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"After the River Cottage incident and their subsequent revenge attack, I tried to broker peace with the cunts by setting up a gourmet night down the road in Lowestoft. When I presented my dish Coq au Michael Brown they were too pissed up to figure it out. Next day, as I drove back up the A146 to Norwich, they're ringing me. Gary Rhodes had been torn a new one by some glass and was going to be shitting blood for a week, Mary Berry felt like she was pissing Domestos (though to be fair, she said her bog's never been cleaner) and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was reacting badly to the camel DNA and was clearly getting the hump. But before I could call in a result, I realised Mary had done me with her surprise item Tartes Pablo. Spent the next hour in a lay-by near Beccles, puking up this weird bitter blue stuff. After scraping the mess off my shoes with what remained of the previous night's menu, I vowed revenge; and it came soon enough..."

You can barely keep todays 16 year olds from being utter bellends, smoking weed and staying in bed all day, never mind keep them in maths education. Its absolute fantasy island soundbite horseshit spoke by a PM completely out of his depth and a party so out of touch they may as well be on the fucking moon. The whole country is in meltdown and that silly cunt is on about maths lessons. Hed have been better off saying they should all learn how cook soup on a camping stove in the dark and how to skin pigeons, because the way the country is going, thats how we will have to live. Imagine Corbyn coming out with such bollocks? He was castigated for the free tution fees and wifi for all stuff. This clown has taken it to the next level. Bunch of incompetent, corrupt wankers. I hope every sector in the land strikes and riots start till the cunts are gone.

At least still goes to aways you big fanny

Theres nowt they could do to get mine...nowt Theyre a massive set of cocks who have had their chance And fucked it

RANDELL WILLIAMS joins Bolton on a 2.5 year deal for an undisclosed fee. Winger from Hull City.

There is no pressure more intense than the pressure we put on ourselves. Look out for yourself first, it’s the only way to be useful to those closest to you. Bit like on a plane when they tell you to put your own oxygen mask on first. Same applies with your bonce. It’s not selfish, it just good drills. Xx

Except it was Camilla

Id go on to set Wootton on fire

Mad Mary (Didier Deschamps' doppelgänger) lived in the next street to us, almost back to back with MD.

Could it be the "lady" that Rooney did?

Phew, got it last go Roy.

Was Gillingham at home in 85/7 - season we got relegated to Div 4. One of our few good days that year. We tanked them 3-0 and Mark Gavin had a blinder. Absolutely hammered it down all day.

Sets off on the Thursday

So you won’t be voting conservatives next?

It depends what ‘maths’ they decide upon. Differentiation and integration type maths was bollocks which very few people ever used outside the classroom. If they were learning budgeting, accountancy skills and that type of maths then why not?

I’ve Seen many people saying more topics used in everyday life should be taught in school. Areas such as taxes, mortgages, pensions, savings etc. maybe use these extra 2 years to cover these subjects?

Hull are looking to cut squad numbers and costs so I think that’s a significant factor too.

Maths till you are 18, give over Rishi lad.

Appointed Ferguson again 😃

Think it’s over 20 players that each cost over £20m.

How much have Sheff Utd spent in comparison?

Daniel Braaten had blistering pace. JSL.

I like Evatts comments about trying to recreate on the left, what Bradley offers us on the right. And I know DJ has done this previously, but it’s not happening, the sooner folk accept this the better, we move on, let’s look forward to what this lad is going to do, not backwards. “He’s a player we have admired for a long time who offers some serious blistering pace down that left-hand side and that kind of attacking prowess that Conor (Bradley) does for us on the right.“

Williams confirmed. Two and half years deal.

Sounds like a recording of mine and the wife's conversations over the past month.

Remember 70’s when our game at Oldham got called off so we drove to Blackpool vs Blackburn (both were near the top of the second division like us). we were in the paddock with the cop end to our right and Blackpool end to the left when it kicked off in the Blackpool end. After about 10 minutes the police got it under control and started to march about 150 round the pitch and we thought they were Blackburn. Whilst passing I noticed quite a few and they were all Bolton. Blackburn fans clapping them thinking they were their lot and as soon as the police let them into the cop it kicked off there. Police ended up surrounding the Bolton for the game. Anyone remember that?

Sunak will make sure that the day after Saturday is called Sunday.

Again, totally incorrect. Removal of eu laws doesn't guarantee dropping standards. Just purely part of the transition process. It only allows for such things to happen, should any government here deem that necessary, which hasnt happened. Perhaps Starmer may choose to should he get in, or maybe he won't as there is no desire to? The eu also retains its own right to reduce standards for its members should it choose to do so- does that automatically mean they will do? Two entirely different things, which you struggle to get your head round, or is it more that the narrative cannot be moved away from. There has been no weakening of food production standards. As it happens, chnages are happening with regards to funding to allow for a better environmental approach in land management, as I've said before. Some are happy about it, others aren't, no surprise but such is life. No doubt in time, the ELMS system will undergo changes as it develops. There was a little published article a while back about supposed poor enforcement of standards in Australia, which could be problematic if stuff imported from there is found to be below standard, but we have seen the occasional issue whilst a member of the EU anyway; the horse meat scandal, BSE being two such examples.

i dont have an opinion on him as ive never fucking heard of him prob cos i dont play fifa

all in the mind

If you're working away, ideal time to go for your runs It's free and no arising about finding a gym

our followings have been fantastic post covid i think its just seen as a really good day out ive found this season a bit of a struggle as i hate the minibus experience, but fingers crossed trains are usable for this one

Williams is left footed. Plays right wing or left wing back. So if it’s happening it will be to play left wing back not replace Bradley. He obviously doesn’t fully fancy Beck, John will be leaving and Iredale is injured.

Thought he was deceased?

He's only bought one because we've been talking about pies.

The suggestion that the EU should accept "equivalence of standards" to smooth paperwork etc is ridiculous.There has to be a unified set of standards to allow freedom of trade. If the UK is vain enough to claim that our (reducing) standards should be good enough, then it opens the door to every EU country and - importantly, EU applicant - to make the same claim. The whole point is to improve the standard across the European diaspora, not to accept the lowest common denominator.

Makes the whole thread worthwhile IMO. Hope you get the help you need and well done for doing something about it.