Oooh this is good.
Are you good enough to join the elite? Able to mock/correct, over the course of many years, the general brainfarts to be sent onto permanent blocking? I currently think its just me (Creepy) and Thickbrown in Bolty's life sentence Gulag.
Or are you gearing up for a big promotion push? You've been yo-yoing for a while but are finally ready to make the step up to the big leagues? Graphs and charts won't help you here. You need a keen sense of lack of irony and a knowledge of pantherellas, dry cider, beach towels, trifles and black bar staff.