Peter North

I'm not biting Traf... I've only just come across The Big Sam's twitterfeed!

The funniest and filthiest twitterfeed I have come across. A parody of Jabba the Allardyce, all in poor taste of course! Has anyone else come across him? http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/the-alternative-list-of-people-you-need-to-follow-on-twitter/

I'd rather feck 'em than fight 'em! Did him no good though. Found in a hole in Sirte and shot in the legs. Echoes of Saddam there. All badass dictators seem to dig themselves a hole. Literally. Hmm. Food for thought!

Scanned all the channels to see if it has made the news. They seem to be more bothered about that McLovin kid making it back to his family in Israel. I just wished that they would have announced they are only playing songs from "The Second Coming", with the second line-up!

Listened to it recently. Not top-notch, but it's a grower to be sure. Think of it as a down payment on a successful solo career, which was always Noel's future. If his next album is a bit iffy then I will call time on the chap.

she slipped under most people's radar!

Sadly passed away today at the age of 91. Good innings though. Did anyone have her on their celebrity.... err, I'll get me coat!

I was at their last ever gig at the Reading Festival. Well I say that, because as soon as Ian Brown opened his gob they were dead in the water. Went back to the tent to drink the last of the stash and lay there in fits of laughter with the rest of the lads as the sound of Brownie's caterwauling wafted across the site. By the fourth of fifth song in most of the camp site was full of weary stragglers who could take no more. Personally I think they should let it be.... Can only imagine any re-union gig will be an excuse for a load of sorry idiots to get together.

Down Terrace. Royle Family vs Soprano's vs Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Very difficult to describe, but awesome low rent gangsta classic!

You can take the boy out of Huyton, but you can't take Huyton out of the boy! Yes he is a talented player, and yes he is a game-changer and always will be, but no-one seems to be able to curb his temper, least of all himself. I wish this would be the incident that makes him reflect, but sadly I fear there is worse to come. Watch this space!

The Daily Mash seems to have it bang-on. Ahem! http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/sun-demands-inquiry-into-whether-fox-does-it-with-men-201110124409/

It's like an episode of the "Thick of It", really! Foxy and male pal/flatmate constantly getting caught out and then coming up with some less than plausible excuse for doing nowt wrong. what we need to separate are two things, being Gay and an MP is not a crime. Being an MP and committing subterfuge by inviting your other half on an all-expenses paid jolly to notch up some high-level business contacts and deals at the tax-payers expense is another. Ahem allegedly! He must have some dirt on other cabinet members to survive this little episode!

Forget the football, how many show a tasty bit of rucking on 'em? That is what you should be advertising!

Oh. Just wondering...will Apple bring out a Steve Jobs version 2.0?

Shame on you, the man is still warm in the ground! Aye, and as they say, Cancer doesn't care about your CV or bank balance. Pity.

Just buy "Ministry of Food" by ahem, Jamie Oliver. Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. Taught me the basics when I needed to know. Failing that... get a be-atch in!

Egg Fried Rice Omelettes with a variety of fillings Aglio e Olio - Spaghetti and Garlic Some lovely stews Tater Hash Chicken Ding - Five mins in the microwave then pop open the bag Chilli Con Carne Fish Fingers and Smash The list is endless!

Apparently that was only one line of enquiry that the prosecutor followed. He did the same in a previous case a few years back. Suggested it was a mixture of ritualistic sex and a dry-bumming gone a bit too far overboard. Sounds like the Salem Witch-Trials in that neck of the woods!

Seems she is a devious tricky wench capable of turning on the emotion and manipulating plenty of folks. If she was guilty, then it was by poisoning the minds of others to do her dirty work for her. If she was not guilty, her smirking face made us cast a lot of doubt. Personally, I think she is Keyser Soze in female form.

At the end of the day, given the money and resources available at the club, and the fixture list, just about any manager would struggle in that situation. What we need to see are OC's man-management and motivational skills coming to the fore. The players themselves need to show some grit, and a proper, definitive starting line-up and team formation needs to be established. To me, the defining moment is if we are in bottom three over the Christmas period, then questions can be asked of the man himself.

I know OC does not turn his back on a challenge.. so I can't see him walking away from this one. In fact he is more likely to be motivated by the current situation. We all know that some horrifying injuries having promoted some otherwise bit-part players to first team status. What the squad needs some group therapy to massage some ego's in to working together as a team rather than against each other. OC is still the man for the job until he himself chooses otherwise.

It's a fuck up behind the scenes. We have some decent players. They need to play...

Oh believe me, Rotterdam has it's locales. Those dyke-fingerers are not so liberal. In fact they gave us the bloody South Africans's.... I rest my case!

You sick, sick man. Love you to bits for that!

Oh christ no. Not that f@?%$a%n! Nou doubt that right now, anyone will be feeling more gutted than OC. I don't think he will back away from a challenge like this!