Maggie Tate

Avoid?? I'm gutted

Right,let's get off to Montpellier in readiness for Catalans. It's only Wednesday but you can't be too careful.

Because Corbyn said there will be a deal. Ultimately that means that at best he will accept the EU's bottom line. If you think that's a good thing, vote for him. May says we will walk away if needs be. Go out to a showroom now and tell the bloke that you WILL be buying a car today. See if he laughs out loud or under his breathe.

Cas might win the lot. They are quite a way ahead. Luke Gale has this season scored more points than Warrington.

Sorry to break it to the class but we spend nothing like 2%. It only appears that we do because Osborne cooked the books to include things like the troops' pension liabilities. Trump has a point but what he is effectively saying is that you are not our ally and we won't help you unless you pay. Which is the same as saying allies don't matter.

There was a thing in The Times yesterday about how union has gone to ratshit in Australia. No one watches it anymore, not at the grounds, not on telly, nowhere. I really do think that it's because it's total shit.

It's been good fun so far, what I've seen of it. Smiffs was running on the pitch with loads of kids ust before Hudds last week, the fucking lout. I had taken our maud for our belated anniversary, romantic me. Up again for Warrington, Catalans in the bag, life is good

In those cases Linares cuts and Pacquiao is old and shit. The fights to find are British favourites who've attracted patriotic money, meaning their often superior opponents who are unknown to the bloke in the pub, are overpriced. Haye Bellew was a mystery, who the hell backed Haye so much that Bellew was 5/1 I don't know. Should have been nearer evens I thought.

The next Brit to back against will be Joshua once Klitschko hits about 11/4, which he will when the Joshua money comes in nearer the time. Mind you the Fury fight is the only one I can remember getting very badly wrong over the last few years. Sadly the bookies have recognised their error from when Linares beat Crolla a while ago - the former is now 3/5 and unbackable, as is Pacquiao at 4/9 v Khan.

Best reviewer https://www.youtube.com/user/ralfystuff

First I don't know why anyone is shocked and second that's Catalans paid for

Read it, you'll see his point. Other than that I can't help.

Unless you're kicking their head in with 12 hole DMs which used to usually be the case

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/01/trump-how-did-this-happen/ It happened because you banned super-size sodas. And smoking in parks. And offensive ideas on campus. Because you branded people who oppose gay marriage ‘homophobic’, and people unsure about immigration ‘racist’. Because you treated owning a gun and never having eaten quinoa as signifiers of fascism. Because you thought correcting people’s attitudes was more important than finding them jobs. Because you turned ‘white man’ from a description into an insult. Because you used slurs like ‘denier’ and ‘dangerous’ against anyone who doesn’t share your eco-pieties. Because you treated dissent as hate speech and criticism of Obama as extremism. Because you talked more about gender-neutral toilets than about home repossessions. Because you beatified Caitlyn Jenner. Because you policed people’s language, rubbished their parenting skills, took the piss out of their beliefs. Because you cried when someone mocked the Koran but laughed when they mocked the Bible. Because you said criticising Islam is Islamophobia. Because you kept telling people, ‘You can’t think that, you can’t say that, you can’t do that.’ Because you turned politics from something done by and for people to something done to them, for their own good. Because you treated people like trash. And people don’t like being treated like trash. Trump happened because of you.

He could win early but the value is the 5/1 ish available on Bellew. Don't underestimate how shit Haye is. He has so may ways to lose. Too soft, no chin, too scared, fake injury, no character, unfit, shit at boxing, name it. Bellew is nothing special but will only lose by getting beaten, if you see what I mean. I won't be watching.

He could win early but the value is the 5/1 ish available on Bellew. Don't underestimate how shit Haye is. He has so may ways to lose. Too soft, no chin, too scared, fake injury, no character, unfit, shit at boxing, name it. Bellew is nothing special but will only lose by getting beaten, if you see what I mean. I won't be watching.

Two bald blokes fighting over a comb.

Amusing that the England coach said that fans should get a refund becaeue they didn't get to see rugby. He should be careful, that could be the thin end of quite a large wedge

https://youtu.be/bXkoVVF59fc

A great day to get the away day at Catalans all booked. Five nights away just to be certain.

Don't like this seven tackles stuff either. In fact I reckon there are a few too many rules now.

Christ what a cunt. The important thing is to do stretches which you can increase. It should take about thirty seconds per leg per stretch, not all this pricking about he seems to think is necessary. That one he does at about nine minutes is essential, but much better stood up and you need to have your knees together unlike him. But importantly it can be increased by gently thrusting the crotch forwards and holding it out there, which this charlatan Joe ignores.

This has reminded me I've got eight Boddies in the boot.

Because the temptation is likely to be that let's say you need to do your 10,000 steps a day, you get to 9500 and think oh fuck it, that counts, let's have a massive cake. Overall I have found in a lot of people that these gadgets create artificial targets and incentives, which of course mean rewards. Rewards are bad, especially when you've done fuck all. I'm 35 this year, have a very unexceptional diet, drink too much by an amount even computers can't work out and according to my last scan, a metabolic age of 27. By no means am I special but I work hard at it and don't con myself. It's all getting too complicated all these cookbooks, fitbits and whathaveyou. Eat less, move more. That's it.

Don't buy garmins, fitbits, step counters. Just Don't do it. Hairy dieters books good. Swimming is unbeatable all round exercise. Spinning classes too if you can handle being called gay. Don't join a gym if weight loss is your aim. The pavement is free.