monkfish

Garp, what the fcuk are you talking about you spaz.. I'll go back to basics here. right 4-4-2. There's 4 at the back. there's 4 in midfield. 2 up front, right 4-5-1 There's 4 at the back. there's 5 in midfield. 1 up front, right 4-3-3 There's 4 at the back. there's 3 in midfield. 3 up front, Right then.. What we play is 4-5-1. Simple as, the formation is flexible in that it allows 2 players from midfield to drift forward whilst still maintaining cover for the back 4. But we ALWAYS operate with a lone striker 'Davies' who holds the ball up waiting for midfield to get forward. Right, then. 4-4-2, is more or less having 2 players roaming the 'offensive' areas of the field moving channels, switching places, confusing defenders. Like England used to play. e.g. Owen & Rooney The midfield can then get forward, when needed, to apply more firepower, ie. Gerrad & Lampard.. You'll probably argue that this is actually a secret 4-1-5 formation as we could at some point in the game have 5 attackers. If this hasn't helped, there's always Subuteo for Xmas from Father Christmas! I think you've been reading far to many spin-tails form Gordon Shorrocks BEN report on our marvellous formation. Monkers

4-3-3.. this is actually 4-5-1.. saying 4-3-3 means we ALWAYS play with 3 upfront. I'm a purest, I love 4-4-2.. I'm sick to the ragging bakc teeth of us playing 4-5-1 against the likes of Pompey and Palace at home. The only reason we don't play 4-4-2 is because we're managed/coached by a couple of lower division defenders who are naive to attacking football. Can't knock what Sam has acheived, but he's done it in the most boring way ever possible. Bring back 4-4-2. especially againmst the plonkers of the premier league. Rant Over..

you stand in front of the the yellow line and get sucked off !!

errrm, you?

funniest thing I ever EVER saw in a gym was when this lad was going full-belt on the ruuning machine looking at himself in the mirror at 'how cool he was' and the thing just stopped with a power short.. poor fecker/pussy carried on running off the end and smashed into the mirrors that's why I don't go to the gym. It's toooo dangerous.

I'm not a Communist, so I don't give a fcuk really.. Dislexick Monkfesh

feckin comedy. I never log on at work as they now monitor ALL message boards :-$

get in.. see you in there..

you moaning feckers.. try getting a train in India. I get a train every morning to manchester. It's always packed and I'm always squeezed in.. Do what I do. make sure you stand behind a fit woman and press your 'morning glory mars bar' against one of her ass cheeks.. makes the journey pass quick enough for me =P~

Errr, Take your pick... Holly Jonson Andy Bell Any other bender on Canal Street.. Monks..

i was under the impression that another place in the league was allocated. I think it's the FA Cup in which the loser can qualify for UEFA if the other winning team have already done so. Seem to remember birmingham not qualifying when they lost to Liverpool and they'd already qualifed for Euorpe even though they'd won the Worthington cup.

Well, in defence of Mr PK, when it comes to publishing rights of material he does have the final word. Why should someone take credit for someone elses material? Can just picture the scene, back in 1971 Ringo: "Hey Paul, John, them songs you wrote. Instead of it saying Lennon/McCartney on the publishing contract, can it say Lennon/McCartney/Starr??" John/Paul: "F??ck off Ringo..." Monks