bolty58
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Kinell Jazza, been in Germany for a week and come back and read through this thread.
Tha knows I like a bet. Long odds on that this is as dodgy as fuck. Be careful eh?
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Almost vanilla I suppose. Ladies in nice lingerie is plenty for me.
Particularly fond of white knickers on a bird. Not sure why. Must have had a flash in the developmental stage or summat. Either that or there's some sort of deep seated 'pure and virginal' thing going on? Not sure but I certainly like em on a lass.
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I have the added pleasure of listening to thick Aussie commentators talking about 'Wimbleton'.
Drives me fucking mad.
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He'll be a fan of that Belgian biker - Eddie Jerckx
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IE has me still coming up with the 'Server update' notice.
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Aye, I think IE is only where I have the problem too. Using Chrome I've no issues except the text now looks a bit weird (courier?) when I'm inputting.
Same deal for me Daz. Looks weird but works and comes out reet in th'end.
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I'm with CWP.
Might be just if he was lowered at a rate of 10 millimetres per minute into boiling chip fat first though.
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Happens to me on Internet Explorer but not on Google Chrome mate.
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I'll throw my hat into the ring again, in our defence, we are cunts at times, that's what make us loveable rogues tho'? Were pretty good all round? I'm in the doghouse at present - got pissed out of my tree and that's all
Well at least it's for a good reason mate and not for failing to notice an infinitessimally small adjustment to hair colour, new dress similar to the other 46 or, God forbid, a new ornament.
Then she swallows and we'll put up with owt. That's the real problem - we are too fucking easy to coax round.
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All women have cunts, they know it and we know it, there's just different levels of cunt
We wouldn't feed them otherwise.
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There lies the problem for years.
If you tell people often enough how wonderful something is, nimatter how shite it is people like bolty will eventually believe it.
Must do better pal.
There are no people like me
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...and a bit of Nanette Newman thrown in. Grrrr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc-Bk11xWug
Followed by a bit of Fanny:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyMWplSfO34
..and finally a girl fellating a Flake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYNj2ioP2do
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I think that might be partially true... the lass I saw at weekend says I'm "dodgy as fuck"
Are you 100% sure she didn't say 'podgy'?
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i thought it was iron bru
Fook me gently. One of the two words correct.
Just off outside to check that we are still orbiting the sun.
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im got one of them silly JIMMY hats i will put that on so i blend in in blackpool
Does it stink of piss?
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I kid you not, ever time I eat at the in-Laws in Little lever, they never put out a knife.
Wife does it too, just a folk for every meal.
I keep asking for the knife and they always look at me weird.
Little lever is one very strange place.
FFS, what with LW's kniffs and your folk, it's like the foreword from Mein Fucking Kampf!
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Mate. We see tries like that every week. We don't need to cream over them.
Slight difference. These were a result of craft, guile, speed and vision rather than bludgeoning the opposition into submission by way of slugfest.
Here, fishy fishy
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Just dawned on me. This bloke stowed away on our trip back from Skopje? Would explain the foreign lingo.
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I did enjoy that, I'll bet Bolty enjoyed it even more though!
Words can't describe! The Queenslanders opposite me and the 'country cocky' sandgroper next door know all about it.
Intense. Loved every minute.
Some people like the finer things in life, some are happy with a cheese butty and the contents of the slops tray. If we all liked the same things...........
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I reckon Bolty will circle the bait a bit. I'll be very surprised if he takes it though.You know me too well V
Maggie would miss me if I went, I'm the best sounding board he has The only slight interest for me is the disparity between the 25-30,000 and '70,000' quoted by the mayor. Must have meant travelling Wallies fans too I suppose?
What a nail biter that was. The win all that matters. Don't suppose our RL friends will want to acknowledge 4 great tries?
One more win and I'll be happy. Crush them in The Ashes and all will be well with the world.
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If that lions game tomorrow is half as fast and tough as this Cas v hull game I'll show my bollocks int saddle tomorrow night.
Just been listening to the mayor of Brisbane excitedly saying that 70,000 visitors - both ex pats and from the British Isles had arrived in town. Booked out all hotels and supped all th'ale.
So many deluded fools eh?
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Not me but the biggest shithouse (literally) trick I have witnessed was when I first arrived in Oz and was working in Wollongong. One of the despatch bay lads used to leave a packet of TimTams (bit like Penguins) in the communal fridge with his name written on in big white letters. Some fucker kept helping himself so he waited til there were just a couple left, took one in trap one and sucked the chocolate off, smeared his own shit all over it and carefully placed it back in the packet. Turned out to be a newly arrived labourer who was still honking up a week later after chucking the whole thing in his mouth. Worst thing was, none of the shopfloor lads were reet happy about shit being in the fridge with their lunches etc. and a brawl broke out where three blokes got the sack (including Tim Tam man). A genuine shithouse of a trick.
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Leave the flags down and chuck this on top...
Job done.
I have this stuff and it's fucking ace. Spray weedkiller round the edges twice a year and that's all the gardening I have to do which is good because I detest it.
The Lions Tour..
in Behind The Stands
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Just got back to Oz in time for this. Had to watch highlights of the second test in an Irish pub in Frankfurt.
Work tomorrow will be an absolute pleasure. They'll be shitting it as they know what is coming.
Humiliate them in the Ashes now and life will have turned 180 degrees from when the Lions last toured here. Boot on the other foot and all that. We never forget.