bolty58

Well they can't get excited about fucking scrummaging!

George. Obvious. His motto can be Latin for 'poor directional control'.

WTF have we bred? Carbolic soap and a regular soaking in rainwater. A nice cologne yes but fucking moisturiser?

I am hoping they will be in our World Cup group in Brazil mate. Won't be a 3 all draw though. We'll smash em.

Maybe the rubber gloves have been up his date.

Just received an SMS from a lad down here from Northampton (RU man). "What's that you say Skippy? The real Australian Cricket Team are trapped down a mine shaft?"

Spurs (and others but particularly Spurs) found out what the 'old farts' were capable of one night when they tried to steam up the ramps. Carnage.

They find it very hard to accept they they are inferior at anything. The silly cunts. They still pap on about that 3-1 meaningless friendly victory over England at Upton Park as clear justification of their 'soccer' superiority. 5-0 in The Ashes series would be so sweet. I want it really badly.

I think we may have passed that stage after the 15 run victory in the first test, V. We are getting close to 'they are losing the will to live' stage Amazing how difficult it has been to find some of them at work today. Elusive Pimpernels, the lot of em Funny thing is, they were hanging on to their great Sri Lankan hope - Agar the Horrible. His subsequent scores after the 98 has left the Aussie cricket fan down here clutching at straws. They have now grasped Clarkes comment 'we can win 3-2' and are convincing themselves that he could be right. I must be watching different fucking games because 'hope' is not the word I would use to describe them. More like 'hapless'. What's the general opinion about the next one at Old Trafford? Another England win must surely be most likely?

To those complaining about the heat. Trust me, when you get into the depths of next winter, not a leaf on a tree, slush, ice, freezing fog and DMB loving media at fever pitch, you will long for this golden English summer. It just doesn't get better. An English pub on a balmy summers evening; randier women (as they always are in warmer climes) and the knowledge that the cocky Aussies have been put to the sword. I suddenly have this tune rattling round in my head:-

Fuck me, this is good. Never a truer word spoken mate. I have dreamed of days like these. The boot is definitely on the other foot for a while to come. They may try to repatriate me!

What do you think of Walter Mitty type serial fantasists then? JAL

I'd be disappointed if that happened BGOEFC. Nowt wrong there. The Germans were mistrusted for war reasons. I believe extreme Islam has declared war on us so where is the problem? Obviously going to be a level of mistrust. You make a very salient point. It is the interloper who should strive to assimilate, not the local. Trautmann did that successfully and others should take a leaf out of his book. Look at me. I have even started scoring cricket the wrong way round and calling the PL the EPL just to appease my new friends

Hiding?? We were inviting the little shits in but they weren't too game. Thick fuckers were throwing full cans of ale at us from the pitch. Even thicker fuckers in the Paddock were opening them trying to drink with painters radio like results. I have one abiding memory of a St Johns Ambulance man on the halfway line getting kicked up the arse by a passing Chelsea fan. St. John uproots the halfway flag pole, clouts the Chelsea fan round the head with it then tends to his wound. Making his own business. Brilliant! I'll try to make this easy for you Mounts. I believe the contemporary term for 'dings' is 'yoof'.

The best Wanderers site by a mile but you can always count on the fact that, with unerring regularity, another knobspanker is on the way. Must look on the bright side. Maximush and Capscock Colin make Smithills look almost level headed.

Never a truer word..............

Not suicidal - just desperate to find places to hide. Worry not. I can sniff the fuckers out like a bloodhound Not just neighbours either - workmates, clients - you name it. I told them for years "Once Warne and McGrath have gone, you'll be fucked. It's a cyclic thing. I'll be waiting - payback's a bitch" They find me standing behind them like the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper with manic eyes and a vengeful smile

Stinks of piss. Not somewhere I would recommend. Strasbourg and Aix En Provence miles better.

It will probably surprise few that I believe we are nailed on certs for at least a playoff place this coming season. My glass is always at least half full. If anyone matches Carlos' 50 quid and wants more on, I'll match it no problem.

Could probably be a Mod anthem that. The eternal struggle to be No. 1. Top drawer lad is Wiggo.

..........or is it lingering feelgood factor from the Olympics? Either way, long may it continue.

Bolty's lot are not toiling at all. Cruising to an easy victory. Just Elated Exiled Pom.

All of a sudden? How old are you son? We were travelling up in numbers in the late 60's and early 70's. For most, more of an anti IRA therefore anti Celtic thing. For others, family connections. Always the first result I look for after the Whites.

This is LW isn't it?

Can you imagine one of todays cossetted pansies playing on in an FA Cup Final with a broken neck? RIP Bert - they definitely do not make them like you any more.