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its a thoroughly head shaking place on here atm some seem to think schumacher might actually give a fuck what they think suggestions we arent looking at getting promotion this year its fucking mad too much sun

As it should be. Although it seems some people would rather Schumacher abandoned everything they've been training for over the summer because it wasn't quite perfect in the first game of the fucking season against one of the promotion favourites.

Think last time we went up from League One it was said to be worth £6m to the club. How many seasons would you have to go back before we've made that much on transfers? Any return on investment the owners are looking for will only come when we get out of this league.

We're Obsessed with resale value. If you want to get out of this league you're gonna need a striker who's done it consistently at this level. It's not illegal to sign players over the age of 28.

Appreciate Twitter is a small proportion of the fan base but finding the obsession over Kenny really bizarre. Its genuinely nuts.

I'm judging If you wipe TOWARDS your balls then you're a terrorist. It's filthy. Fucking filthy.

It's the future pal. Give it a try, you won't look back. No spraying issues, no misdirection, no post piss dribble and no toilet seat issues. Sit and relax in comfort. Read the Isreal thread for a minute or two. Right good drain off and off you pop. It's the future.

Taken aback by how many sit down wee folk we have on here.

Because they're thick as fuck.

I really don't get why folk get so invested in what the team will be. It'll be 11 decent players, in their natural positions generally, with back up on the bench. How they perform on the day is in the lap of the gods (and opposition and the bleedin ref) but win or lose it won't be down to picking the "wrong" team, there isn't a fit player in the squad that I wouldn't be happy to see in the team. We don't have an Etete, or Dan or even a Williams or Arfield. BWFC v Plymouth on Saturday, who cares who plays.

He is doing imminently I believe, but that's the point, he's available for a reasonable fee for his age and experience. That's why it's interesting/confusing that we don't seem to have been in for him.

Wigan away one time, he told me he could tell what a woman had been drinking from the taste of their piss I asked him if he ever pissed on a woman His response Course not, I'm not some sort of deviant

Bravo, exactly right, let’s just sign the players for key positions that can get us up, striker/goal scorer being the most key. We’ve signed some potential already so just go get a proven player at this level. We’ve already missed the likes of Mullins, May, McGoldrick, Ennis, Wells and others, all proven scorers season after season at this level, any one of who would have done well in this side. Even Billy Sharp at Donny is still doing it so let’s just concentrate on the now and get someone in who knows how to do it and has actually done it. Jatta is still at Notts and how about a bid for Langstaff who doesn’t seem to be in Millwalls plans? Let’s just get someone in who actually knows where the bloody net is now and worry about next year when it comes.

why?

Having visions of going for a piss at half tike this Saturday to be greeted with a wall of fellas at the trough looking left or right. As mentioned above, who sits down for a piss? I’m 47 and don’t think I’ve ever done this in my life!

I think Taylor would be the best bet at centre-half, even though I've never seen him play. I base this on the fact that I've seen all our other centre-halves play.

Yes, there's 2 players per position on the whole (except striker currently), and they are all good players. Unless SS picked Forino on the right wing and McAtee at left back, I honestly don't care who gets the nod, I trust SS. I didn't trust IE either in the transfer market or with his selections. As for it settling down when players are in form, I presume you mean if we're winning 😀 If not, it never settles down, we'll be clamouring for Forrester, Dempsey and Schon until they play then saying they should be dropped! When we win one, it will be the usual "don't change a winning team", as if they are the only set of players capable of winning a game.

New set piece coaches.

If you’re out for a meal, the other person’s food always looks better than your own.

It’s his business plan Act the cunt, get arrested, crowdfund, spend it on villas, coke and Turkey teeth

Wasting Your Time

He plays in a different position

could be one of many reasons I think the main one is they want Kenny, he's the #1 target, though he's also too expensive, if Celtic still want £1M up front Taylor is going for "in excess of £1M" that's with 3 seasons on loan in League 1 under his belt Kenny has zero league experience and only scored in Ireland, which is probably why we only bid £500k

In a pub in Leeds last year, bloke at the urinal had his keks round his ankles. Reckon I've still got PTSD, the fucking weirdo.

It's definitely very possible to totally bankrupt yourself in the Championship. But we're losing £10m+ a year as we are in League One. Unless someone wants to fund that indefinitely, the only sustainable route to us making money is getting into a higher league. It's not coming from Thierry Gale's resale value. We've sold three players for more than £1m in 15 years.

I hover and go front to back. If I go under and back to front I'd be worried about forcing poo to gather at the base of the ball sacked. I'd much rather pull it away if you will. Each to their own like. We don't judge here.

Stop it with talking sense.He's world class and unbelievable talent even though he's done next to nothing as yet but because it looks like we won't pay over the odds he just gets better and we've no ambition

I had a sit down piss next to Sue Pollard once. Tremendous little snatch.

Attendance will be 23K (total tickets sold) with about 20.5K on. Given 16.2k have signed up for every game this season, why wouldn't you count them? As opposed to the logistics of counting everyone that comes through the turnstiles.

I’m hearing that they are going to offer last seasons Reflections packages for Cat C games but they won’t get a penny off me.

Not long till the attendance/tickets sold/bums on seats discussion returns. I'm guessing it will start proper for the Reading game when they announce 19,500.

Sounds like Bannan has grown up a bit since he played for us. Not literally, obviously.

Just thought I'd try out your findings at the trafford centre.. Most popular answer when asked was... "Piss off you weirdo" I'll try the men's toilets next time I go..

Crowd noncing is back🥳

Scottish football doesn't count

Steady on

Mrs D does the washing and has banned white or light grey underpants 😆

Is it not also the case that Kenny "might" be shit hot at L1 level, whereas Taylor has played 3 seasons in L1 and has effectively confirmed that he isn't going to be pulling up trees, if we're talking about scoring stats. 118 games, 25 goals in his career. McAtee: 85 games, 23 goals in his last 2 seasons, who's better? (and I'm the first to say its not all about stats, but over a million for less goals than McAtee, Collins or Charles?).

Providing no last minute injuries, it'll be same team.

Didn’t we steal Erhahon at the last minute from Wigan? It’s not done til it’s done.

alternatively, we may be busting a gut to get him bit not shouting from the rooftops

I would guess it's because when Harkin and SS got together and came up with a list of targets, Dalby and Kenny topped it we got one, and the other one is not dead yet, we clearly want him as we bid £500k for him - now we're just going through the motions with Celtic, and will be doing throughout August, until we either sign him, or it becomes apparent it is definitely not happening - but he's the #1 target and they will continue to pursue him until it's no longer possible if that happens, hopeflly they'll turn their attention elsewhere (as in we still have the time), they'll have other names in mind, Taylor might be one, but by then, it might be too late if he's signed up elsewhere guess that's the risk you take when you come up with a list of targets and then stick to it, until they become unavailable to you or maybe they were never interested in Taylor because he's not the type of forward we're after

We had a couple come to our wedding who were due to attend one but wedding got called off very late due to naughtiness. They were great fun at the night do

I expect SS will pick the same team & it's harsh to make changes or drop anyone after just one game, but i'd be tempted to start with Randall who was miles better than McAtee when he came on at Stockport .

I once put my hand in my own shit and piss in a 'toilet' in Croatia As you were

On arse wiping, does anyone put one foot on the toilet seat while wiping front to back. Like a rock star on the amp.

Winning games is the aim of football, so by default promotion and winning the league is the aim, each and every game, every season. even if you come up against a team that should smash you.

I roll to the left and use my right hand from my ball bag rearward, no need to shuffle your balls around this way, I'd be afraid of getting a skiddy on my scrote.

I Wipe That Way Dont Think my Small Arms Would /Can reach round the Back even a Bird once said ive Never Seen Anyone Wipe that Way

Hopefully he'll finally get his wish of being involved in a gang rape now.