do you have a better source than Bobatron87?

Always difficult to gauge as it’s easy to remember the cock ups but I’d struggle to remember the goals we score from this. It does look horrific when it goes wrong but surely you are more likely to lose possession booting it up top than ensuring it goes to a man.

That article is from the 14th of January, so is referering to November 2021...

Started on Amoxycillin today after having a cough for a week, burning throat, aching lungs cba eating, it's a cold

Thanks. After 4 vacs and a flu jab, it may have been worse. 🤷‍♂️ To be honest, if it wasn’t for this forthcoming trip, I wouldn’t have bothered taking a test. I suspect many others have the symptoms but just put it down to seasonal flu which is pretty much what it has now become.

They don’t call it the luck of the draw for nowt. But tbf getting to that stage of the cup is money earned to say the least (and the prize money for each round isn’t to be sniffed at for the smaller clubs)

The two occasions I’ve seen them both happened to be at Christmas so it’s been double fun in that sense. Twice last season they were in far flung towns where we’d played the previous week, annoyingly.

We did taster tour where you get 4 small shots to try I'd like to have tried more Probably doesn't help it's a dry county

I know, but he is. When I did the Manchester half he gave me a decent sum as well.

They were excellent weren't they & were clearly blown away by their reception.

The liberals are being mean to me....

That's a bit extreme isn't it, for somebody, that presumably, you've never actually met. Just for balance, is she more or less sinister/cunty than the other people you have an irrational hatred for, namely "that witch" Pelosi or "that slag" Angela Raynor?

Bucket list has always included a fortnight in the Napa Valley. It hangs by a thread….

Over 24k now sold, be some atmosphere, lets do a Sunderland on these fuckers

You bastard.

Any sort of win please. Even a scrappy and undeserved 1-0 will do.

This made me laugh far more than it should have done, apologies if it's been posted before

Got one for my eldest for xmas if it manages to arrive, he'll be able to buy a pint at this rate!

Someone should do a Boltys classics, the trifle, the black bar man....there must be more. It'd be a poorer place without the daft sod.

An ice cold Budweiser is fine. So go and eat a bag of dicks, or pour some carrot soup on your Coco pops you massive breast.

Coincidentally, this popped up my my Nectar app today, just in time for Christmas…

Soup over real food? Maybe poor folk in the 60s Not now, surely. But another 18 months of this govt, i might be giving it a go

Everytime I see him pop up on twitter I live In hope the knife slips and cuts his hand off.

"What can I get for you love?" Erm...jacket spud today today thanks "What filling would you like? Tuna? Beans? Cheese?" Just celery soup thanks. "Oh just a plain Jacket and a celery soup to take away?" No love, Id like you to get a ladle of soup from that big pot there and pour it all over my jacket potato.. "Get out of my shop before I call the police you massive fucking pedophile"

Pouring soup on solid food is something Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe would have done.

He used to be a winger but yes definitely more of a centre forward these days

Can't wait. Mrs and kids coming for the annual family day out. It's amazing how the questioning goes from "why are you going so early?" to "what time can we get there?" when she's also in tow.

Neville is a rat-faced cunt.