Peas - in all their forms, mushed up or whatever - are the Devil's droppings.
Bastards - not just the the little leguminous twats themselves, but all who profit from them and those who partake thereof.
Cunts! Absolute, unmitigated, unfathomable, unforgivable, beyond the fucking pale CUNTS. There's a certain deep - indeed very deep - level of hell, watered for eternity by the cess of innumerable murderous souls whose only saving grace from the horrors they committed in their fleeting corporeal existence was that they never ate peas. And that foul water is green in colour. Beware. Repent; it's never too late.