Big E

How is her tan coming along??

If that isn't a great excuse for one last weekend in Ibiza i don't know what is Congratulations mate

that is how bad i am pretty sure i was sick last night but not sure where......

Also make sure you get a decent lock and don't forget mud guards etc

Right i feel like death and need help.....suggestions please

Halfords are cunts. See if you can get the voucher for somewhere else. Personally i would get a Gazelle bike (massive over here) they are excellent and last forever. if you are using it every day you need a good one

what do you think the strangest food LW has put his willy in is?

i know full well you are all cunts Will give you a buzz shortly

Does the money from these go towards the clubs academy these days?

the world is a much more sinister place these days

must be terrible taking your cut of hard earned contractors money sitting on your behind........big e - bitter with agencies today and as always blames jules

one on one tuition with a native is best. My mate who is a permy started doing an hour a week with a one on one tutor and within 12 weeks he was able to hold full on conversations about general shit like the weather, what you been upto etc.

google translate is absolutely wank. i spend half my time using it and it doesnt translate properly. always have to beg for help. i have found being here i can understand a lot but speaking / writing it is nearly impossible

I have been trying to learn dutch and it is hard a foook. i also always get battered for my accent here saying they can't understand me. rosetta stone german and french? anyone done them. looks like my coming years will be spent between the two so probably best brush up on them

Bigger deviant....Him or Widnes?

we would be much better if we were like this surely.........http://uk.news.yahoo.com/special-report-mob-justice-south-africa-050939624.html

are they actually going into liquidation or is it like pompey where everyone gets screwed but they carry on?

won't he be in prison soon?

i with frandsen ont his one

RTE's coverage is the worst i have ever seen / heard. I really hope Ireland get dicked every game forever now

can you browse wways etc whilst abroad for nothing or is it just the book thing

indeed you do.

I am taking this as i have now paid......i know this isnt the case but the above is legally binding

WTF were you searching for

Big E's Dutch HQ currently has a big England flag flying from window....i predict a window to be put in by 5pm