bolty58

Cheers for the update from all of you. Times change eh? Thunter - it was the Beachcomber before the Cromwellian, right? Ain't that the one where the fire was?

Nope JJ - it's a Christmas Carol (or are you taking the p1ss?). Those nasty subversive fookers from Boney M plagiarised it. One of the worst 'bands 'ever.

???Why? Soft spot for Tottenham??? Seems a strange word to have strong feelings about....unless.....you ain't a 4 by 2 are you?

Cheers Sluffy.

Not a Chas and Dave fan then eh, NB?

Cheers Zoz. Lower Nags and Boars Head. Was doin me head in that was! Soul crowd used to meet at the Boars so I should remember that. Lower Nags was an under age drinking establishment - famous for it. Young uns wert only ones they could sell that disgusting ale to! Had me wedding reception upstairs at the Trotters as I wanted a Wanderers theme I suppose there's loads on here who have had to battle their way around that area. Used to be fooking murder around the Prince Bill, Gaiety (Golden Fleece - wonder what it's called now), Yates' etc. If you wanted it, you would always find it and regularly find it when you didn't want it! Some rum fookers in Bowton them days and I'm sure it ain't changed. Can't believe tha doesn't know the Cromwellian / Beachcomber. Wish I could remember what it was called after that. Keep thinking Bees Knees but that was on Crompton Way - the old Bolton Casino I think. Cue Mods moving this to Banter. Cheers AS. The one I was on about was the Boars Head. The Brass Cat was always known as that but was actually called the Golden Lion. Suppose it made sense to change it to what everyone always called it. Making an old Bolton lad quite sentimental all this tha knows, sob..................................

Beachcomber!!!!

You have an extreme programme fetish and, as such, your opinions don't count (PS - Back Home is OK but the other is just typical Lahndaan shiyte. May as well be Chas and Dave singing - even though they are Yiddos). World In Motion is the best football song ever.

I have a strong feeling Zoz, that they'll all be praising Anelka in a few months time. He'll have racked up a good few goals and the moaners will fade into the background again waiting for summat else to whinge about. Ever the optimist me. What is the fooking point of being miserable? Don't we all spend a fortune on entertainment, sport, drink and drugs etc. to cheer ourselves up? 32 degrees C here; young fillies sashaying by in mini skirts and little tops; off to Lilac Hill to watch England play a 'Presidents XI' at cricket in a week and a half followed by the Perth Ashes test. Best of all, November will soon be over and BWFC will go on a winning run again Don't worry, be happy.

Scratchin me b0llocks and supping Bavaria Premium at wom lad

Pack it in Newquay! I just can't take any more!!!

One o' them pigeons that roosts on t' Rocket? Never changed since 1970 to my knowledge. That stretch reet from the Trotters / Clarence all the way up Bradshawgate to Prestons corner; down Bank St ter't Cromwellian; along Deansgate to that shite underground Greenall Whitleys place under Marks and Sparks (name escapes me now) and down Churchgate to that pub opposite the Parsh Church (another one whose name escapes me now) was always the badlands. If you could survive a Friday or Saturday neet drinking around there, you had learned a valuable life lesson. Always some fooker likely to give you a clump. Non Bowtners were always fair game round there. Sounds like all of this is still the case eh Pabbers?

New Order did the best football song ever for my money. That makes them beyond reproach.

...and expected you to make a sudden appearance now you've won one. Going anywhere in Liverpool is like visiting the fooking Bronx. Why would you? Makes Top O'th Brow look classy.

Sheeesh NB. You could have bitten. Blaming it on the poor, downtrodden cocoa shunters when all they need is a

That song that all the men hating women jump on to the dance floor for. 'I will survive' or summat. What the fook is all that about?

Yer reet, th'owd uns ert best ..and to finish it off. Two indian junkies score some Horse and head off back to their apartment. By a mix up, they accidentally inject themselves with curry powder. Both are in intensive care - one has a dodgy tikka and the other is still in a korma. I know, I know.................fooking off right now.

Told to me by lads who went to Amsterdam with our resident Casanova. Into the Leidseplein after the match, Athywhite1958 clicks with a hot looking Chinese chick in a bar. One thing leads to another and they ended up back at her place well after midnight. Inhibitions gone thanks to a few cocktails, Suzy Wong starts getting her gear off and pants "I'll do anything you want " Athywhite1958 " Reet then, how about a 69? " Suzy Wong "Fook off. I ain't starting cooking at this time of the fooking night!"

Bogsy, show a bit of imagination and ambition. For a start, they could put Posh up in a room at the Rocket.

Put the brakes on sonny, you only get a bucket and a half tha knows

Don't apologise mate. Never heard it down here. Trust me, the fooking Aussies would twist it all around and the headlines would scream something like 'Sorry Poms plagiarise Aussie icon music'. You want to hear the hype and bullsh1t they put in the media about our cricketers. Headlines of 'Stresscothick' etc have been followed by ' The rest of the players are sitting up all night in their Adelaide hotel rooms with the lights on and crying for their mums' I sincerely hope we belt the cocky fookers. Unlikely but not completely out of the question. 2-1 either way.

...or a fat, mellow, unclear powder snorter off WW? (now, now, don't get upset Homo - it is only a play on words. I know you ain't mellow :p )

I suppose now you want me to mention those two 20 something Swedish birds I saw you getting down and dirty with at that Byzantium nightclub in Cologne in the early hours of the following morning? Well I ain't going to :p

Aye, I knew about De Lacy going. Good mate of mine over here who has done VERY well for himself was born and bred there and been back recently. He used to hang with a certain family of brothers well known from DL Drive. Making a mint now at a major Petroleum Company down here. One of my few TM comrades here (my first house when wed was in Huntroyde). Most of the BWFC fans I know here are ex-Halliwell (particularly Eskrick St area). Must be fooking grim up theer if so many have scarpered<insert fishing rod smiley>. Good to hear TM is is still 'England for the English'.

I think they need to call in:-