monkfish

by they way, trains bewteen preston and blackpool cancelled. it's a bus from Preston. that'll be fun

we're not going to go down. but we will drop like a stone. 1 pt in 12 poor, when it should have been (on paper) at least 6. To be frank, it may take a drastic dip in form for the management to start to utlisie our players (ie. diouff and anelka) in the correct manner. I would love to see them play 4-4-2 (I know boring ain't I) but we just won't. As soon as you put campo or davies into the team, your formation choice is restricted completely. Not knocking davies or campo, think they're playing well. But I would like to have seen us go 4-4-2 against the wigans and Sheff Utds with diouf and anelka runnign riot at the back 4. Utd and everton, I can forgive a 4-5-1.

did you know Idan Tal is an anagram of Dantail. which is actually Israeli for 'pederson is sh??te'... mark my words, that's gospel..

he'll start and he'll score. we'll lose though...

I'd blame that cn??t no matter what.. the fact he's on the pitch absolutely baffles me - especially when he leaves faye on the bench. Have you seen the weather tonight?? That's his f??ckin fault as well !!!

there is no FCKING way he would sign for us.

your entertainment to be pollitically incorrect... Brings back some memories does this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDzYblAn_0c or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nm4BQ0c7KI

how long has Benayoun played for us??

probably Casino. apprently he's got a monster dangler.. nicknamed him 'Tiger-Beer-Bottle-C??ck' in the dressing rooms. whereas I'm known as the 'Beer-Can' as mine's the same thickness from baaaalls-to-helmet..

we're f??cked next year.. ??5m was generated from UWaffa Cup exploits, which we won't have this year and then we have to take into account the ??8.5 million for Nicolas.. Club is doing well, but the figures will make dreary reading next year.... Unless the creative accountants weave their magic. never mind, we're still top half and wont go down and anelka will score 20 goals a season as of next year!

do you think his missus would change her mind about pressing charges if he wasn't on ??40K per week?? Just a thought? I don't mnd his antics (bar spitting), as it's great to see away fans getting wound up when he gets the ball. He's becomming rather a tasty player for us now and I do think he'll work well with Anelka.. just wish he'd stop tw??tting his wife with his Senegal player of the year trophy !

or have I seen an advert for the BWFC credit card offering ??40 in credit at the store? Sure I saw this advert Anyone ???

similar to the beer-tent at Blackburn... ??10 for 4 cans of luke warm Carling Black Label. Thing is, when it's football, the site of a price-tag doesn't put you off a drink.. It's like curry to a p??sshead.

i think that's my first ever bextor !!

Came through to the ticket office this week. Apparently there are 12 (yes 12) different prices for the tickets... How does that work??? So that should be fun then !!

Firstly, may I thank all the people who have taken time out to answer the questions on the survey. The comments posted were also extremely useful. Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to, I'm unable to submit the following comments into my Research Report "You wanna stop truancy?????, Bring back the f??ckin cane" & "Bollocks! any teacher lays a hand on my child gets a smack off me" Although both good valid points, they may not make the final cut... However all your response are much appreciated.. I've also created another couple of surveys, one for parents and one for students. Parent survey - http://FreeOnlineSurveys.com/rendersurvey....ozru3rmrz237793 Student Survey - http://FreeOnlineSurveys.com/rendersurvey....eyl5lum3z237794 If anyone wishes to submit answers to these it would greatly help my cause. many thanks Monkers Bif thanks to the 'Mods' letting me post this non-football rubbish...

Look, losing to Utd at home does not bother me in the slightest. They were awesome that day and all their big players came good. Not much you can do about that really. What get's my back up, is when our manager, who is very good at his job, thinks that he can drop Hunt the right back and replace him with Pederson. He may as well have played Vaz te or Anelka left back. It was a decision that was asking to be punished. It's as if he made Hunt the scapegoat for the defeat. If you're on the bench, you're fit enough to play. simple as.. Losing 4-0 at home to man utd is forgiveable./understanable Losing 1-0 at home to Wigan cannot go without blame. Wigan are the teams you have to beat and should beat if you're gonna get UEFA football. It's upto you what you think is reasonable. I'd happily get tonked 4-0 each season at home to the mancs, chelsea or arsenal as long as we get UEFA football.

now that made me p??ss myself...

aye, I believe it's current practice. it's my final year project and I'm building something that helps schools with workflow as well. the truancy functionality was just another little piece I stuck in. cheers

I heard about this a few weeks ago and thought it was just a silly rumour. maybe he's being knighted for his sterling work for charities, screwing loads of birds behind his wifes back and getting away with it and for leading the country of Engerrland to World and European success

All, I'm undertaking research in a piece of software I'm building and I need to gauge people???s thoughts on a few questions. Simple outline of my systems is this: The system is aimed at Secondary school students, between 11-16yrs In an effort to reduce truancy within a school, I???m building a software system will provide a online truancy tracking system. It will alert parents and teachers of lessons not attended by students or full days missed. This will be done via automatic letter, auto-text or email The system will also let parents log into a secure website which will display what homework their children have been issued with and hand-dates. Additionally it will also display a history of the grades, etc of past homework. The survey is entirely anonymous and your answers will greatly help my research

funny as.. funny as.. come to think of it. star and garter and widnes do go hand in hand !!

so I can complain about nosey feckers like you... I want to post a non-football related survey.. that's all.

Who are the moderators on this board? Cheers Monkers

Come off it.. he's been through years of pre-season training and turned out for the whites at the peak of his phsyical ability AND he STILL CAN'T FKCUIN COMPETE AGAINST THE SHITTEST SLOWEST PREM FORWARDS. if you like pederson zozzy then fair enough, but please don't try and convince me that with another 5-6 games under his belt we'll have a player comparible in skills and defensive qualities to Roberto Carlos. He's not good enough and never has been. Sam fckued up yesterday and got his just deserts.