no balls

that's alright then Does my fruit in when I hear the snooze button get hit. Set it for the proper time you wanker instead of waking me up too! I'm lovely as a girlfriend me

Does the wife not throttle you if she doesn't have to be up?

Get on it! You can come and visit me out in the Caribbean then. Not for more than a week at a time though like.

Good luck to you. My father died before he could enjoy the retirement he'd planned (he was 2 years older than you) so it's always nice to see someone else getting that chance.

No surprise to hear he was known to authorities. How many are walking amongst us? It's quite depressing when you think they're allowed hate all this country stands for because of what this country stands for. We can't even send some of these buggers back because they're 'British'. I use the '' because there's areas of this country that are far from the country we know. It's time we stopped allowing people to live parallel lives here. It's a sad fucking world at times.

I didn't give a flying fuck I came from Lancashire, they did though.

There's a health bar opened in Htown on CNR which does great healthy smoothies. I get one on my way to work and jobs a good un till lunch. Recommended.

It may be a Yorkshire thing. The vitriol from fans of Yorkshire clubs to Leigh whenever we went was astounding. They really hated Lancashire. I worked between keighley and skipton years ago and have to say, they're an odd bunch.

Officially announced as a terrorist incident

Snakes, they can eat a full person. Do they shit the person out eventually? Anyway, how come it didn't kick off all the time onboard? Come to think of it, were snakes allowed on the ark as it was those gobby fuckers who turned us into sinners in the first place. So many questions.

Stabbing reported too.

You'd hope so. Unless they had invented an engine powered by shit back then. That'd piss the towel wearers off if we found the blueprints for that.

Dinosaurs were knocking around the same time as baby Jesus you weren't they?

My point was how 'normal' muslims live but crack on

She does have a point. Living with or near the in laws, fellow rayguns thinking your hair should be covered, sitting with the wimnin folk in a separate room. Maybe she should've done her homework first though.

The council tax payers of BL can but hope

Sounds like Corbyn will mourn him. Cunt!

Maybe they'll bury him somewhere his family can't find him

I was watching that live last night on Fox News. Fascinating stuff. Anyhow, Fox news, it's hilarious. We wouldn't get away with that sort of thing in the UK. No wonder Americans are a bit odd if that's mainstream news on the TV.

I'm sure his family will mourn him.

I know there's the young earth crazies knocking about but there seems to newly resurgent phenomenon knocking about with folk thinking the world is flat. Are there really menkul fuckers out there that think the photos from space are cgi? Any flat or young earthers on WW?

I love that film! ????

you've changed ????

Was it not Ken Dodd's dads dog that was dead?

I had a good laugh at St Patrick's Day party last night. Mainly due to spending the evening supping with a lad from Leicester & one from Leigh, all of us incredulous at how much the Irish lot were getting into it. It's nice to be patriotic and all that but I have to say it wasn't for me. Oh and it might be because I'm not Irish but fucking hell, their traditional music is a din.